Episode 159: Abnormally Cheap Novice Assassin - Seven
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "This, it looks a little familiar." ]
[ Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "Oh my, it's familiar, alright, this is that little guy next to me." ]
[ Jackie Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures): "???" ]
[ Jackie Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures): "It suddenly became so big?" ]
[ The Doctor ⦍11th⦎ (Doctor Who): "From a little guy, it directly turned into such a big form." ]
[ The Doctor ⦍11th⦎ (Doctor Who): "Amazing, truly amazing." ]
[ Saitama (One Punch Man): "If a large chicken is roasted, how long will it last for eating?" ]
[ Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "No, it can't be eaten." ]
[ Genos (One Punch Man): "Sorry, I apologize on behalf of my teacher." ]
[ Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "No big deal, that's why we came to Chicken Island." ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "Is that so?" ]
[ Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "Otherwise, did we come here to save you?" ]
[ .....]
『 Seven's eyes widened, his jaw nearly dropping, as he stared at the Little Flying Chicken beside him.
Little Flying Chicken effortlessly struck a bodybuilding pose, easily crushing the short sword in MeihuaShisan's hand into powder.
"Oh my!"
Seven watched, stunned, and gave the Little Flying Chicken a big thumbs up.
"What's going on?"
MeihuaShisanlooked at the Little Flying Chicken, her mind full of questions.
Little Flying Chicken struck a few more bodybuilding poses, then suddenly stepped forward and pushed MeihuaShisan back forcefully.
"So fast!"
MeihuaShisan looked at Little Flying Chicken with a chicken head and a human body, a little surprised.
At this moment, MeihuaShisan felt something was wrong behind her and turned her head.
Meow Kitty and the Meow Star army had silently appeared behind her.
And Little Flying Chicken was still preening, constantly changing poses.
Seven picked his nose, leisurely watching MeihuaShisan.
"Hmph! I'll spare your life this time."
MeihuaShisan knew that if she continued fighting, she might be in trouble here, so she left with a harsh threat.
With that, MeihuaShisan pulled out a whistle and blew it. A majestic eagle appeared in the sky.
MeihuaShisan grabbed the rope on the eagle's leg and flew away in a whoosh.
Seven smiled and waved goodbye to the departing MeihuaShisan.
"Remember to come for tea when you're free!"
Seven was still thinking about having tea with MeihuaShisan.
"This guy, how can such an unreliable assassin be here too?"
Meow Kitty looked at Seven, muttering to herself.
"My name is Seven!"
"My contact information is…"
MeihuaShisan, who had already flown far away, heard Seven's words from below, and her face turned green.
"Seven, I'm not done with you!"
MeihuaShisan secretly swore to herself.
.....
"Azure sky!"
"Charming beach!"
"And so many beauties in bikinis!"
On the TV screen, Dai Bo's voice rang out.
At this moment, he was sitting with Seven.
Behind them hung a banner, on which was written 963…
" Fresh coconuts, 5 yuan each! "
Seven held a "Buy One Get One Free" sign in his arms.
"But we can only silently sell coconuts here!"
Dai Bo drank coconut water, gently patting Seven, who was almost dizzy from the sun.
"It's all your fault for always messing up missions!"
"Not a single deal has been made!"
Dai Bo scolded Seven.
"At this time, I should be enjoying myself!"
Dai Bo happily fantasized in his heart.
"It's all your fault!"
Dai Bo took a sip of coconut water, his tone tinged with helplessness.
"Huh? Where did he go?"
Just as he was about to continue tapping Seven's head, he found that Seven beside him had long since disappeared.
"Beautiful lady, do you need sunscreen?"
Dai Bo looked up and saw Seven asking a girl if she needed sunscreen.
Dai Bo's blood pressure instantly soared.
"Gaiba Egg Attack!"
Dai Bo pulled a Gaiba Egg from his pocket and shouted loudly.
Just as he was about to perform his "divine skill," his palm glowing with golden light to punish Seven, his phone in his pocket rang at an inopportune moment.
"Hello, how can I help you?"
"Do you need to hire an assassin?"
Dai Bo quickly answered the phone and asked.
"Of course, we are very professional!"
"Full refund if the mission fails!"
"New customers get 50% off their first order!"
"Alright, I'll be right there!"
After hanging up the phone, Dai Bo made a series of sales pitches, and after hearing the other party's reply, he responded satisfactorily.
"Beautiful lady, do you need me to help you spread it evenly?"
Seven squatted on the beach, his face flushed, shaking the sunscreen in the beauty's hand.
"SLAP—!!"
Seven cried out in pain, feeling something hit his head.
"Who attacked me?"
Seven turned sharply and demanded loudly.
"New mission!"
"Let's go! Seven!"
Dai Bo stood on a rock, looking exceptionally tall and mighty at this moment. He pointed at Seven and gave the command handsomely.
Seven turned to look at the young lady in front of him, his cheeks slightly flushed.
"Wait until I apply sunscreen first!"
At this moment, Little Flying Chicken hopped to Seven's feet.
Just as Seven shyly reached out to touch the young lady,
Little Flying Chicken suddenly grabbed his crotch.
"Oh my!"
Seven's expression changed slightly,
And he was instantly pulled into the sky.
"Oh dear! I haven't applied sunscreen yet!"
"My pants are falling down!"
Seven in mid-air shouted unwillingly.
"Beautiful lady, do you need me to apply some to your back, too?" After Seven was taken away by Little Flying Chicken, Dai Bo had a mischievous smile on his face, pouring sunscreen onto his hand. 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Chika Fujiwara (Love Is War): "A Chicken, so perverted." ]
[ Master Roshi (Dragon Ball): "It would be great if I could do this kind of thing." ]
[ Ran Mouri (Detective Conan): "It's so frustrating, why pervert people keep popping out!?" ]
[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "Sister Ran when she's angry, it's terrifying." ]
[ Dai Bo (Scissor Seven): "Cough cough, don't mind such details." ]
[ .....]
『 On the other side,
Inside the house, Seven fell from the sky, landing headfirst on the ground, his feet still kicking a few times.
"Can you knock before entering?"
Uncle Chen, sitting in front of the computer, pointed at him and asked.
"Look, three submarines are approaching!"
On the computer screen, the radar showed three small red dots.
Uncle Chen said, pointing at the screen for Seven to see.
"I want you to infiltrate the largest submarine!"
"Take out the captain inside!"
Seven shook his head, seemingly understanding.
"Oh no, it crashed, I need to restart it!"
The computer suddenly froze, and Uncle Chen quickly said.
"Isn't your coast guard's equipment a bit too old-fashioned?"
Seven saw this scene, sweat beading on his forehead, and asked Uncle Chen.
"The coast guard hasn't been paid in ten years."
"Now I'm the only one holding it together."
Uncle Chen said slowly at this moment, his back slightly hunched as he stood by the window.
"Talking so pitifully."
"This old man isn't trying to default on the payment, is he?"
Seven couldn't help but mutter in his heart after hearing this.
"Take it!"
At this moment, Uncle Chen suddenly held out a mooncake box to Seven.
"What for?"
"I don't like eating five-kernel mooncakes!"
Seven said, looking at the mooncake box.
"Inside is the assassin fee, 88 yuan."
Seven looked at the scattered coins and banknotes in the mooncake box.
"This change is really quite trivial."
Seven looked at the change with a bewildered expression. 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Sun Rong (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Eight, eighty-eight yuan?" ]
[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "Although I don't know what the currency exchange rate is like, this is too low." ]
[ Haibara Ai (Detective Conan): "So cheap." ]
[ Saitama (One Punch Man): "So little?." ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "No choice, gotta make a living." ]
[ .....]
『 Then, he pulled out the change and casually tossed the mooncake box aside.
"No problem, I'll take this job!"
"Where's the diving equipment?"
Seven put the change into his pocket and asked Uncle Chen.
"None!" Uncle Chen replied.
"Then what about diving goggles?"
Seven had to settle for less…
"Really none!" Uncle Chen stood there and replied.
"You must have a swimsuit, right?"
At this point, Seven's expression was a little strange.
"I've worn these swim trunks for decades; you can borrow them for a while."
Upon hearing this, Uncle Chen directly pulled out a pair of swim trunks from his own pants and gave them to Seven.
"You keep them for yourself!"
Seven glanced at the light pink swim trunks and quickly declined.
"I'm going to act!"
Seven said, standing by the window of the seaside defense office.
"Hey, your swim trunks!"
Uncle Chen shouted from behind Seven.
"No need! Because I thought of an even better idea!"
Seven, standing by the window, spoke with full confidence.
"I'm going to pretend to be a drowning fish and infiltrate the enemy!"
Seven finished speaking, then turned back to Uncle Chen with a confident expression.
"It's simply a perfect plan!"
Uncle Chen was incredibly surprised after hearing Seven's plan. He never expected such a brilliant idea!
"You must succeed!"
"The future of this island depends on you!"
Uncle Chen looked at Seven's back and said excitedly.
"You're really lucky!"
Seven left this sentence and leaped onto the windowsill.
"You've hired the coolest assassin in the entire universe today!"
Seven held the transforming Gaiba Egg and said to Uncle Chen behind him.
Then Seven "swish" threw the transforming Gaiba Egg.
In an instant, he turned into a fish.
"So amazing!"
Uncle Chen exclaimed in surprise at the sight.
After shouting, Uncle Chen and Seven looked at each other.
"Can you....."
"Throw me into the sea?"
Seven asked a little shyly.
Upon hearing this, Uncle Chen slowly walked to the window and picked up Seven.
"Hey, do you want to jump into the sea first and then transform?"
Uncle Chen said with a hint of impatience.
With that, Uncle Chen threw Seven into the sea without another word.
Seven plunged in, and soon he spotted three submarines, the largest of which.
By the porthole of the submarine, a one-eyed bald man was looking out. Seven sighed when he saw the bald head.
"Oh, he's staring at me."
"Alright, let's put on a good show!"
"But I can't swim!"
"Help! Help!"
A thought flashed, and Seven began to perform exaggeratedly, pretending to drown.
The bald man saw it and actually believed it.
"Oh no! A fish is drowning!"
"I'll haul it in first!"
The bald man operated the mechanical arm, and a hand suddenly extended from outside the submarine, grabbing Seven and pulling him in.
"Boss, I caught a drowning fish!"
"How about we have steamed fish tonight!"
Bald Ah Jun quickly hugged Seven, wanting to show off to his boss.
"No!"
At this moment, Ah Jun's boss, Ah Jie, turned his head and refused outright.
"Because roasted fish is the most fragrant!"
Ah Jie said, pointing at Ah Jun to express his attitude.
"Such a fresh fish, of course, must be steamed to perfectly showcase its deliciousness!"
Ah Jun retorted.
"It's not fresh now!"
Ah Jie heard this and, without question, snatched Seven from Ah Jun's hands and threw him heavily to the ground.
Seven's eyes nearly popped out, and bubbles came out of his mouth.
"Cough, cough, cough."
"I might as well play dead!"
Seven had a worried expression, completely unprepared for such a situation.
"You!"
"You're truly despicable!"
Ah Jun looked at Seven pretending to be dead, feeling a pang of sadness in his heart.
"Alright then!"
"Then no one gets to eat!"
Ah Jun looked at the "dead" fish and raised his foot to step on Seven.
"Poof! Ouch ouch!"
Seven immediately trembled all over in pain.
The two pirates looked at the lively "fish," momentarily at a loss.
"This fish is still alive!"
Ah Jun bent down and carefully picked up Seven.
"How about steaming it?"
Ah Jun suggested, overjoyed.
"Dream on! Braised fish, it is!"
Unexpectedly, Ah Jie snatched Seven and slammed him heavily to the ground again.
"Then no one gets to eat!"
Ah Jun emphasized again, followed by another kick, and Seven rolled on the spot in pain.
"Die, braised fish!"
"No one gets to eat!"
"Die, braised fish!"
"Don't even think about it!"
"Braised!"
"No!"
"Braised!" 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Arataki Itto (Genshin Impact): "Hahahaha!" ]
[ Arataki Itto (Genshin Impact): "Of all things, this guy turns into a fish on a ship." ]
[ Beidou (Genshin Impact): "It looks quite plump, it would be perfect for roasted fish." ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "..." ]
[ .....]
『 At this moment, Seven had been thrown and stepped on countless times, his fish-like face filled with confusion about life. He muttered to himself, wondering why he had to turn into a nearly drowning fish, ending up in such a predicament, almost dying on the spot.
"So annoying!"
Suddenly, a shout rang out.
Coming into view was a man with red hair streaked with white, and Seven and his two companions bumped right into him.
This person was the target of Seven's assassination mission—
Captain Jack.
"You two stop arguing!"
Captain Jack crossed his arms, having heard most of the recent argument.
"Finally, I see the captain himself!"
Seven thought, slumping to the ground like a completely deflated salted fish.
"It might be good for sashimi!"
Captain Jack examined Seven on the ground, pondering how to enjoy this fresh "drowning fish."
Several sword shadows flashed quickly,
Seven on the ground kept rolling and jumping.
Seven lay flat on the ground, gasping for breath, as if they would die the next second. 』
『 .....』
〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Xingqiu (Genshin Impact): "Good footwork." ]
[ Lala Satalin Deviluke (To LOVE-Ru) "If his footwork wasn't good, he would have died already." ]
[ Seven (Scissor Seven): "It's very dangerous!" ]
[ .....]
『 Captain Jack and his two men stared at Seven on the ground, their faces filled with disbelief—how could a fish avoid his sharp sword?
Seeing Seven lively and kicking, the three of them were dumbfounded.
"Captain, do you need me to help you hold it down?"
Ah Jun suddenly asked Captain Jack.
"Shut up!"
Captain Jack, feeling his dignity wounded, shouted loudly, then raised his long sword again and thrust it fiercely at Seven.
Seven dodged and weaved on the ground, and Captain Jack didn't hit him once.
Captain Jack bent down and picked up Seven from the ground,
"My cool entrance was completely ruined by you! You little fat fish!"
At this moment, Captain Jack had an angry expression.
"Opportunity!"
Seven seized the moment, and a golden needle shot out from his fish mouth.
Captain Jack quickly leaned back to dodge.
"Captain!"
His two subordinates were astonished at the sight, never expecting a fish to spit out a hidden weapon!
"Hehehe, mission accomplished smoothly!"
Seven looked at Captain Jack, who was leaning back, thinking he had succeeded.
"Hehe, the more I look, the more alluring you seem, little fat fish!"
Unexpectedly, Captain Jack actually caught the hidden weapon with his mouth,
And said triumphantly, staring at Seven in his hand.
Captain Jack, without a word, threw Seven into the sky with a whoosh.
Instantly, a sword light flashed.
"Haha, turns out it's a little assassin who delivered himself!"
Captain Jack struck a cool pose, and at this moment, Seven was steadily squatting on his shiny sword tip.
"I'm a professional assassin; meeting me means bidding farewell to tomorrow's sunrise!"
Seven stared at Captain Jack, saying with full confidence. 』
『 .....』