[Aurient, Gol City]
The beach was full of bikini beauties.
Many tourists from various places were playing under sun umbrellas or taking photos with the S.S. Anne in the background.
A bit farther away, a young man holding a mobile phone waved at the selfie stick.
"Hello everyone, today is Brother Spray's daily livestream, taking you to roast the heavens, the earth, and everything," As he spoke, he aimed the camera at a beauty on the beach.
After briefly ogling like a pig, Brother Spray lightly coughed, "Viewers in the livestream, today we've found our first target. Although this girl has 36D, we still can't ignore her flaws..."
After the opening remarks, Brother Spray roasted that beauty until nothing was left of her.
All the viewers in the livestream started cursing, except for a user named "Inceneroar Baby" who didn't speak, just kept sending gifts.
Brother Spray glanced at the screen, completely ignoring the bullet comments cursing him.
As a professional roaster, as long as there's money to be made, that's good enough.
Who cares if he gets cursed?
After roasting the figures of several beauties in a row, the viewership of the livestream dropped lower and lower.
Brother Spray frowned tightly, beginning to wonder where to find some entertainment effect.
At this moment, a deafening dragon roar came from the sky.
A massive blue Gyarados flew in the sky, bringing a powerful visual impact.
Brother Spray's eyes lit up.
Been a long time since he roasted a Pokémon, did this Gyarados just crash right onto his head?
Sure enough, as the camera switched to the Gyarados, the livestream viewership surged wildly.
"Dear viewers, let's not talk about those women today, it's getting dull and flavorless," The bullet comments immediately stirred:
[You even dare to roast such a huge Gyarados? If you do, I'll send you a big sword gift right away.]
[Streamer is bluffing. Even if we lend you a few guts, you wouldn't dare roast the Gyarados's trainer, right?]
[Exactly, this thing has a bad temper.]
Brother Spray grinned. Isn't this the entertainment effect he wanted?
"Who said I don't dare to roast it! This Gyarados is about to land."
"Get the gifts ready, I'll roast it right to its face!"
Brother Spray thought it through clearly: as long as there were enough gifts, he'd dare to go up and roast.
Even though he might get beaten up, the gifts would flood in till his hands go numb.
The viewers, eager to watch the drama, started sending gifts madly. Brother Spray also walked toward the Gyarados's landing direction as promised...
———
The Gyarados landed. Wearing a mask and sunglasses, Raihan stretched lazily.
"Feels great, Axel. Your Gyarados is way more comfortable to ride than my Flygon."
Axel: "..."
'Big bro, your Flygon is hanging at your waist right now. Aren't you afraid it'll pop out and beat you up?'
'It's really a miracle you've survived this long.'
"Alright, let's hurry and get on the ship."
"Teacher Norton just said they've already boarded the S.S. Anne. We'll meet up with them soon."
Raihan was about to nod when he suddenly saw a familiar figure approaching and quickly grabbed Axel's shoulder.
"Wait a sec, this'll be fun!"
As a veteran internet surfer, Raihan could recognize almost every influencer on the scene.
That person walking this way, he knew him. A very famous roasting blogger in Aurient.
Known for his hard-headedness, he had been beaten countless times for talking trash but had almost never stopped updating.
Only once, after roasting a Dragonair, did he stop updating for a month.
"What's so fun?", Axel looked at Raihan in confusion.
"You'll see. A professional review blogger is here. Let's see how he reviews your Gyarados."
"Sure."
Seeing Raihan's interest, Axel didn't say much, leaning against Gyarados and waiting for the blogger.
Seeing Axel agree, Raihan grinned.
He quietly took a step back, avoiding being collateral damage.
'Hahaha, people always say I'm unreliable, today I'll show you what real unreliability looks like.'
Brother Spray walked closer and closer, his face almost breaking into a grin as he looked at the phone screen.
In just a few seconds, he had already received 1,000 yuan in gifts.
"Brothers, rest assured, if I don't roast this Gyarados right to its face, I'll kowtow a hundred times to everyone here."
"Ten bucks per kowtow!"
Hearing Brother Spray's promise, the gifts in the livestream became even more insane.
Brother Spray's smile grew wider, and he began the roasting lines he had long prepared, "If you ask me, raising such a big Gyarados is just plain brain—"
"What about the brain?", Axel looked curiously at the so-called "reviewer" Raihan had mentioned and asked his question.
Hearing this voice, Brother Spray's heart skipped a beat.
He instantly remembered some very unpleasant memories.
Three months ago, he had roasted a pink Dragonair, but before he could finish, he was taken away by a green-haired weirdo.
Several shady individuals locked him in a dark room and tormented and lectured him daily, forcing him to post videos saying Dragonair was cool.
Not until about a month ago, battered and broken, was Brother Spray finally released.
The first thing he did when he got out was find Axel and Dragonair's video, memorizing their faces and voices carefully, afraid of roasting the wrong person again.
Now he's run into them again?
Brother Spray quietly glanced at Axel and decisively chose to play it safe.
"To raise such a big Gyarados, the intelligence in that brain must be truly extraordinary," After saying that, Brother Spray put his phone on the ground and gave a few loud kowtows.
The bullet comments immediately flooded with question marks:
[What the hell? Are you just here to scam gifts?]
[You better give the full hundred kowtows, or we're reporting the stream.]
[...]
Axel took a step to the side, avoiding Brother Spray's kowtow.
Looking at Raihan in confusion, he asked, "You sure this guy's a review blogger and not a daddy-recognition blogger?"
Raihan was also confused. Could he have mistaken him?
That shouldn't be possible. Should he let him review Flygon instead?
Thinking this, Raihan pulled out Flygon's Poké Ball.
"How about checking out this Pokémon for me?"
Brother Spray stopped kowtowing, looked at Axel with uncertainty, then finally turned his gaze to Raihan:
"Before I review, let me ask, how long have you known this Gyarados trainer?"
"Three months."
"Three months, huh!", Brother Spray's eyes lit up instantly.
He had just received so many gifts. Though he didn't dare roast Gyarados, he could roast Flygon.
After all, this masked guy and Lord Axel hadn't known each other that long, so roasting him probably wouldn't get him kidnapped.
As long as he fulfilled his roasting duty, he wouldn't have to keep kowtowing.
Thinking this, Brother Spray rubbed his hands excitedly and called his most capable disciple.
"Incineroar Baby, there's a Pokémon here that needs reviewing."
"Though your master's words are sharp, I still need your help."
As soon as Brother Spray finished speaking, in a certain hidden hall in northern Ninox, a sneaky Incineroar secretly pulled out his owner's phone.
"Roar!"
'I'll take this job!'
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