A few days later, in the Wanjie Chat Group—
Spirit of the Demon Sword:
"Ding ding~ Punching in! (=ω=)✧"
Young Master Murong:
"╮(╯＿╰)╭ I'm going crazy over here! These fools, you teach them how to think, but they're all illiterate! I have to explain every little thing one by one!
Does anyone know how to make these people learn faster? I can't become a full-time teacher!"
Ninja Scientist:
"Education is a must... but your situation sounds tough. You'll have to be patient."
Young Master Murong:
"⊙﹏⊙) But I want to offer sacrifices soon! Everything is prepared, and I'm stuck waiting because most of them can't even read! Damn it!"
Ninja Scientist:
"Pfft. You were bubbling around in the group every day. You didn't prepare properly—no wonder you're stuck! You deserve to suffer, salted fish."
Spirit of the Demon Sword:
"⊙▽⊙ No need to panic, little brother~ Show them the greatness of our God first, then slowly educate them.
Very few people in my world could read either."
She couldn't help but laugh.
It was too ridiculous—how could they carry out a national sacrifice when even basic reading was a problem?
Say hello and the people would just stare blankly at you!
Second Li:
"Bro, you're thinking too small.
Start by training a few teachers first.
Teach one, let them teach ten, ten teach a hundred—it spreads fast! That's what I did!"
Young Master Murong:
"Is that so? I get it now!"
Pirate King of the Caribbean:
"Ugh, it's been rough for me too. I sneak around the Navy every day.
Barely scraping together any gold coins. Even robbery is hard lately…"
God of Eternity:
"But as far as I know, you're spending more time in taverns fooling around with dancing girls than you are building an altar."
Second Li:
"Σ(っ°Д °;)っ WHOA, My God!!"
Young Master Murong:
"Paying my respects to the Eternal God!!"
For Peace:
"Greeting my God!!!"
Spirit of the Demon Sword:
"(⊙▽⊙) Worshiping the great Lord!!"
Inside the Pirates of the Caribbean world, Jack Sparrow, who was happily drinking in a crowded tavern, suddenly spit out his rum.
The lively bar fell silent in an instant.
Jack's crewmates rushed over, alarmed.
"Captain! What's wrong?!"
Jack wiped his mouth, sweat pouring down his face.
"N-Nothing..."
But his hands trembled.
That message... it couldn't be real.
Could the Eternal God really see everything he did?
Pirate King of the Caribbean:
"Misunderstanding, Your Holiness!!
I work day and night to build the altar, but the navies are united!
I only have a few ships—it's impossible!"
God of Eternity:
"You dare to quibble? Jack Sparrow, born in 1691, you wear a red headscarf, carry a useless compass, and your mortal enemy is Barbossa.
Shall I go on?"
God of Eternity:
"If you swear you're not drinking in a bar right now, I'll believe you."
Jack's entire body went cold.
The drink dripped forgotten from his hand.
This... this couldn't be happening.
How could God know everything about him...?
Pirate King of the Caribbean:
"(Knocking head.jpg) I admit it! I was wrong!
Please, Lord God, grant me one last chance! I deceived you!"
For Peace:
"Ahaha, so he really is a liar! Even dared to lie to a god!"
Ninja Scientist:
"This old scoundrel! I knew it!
He told me he was a king! Turns out he's just a lousy pirate!"
Second Li:
"Unforgivable! To deceive the gods—this crime must be punished!"
Everyone was in shock.
This was no joke.
The Eternal God truly knew their lives inside and out.
He even knew their thoughts.
They broke into a cold sweat.
God of Eternity:
"Since you know fear now, listen well.
Everyone may use my meditation techniques, but lying to me is unforgivable.
So I offer you two choices."
"First, you die in penance.
Your soul will serve me for ten thousand years, and only then will you be forgiven."
"Second, you have three days.
Offer a worthy sacrifice.
If you fail—your world will wither and perish."
The Eternal God's voice was calm, but each word struck their hearts like a hammer.
He wasn't just bluffing.
Spirit of the Demon Sword:
"⊙﹏⊙) Lord God! Please don't destroy my world!
I'll start building an altar right away! I swear I won't lie again!"
Ninja Scientist:
"Didn't you lie before too, you little liar?"
Spirit of the Demon Sword:
"Σ(っД;)っ No! No! You're making things up!"
Pirate King of the Caribbean:
"I swear, I will complete the sacrifice within three days!!"
Jack Sparrow was trembling, but also breathing easier.
At least he wasn't instantly destroyed.
But he dared not slack off anymore.
The Eternal God had spoken—
if the world collapsed, there would be nowhere left to hide.
Jack wiped the sweat from his brow.
His heart beat violently in his chest.
One thing was clear now:
He would never lie to the Eternal God again.
Not even in jest.