[Sea Patrol Dog in Weak Water, Take Note— "New Interpretation of the Eastern Continent Legend"]
Evidently, there's a large discrepancy between legend and fact. However, upon careful thought, Zhang Ze realized that Maomao indeed never touches water...
Maomao, being a good dog, has three excellent qualities: it doesn't bark unnecessarily, doesn't shed fur, and it self-cleans.
No matter how dirty the place it digs into, it just needs to shake, and its fur will return to its pristine and smooth state.
Touching it feels silky smooth. It smells like sunshine.
Feeling guilty, Zhang Ze could only explain the events leading up to the situation. Fortunately, Maomao is also a good dog, and after a brief negotiation with Zhang Ze, they finally reached a series of agreements.
Zhang Ze, adhering to the principles of honesty, trust, friendship, and mutual assistance, compensates Maomao with five hundred pounds of pork elbows, eight hundred sausages, and ten two-hour playtime tickets...
