Of course! Here is the complete rewrite in Desciclopédia style, complete with political drama, flawed tactics and catchphrases worthy of a dubbed SBT movie:
You step forward as if you're going to solve everything based on charisma. Williams looks at you with that "where do I know you from?" look, but before he can say "weren't you in the resistance's WhatsApp group?", he swallows the comment and pretends he didn't see anything.
Taking advantage of the colonel's mental confusion (probably caused by years of brainwashing mixed with military granola), you spout a made-up story with the conviction of a quantum coach:
"I am the real leader of this demonstration, sir! And I have a detailed plan, approved by none other than the National Association of Diplomatic Werewolves!"
Williams doesn't buy anything. Not even half a word. The man seems to have a soul made of reinforced concrete. You keep insisting, sweating more than a werewolf in a car wash, until your creativity turns blue. Silence. Tension. Tension.
The colonel responds in the most subtle way possible: he shoots. PAH!
Right at Ahote's leg, as if to say "I didn't kill him, but I was almost polite."
The shot echoes through the streets and the hairy gang goes into "Chewbacca rage" mode, ready to bite everything. But Ahote, even with a hole in his leg the size of a small pizza, raises his hand and says:
"If he wanted to kill me, he would have done it already. There's trouble in the air. Stay alert."
Meanwhile, the peacekeepers — an ironic name for a group of soldiers armed to the teeth — start marching with their weapons drawn. The pack is in full-blown werewolf mode, but everyone knows that even werewolves have a HP limit.
So, it's your turn to decide how this horror show continues:
1. Rally the pack for battle using non-lethal tactics.
Translation: "Let's hit, but with care. Like a soap opera slap."
Perfect if you want to come out as a hero without losing charisma points at the UN.
2. Rally the pack for battle and kill everyone.
Extreme Werewolf Mode: screaming, guts and budget explosion.
Congratulations, you are now officially the villain of the next season.
3. Stand like a tree in peaceful protest.
The Zen posture of someone who read Gandhi, saw Avatar and thinks that love solves everything.
If you survive, you become a martyr. If not, you're just another carpet on the sidewalk of history.
4. Organize a strategic retreat (also known as "run and the dick will sing").
Scooby-Doo-level tactical escape. It may seem like cowardice, but it's also self-love.
Choose wisely, revolutionary wolf. Because in the end, history is written by those who can run the fastest… or bite the hardest.
Do you want me to also rewrite the consequences of each choice in this style?