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Chapter 133 - ICISEI Episode 133

Episode 133: I don't believe you can one-shot me!

『 When Froggy 2 heard this, he was completely dumbfounded.

"I understand the logic, but this thing can actually be rubbed out with hands like this?"

But in the end, Froggy 2 could not figure out this problem.

The scene shifted.

Sixty Academy

Xue Lü was busy fiddling with the spiritual veins underground with his spiritual power. The entire Sixty Academy was like a large snow-covered hat, like an ice hole, so cold that people shivered.

"Such a rich spiritual vein, how can a small family be worthy of it!"

"Fourth brother, don't worry, third brother will make them disappear completely!"

But as soon as he finished speaking,

Xue Hu narrowed his eyes and saw Wang Ling walking over slowly with his hands in his pockets.

"Hmph, so it's a child from Sixty Academy, unaware of the disaster about to befall them."

But,

When Xue Hu saw the spiritual power on Wang Ling's body, his jaw almost dropped in shock:

"Wait... you, a mere Foundation Establishment disciple, how are you not frozen into an ice popsicle?"

Wang Ling's face was expressionless. He waved his hand, knocking the Snow Drinking Mad Saber on the ground away, and said lightly: "Hmm, is that so!"

Xue Hu saw this,

He stomped his foot in anger, and instantly, the stars shone brightly, as if illuminating the ground.

"My Ten Thousand Jin Fall, you should at least..."

Before he could finish,

Wang Ling flicked his finger, and a tremendous force sent Xue Hu flying into the sky, finally landing steadily behind Zhuo Yi.

Then, Wang Ling thrust the Jing Ke Sword into the ground.

"Sword Master, how much spiritual power is appropriate to charge this vein?"

Wang Ling waved his big hand: "Make up for what's missing! Spiritual power, move like the wind!"

"BUZZ—!"

Sixty Academy was instantly full of spring, with lush vegetation, and the entire appearance was refreshed. 』

『 .....』

〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜

[ Genos (One Punch Man): "So powerful, to replenish all of this energy called spiritual power at once." ]

[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "That's right, his spiritual power is so vast that it's impossible to look directly at it." ]

[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "If the previous Saiki Kusuo was only a few hundred meters, Wang Ling's might be several Earths." ]

[ Saiki Kusuo (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K): "Wow, so powerful." ]

[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "It's not that exaggerated, is it?" ]

[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Then take off your suppression talisman and speak." ]

[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Never mind then." ]

[ .....]

『 In the headquarters of the Seven Stars Team.

"Immortal Zhuo, those people from the Four Symbols have issued a bounty, saying they must catch you!"

"There is reliable information that some cultivators who take money to do things have already taken this job!"

Zhuo Yi glanced at his photo on the bounty list and the astonishing number of spirit stones behind it, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

"Hahaha, just a bunch of small fries, we represent the light of righteousness!"

"Immortal Zhuo is truly a great hero of the city, knowing the danger ahead, yet still so calm and composed. I am truly impressed! Regardless, please be careful, Immortal Zhuo!"

After everyone left,

Zhuo Yi was so scared that he plopped to his knees and shouted into his phone:

"Master, save me quickly!"

Just then,

Wang Ling had already begun to ponder designing long johns for Zhuo Yi... 』

『 .....』

〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜

[ Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "Designing, long johns? What kind of operation is this?" ]

[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Is it the long johns that were auctioned before? This seems to be usable as a defensive weapon in that world." ]

[ Zhuo Yi (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Thank you, Master." ]

[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "You're thanking me too early, I don't have that plan yet." ]

[ Zhuo Yi (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Then I will thank Master in advance on behalf of my future self." ]

[ .....]

『 The scene changed,

Zhuque quietly sneaked through the Sixty Gate. Before the charity sale began, he quickly chanted a spell,

"Flame Divine Sword Qi, depart!"

In an instant,

Swarms of fiery sword qi whistled towards the items for the charity sale.

At this moment, Wang Ling flicked his finger without a word, and the sword qi in the air exploded like fireworks.

Zhuque looked at his sword qi, completely gone, and was so scared that his face turned green,

"This is unscientific!"

"Those below loose immortals in the cultivation world can't even detect it!"

Zhuque was not convinced and cast the Flame Divine Sword Qi again, but it flew halfway into the air and vanished into smoke.

"There's no other way, fortunately, I was prepared early!"

He took out a rice cooker, poured all the sword qi into it, and secretly placed it at the charity sale site.

"Hahaha, it's done!"

"As long as someone touches it, Sixty Gate will be leveled immediately, and you will witness the art of explosion!"

After doing all this, Zhuque quickly left the scene.

But not long after.

In the stadium,

Wang Ling sucked Zhuque's treasure, the rice cooker, into his pressure cooker, and then said to Zhuo Yi:

"He's on the roof, the rest is up to you."

Zhuo Yi: "Yes, Master!"

At this time.

Zhuque, who had gone to the roof to observe, was already bewildered,

"Where did my rice cooker go?"

And Zhuo Yi had already walked up behind him, "Stop struggling, Zhuque of the Four Symbols Faction, your little tricks have long been noticed!"

Zhuque: "So it was your doing? No, you are just a Golden Core stage, an ant that I can crush with a finger!"

Zhuo Yi drew his sword and said confidently, "I am justice, you are evil, justice and evil are irreconcilable, why should the righteous be afraid?"

"Haha, what an overestimation of your abilities, a sesame-seed-sized light trying to illuminate the earth?"

Before he finished speaking,

Zhuque shot a red sword qi towards Zhuo Yi.

But this sword qi only tore Zhuo Yi's Seven Stars Team uniform, leaving him unharmed. Zhuque released another wave of sword qi, but it was blocked by the shiny yellow long johns and shirt on Zhuo Yi.

"This, this is a world-class magic treasure?"

Zhuo Yi smiled smugly, thinking to himself: "Master's specially made enhanced long johns and shirt, with full defense and magic resistance!"

"Your sword qi is useless against me!"

Zhuque sweated profusely and asked, "How can you, a Golden Core stage, use a world-class magic treasure? It's impossible!"

Zhuo Yi became even more smug,

"I, Zhuo Yi, the light of justice, the hero of Songhai, stand here. If you can hurt me even a little, you win!"

Zhuque was so angry that he laughed,

"A mere Golden Core stage dares to be arrogant in front of me! Ha! If magic doesn't work, I still have close combat!"

Saying that, Zhuque transformed into a giant Vermilion Bird, flew behind Zhuo Yi, and swung his sword down, causing a stunning explosion—

[ Zhuque * Defeated! ] 』

『 .....』

〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜

[ Zhuo Yi (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "As expected of the Master's long johns and shirt, they are indeed very powerful." ]

[ Keqing (Genshin Impact): "Although it is indeed very powerful." ]

[ Keqing (Genshin Impact): "But isn't the appearance a bit indecent?" ]

[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Understood, I will learn more styles." ]

[ Zhuo Yi (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "It's okay, as a defensive item, this is already very powerful." ]

[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "So, it's still ugly?" ]

[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "..." ]

[ .....]

『 In the screen, Wang Ling was participating in a Double Eleven celebration at a department store.

He walked into the exclusive area for ancient magic treasures.

At this time, Guo Hao said, "Not everyone is worthy of these ancient magic treasures! They will choose their masters in return. Each has its own temperament. If you are not chosen, you cannot control them even if you are rich."

Chen Chao added, "I heard that those who can control these ancient magic treasures can hear their inner voices. I wonder if it's true!"

But at this moment, Wang Ling had a splitting headache.

Why?

Because these magic treasures were chattering and begging him to take them away.

Great Ming King Peacock Feather Fan: "Big brother, please take me away, my feathers are smooth and easy to manage."

Ancient Alchemy Furnace: "Big brother, choose me, it's okay not to refine pills, use me to cook lamb, the taste is amazing!"

Ancient Ruler: "Senior, take me too!"

Other divine weapons and artifacts begged, "Senior, take us away, it's too embarrassing to be sold in public like this!"

The sword spirit witnessed this scene and felt pity: "Master, they look really pitiful."

Wang Ling said bluntly, "I don't think so, they're not as good as instant noodles."

As soon as he said this,

All the magic treasures instantly turned ashen, their light dimmed, and they became dull. 』

『 .....』

〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜

[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "So heartbreaking, these magic treasures must be very sad, right?" ]

[ Kaeya (Genshin Impact): "Haha, of course. After all, being told that you are useless to your face." ]

[ .....]

『 Later, Wang Ling saw that the top salesman was tricking Chen Chao and Guo Hao into shopping with advance loans. Without a word, he immediately used the Great Fortune Technique, directly entering the "bursting with luck" mode.

Whether it was blind boxes or scratch cards, they all turned into "stocking up" mode, achieving the ability to buy without spending money.

Finally, the salesman gave Wang Ling a bag of Little Raccoon instant noodles, but he never expected that every time he opened a bag, he would see the words "Free another bag."

Then, Wang Ling won all the Little Raccoon instant noodles on the counter in a row,

"I don't think I'm really suited for sales..." the salesman said dejectedly... 』

『 .....』

〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜

[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "Hahaha, this profiteer has been punished directly." ]

[ Dori (Genshin Impact): "That fellow competitor is also truly pitiful." ]

[ .....]

『 The scene shifted again.

Wang Ling's home...

Froggy 2 jumped to Wang Ling's side and asked, "I heard you're having a charity sale tomorrow?"

"Yes!"

Then, Wang Ling moved aside the clutter in the storage room, revealing a large door with a yellow strip pasted on it.

Froggy 2 was very curious: "What's inside? I've lived in this guy's house for so long, and I never noticed..."

Wang Ling said, "Do you want to take a look together?"

"Okay, okay, I have to see what good stuff you're hiding!"

As soon as they entered the golden door,

Froggy 2 felt like he had walked into a place like a library.

"Where is this?"

The sword spirit explained: "This is the Heavenly Dao's library. What you see here are all Heavenly Dao spirits."

Hearing this, Froggy 2 recalled their previous conversation. He knew that although Wang Ling was incredibly powerful, he was still within the scope of Heavenly Dao.

It was already remarkable for ordinary people to glimpse a trace of Heavenly Dao.

At that moment, Froggy 2 felt like he had been struck by lightning on a clear day.

"Heavenly Dao, my Dao, wait a minute... how did Wang Ling's closet directly connect to the legendary Heavenly Dao space!"

"Could it be that this kid has a... special relationship with Heavenly Dao?"

At this moment,

Wang Ling nervously took out a bag of instant noodles, his face full of reluctance: "I'm here to exchange for something."

Froggy 2 rolled his eyes internally: "You clearly don't have much intention of exchanging, do you?"

"But fortunately, Wang Ling's relationship with Heavenly Dao is not as exaggerated as I imagined!" 』

『 .....』

〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜

[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Although I am also very curious why there are these things in Wang Ling's closet, fortunately, the relationship is not particularly outrageous." ]

[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "After all, he has such powerful strength." ]

[ Nobita Nobi (Doraemon): "My closet also has Doraemon sleeping in it." ]

[ Doraemon (Doraemon): "...What's there to talk about, Nobita?" ]

[ Nijika Gotoh (Bocchi the Rock): "It seems like Onee-chan also likes to do things in the closet, I'm quite curious." ]

[ Hitori Gotoh (Bocchi the Rock): "..." ]

[ .....]

『 Immediately after...

Several Heavenly Dao-like figures rushed forward, knelt down with a thud, and said in unison:

"We didn't know that True Person Ling had arrived, and we are late. Please forgive us!"

Seeing this scene, ...

Froggy 2 felt like he had been struck by lightning again.

"This is too exaggerated, how can you kneel so smoothly!"

"It's worth it for this old man to be a dog for Wang Ling in this life!" 』

『 .....』

〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜

[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Being Wang Ling's dog is truly a worthwhile thing." ]

[ Sun Rong (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Froggy 2, you won't run out and do evil like in the screen, will you?" ]

[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Probably not anymore, right?" ]

[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "Hehe, it seems that Miss Sun Rong is also a very interesting existence." ]

[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "No, no, no, how could that be? I should just be a dog at Wang Ling's house, honestly." ]

[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "The demon realm? What is that? I don't know it." ]

[ Demon Master (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "..." ]

[ .....]

『 The Heavenly Dao little spirit said: "Heavenly Dao transactions are based on the principle of fair exchange!"

Froggy 2 asked doubtfully: "Then what can this bag of noodles be exchanged for?"

The sword spirit explained: "To you, it's just a small snack, but to the Master, it's a very precious thing."

Then, the Heavenly Dao little spirit threw the instant noodles into a shining sun well, and a plump silkworm baby floated out.

"This is called the Heavenly Dao Golden Silkworm. Clothes made from its silk can greatly enhance toughness and resist all kinds of collisions! Even if the inside is seriously injured, the exterior will still look intact, with no flaws visible."

Wang Ling shook his head: "No! Exchange it for something else."

Wang Ling looked at the Heavenly Dao Golden Silkworm impassively and didn't say much.

Afterward, the Heavenly Dao spirit took out a bar of soap and explained:

"This is a slimming soap made based on the principle of the Great Light Body Technique. Apply it while bathing, and the excess fat will be washed away with the water, helping you maintain a healthy body fat percentage!" 』

『 .....』

〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜

[ Sawamura Eriri (Saekano): "What! There's actually such a magical item!" ]

[ Nami (One Piece): "If only I could get this thing." ]

[ Dori (Genshin Impact): "This is a good thing, it will definitely sell like hotcakes if I get it!" ]

[ Nel (Bleach): "I choose to agree." ]

[ Mom Wang: "Ling'er, sometimes you can also show a little filial piety." ]

[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "But, didn't you teach me back then not to misuse this ability?" ]

[ Mom Wang (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "In this regard, you can relax a little, but other things are still not allowed." ]

[ Sun Rong (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Brother Wang, I want it too." ]

[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "I understand." ]

[ March 7th (Honkai: Star Rail): "I'm so envious, people in that world can get such convenient things." ]

[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Sorry, I don't seem to be able to influence your world. If I could, I would share some." ]

[ .....]

『 [ ....Many beautiful girls expressed regret (Jing Ke is also considered a beautiful girl, yes, she is!) .... ]

Wang Ling still shook his head and refused.

The Heavenly Dao spirit was not discouraged and took out a pill that looked very friendly.

"Eating this can permanently increase spiritual power, but the effect varies from person to person. It may fail, depending on individual physique."

Froggy 2 asked: "Is the probability of failure high?"

The Heavenly Dao spirit smiled: "Compared to drawing cards in a game, this is much more practical!"

Froggy 2 turned to Wang Ling: "With such a convenient pill, why didn't you think of letting your uncle and aunt try it?"

Wang Ling replied: "They taught me to cherish abilities and not to misuse them. Living a simple and ordinary life is also good." 』

『 .....』

〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜

[ Dad Wang (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Cough, cough, Ling'er, you know." ]

[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "..." ]

[ .....]

『 Wang Ling threw away the pill and said, "Is there anything more normal?"

The Heavenly Dao spirit had no choice but to use all its strength to search for good things for Wang Ling, but after looking around, it still couldn't find anything to his satisfaction.

At this time, Froggy 2 was so surprised that his jaw almost hit the ground from buying.

"Why can a bag of instant noodles be exchanged for so many precious treasures! If these magic artifacts were to leak out, any one of them could cause those lone cultivators to fight tooth and nail!"

Finally, Wang Ling picked out a seemingly high-end pressure cooker and left. 』

『 .....』

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