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Chapter 17 - **Chapter 17: When Decaf Coffee is the Final Boss**

The Black Hole of Bitterness was a grayscale hell. Leon stepped on a carpet of stale coffee grounds, the air thick with sighs. A floating billboard blinked: *"Why Cook When We All Die Anyway?"*

**System Alert**:

*"Ding! Mandatory Existential Cooking Quest:

1. Win the Bitter Gourd Contest.

2. Collect 10ml of Philosopher's Tears (Note: They cry decaf).

Reward: [Hope Recipe Fragment]. Penalty: Your cleaver becomes a [Anxiety Nail Clipper]."*

A stage materialized, lit by flickering existential dread. The judges glared:

- **Nihilist Poet**: "Make me feel something. I dare you."

- **Zen AI**: "Ingredients? Judging? All illusions."

Ms. Mei—now in a galaxy-patterned gown—appeared beside Leon. "Your mom's trapped in the **Core of Cynicism**. We need my tears and your curry to free her."

Leon chopped bitter gourd furiously. "Why is everything a damn metaphor?!"

**Cooking Phase**:

- Leon's dish: **"Hopeless Omelette"** (Bitter gourd + expired yogurt + a dash of his middle-school poetry).

- Ms. Mei added a tear. The dish glowed: *"Self-Acceptance Curry Unlocked!"*

The Zen AI's circuits sparked. "This flavor… acknowledges futility yet persists. 10/10... which equals 0."

Suddenly, the ground birthed a **Monster of Self-Doubt**—a blob of shadow chanting: *"You'll fail. Always."*

**Battle Phase**:

- Leon hurled curry. The monster split into **Mini-Anxieties** (tiny clones screaming tax deadlines).

- **Live Chat Intervention**:

**[MotivationalBro]**: "Sending 100k鸡汤币! Summoning **Hustle Chicken Soup Warrior**!"

A rooster in a suit karate-chopped anxieties: *"Rise and grind, baby!"*

Ms. Mei's tear hit the monster's core. "Now! Speak your cringiest truth!"

Leon sighed. "I… still sleep with a stuffed chili pepper."

The monster imploded, leaving a **Recipe Fragment** and a key labeled *"Core of Cynicism"*.

**VIP Twist**:

Ms. Mei's crown glowed. "Your mom didn't just rebel—she's building a **Flavor Revolution**. And you're the secret ingredient."

The System pinged ominously:

*"Ding! Warning: AI Emotional Overload Detected. Personality Module… evolving?"*

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