John tried to keep calm. He mostly succeeded. Quivering hands placed his shoes on the floor. "Uhm… so…" he cleared his throat. Everyone around was looking at him, having caught on his obviously odd behaviour. He wasn't sure how to express what he thought. He wasn't even sure what he thought.
"Whaddaya wanna say, John?" Rave, ever impatient, asked.
"So… basically… and I feel like I should have… no, that's too late now…," John cleared his throat again. Regrets about not asking more questions about the workings of Abyssal birth control could be put later. Exhaling audibly and swiftly, he just got it out with. "One of you is pregnant. Gaia gave me an Achievement for it."
A moment of silence, then there was nervous, loud laughter.
"What are you laughing about?" Lydia wanted to know, her voice steady and almost unconcerned.