Chapter Title: "Breast or Ball? Goku's First Step into Hornyhood"
Scene: Kame House – Day 1 of Adult Training
Master Roshi stands like an ancient monk in front of a small stack of adult books. Goku sits cross-legged like a serious student, wearing his Gi ( Goku orange uniform), clueless face on point.
Master Roshi:
"Alright, Goku… lesson one: Identifying female anatomy. What… is this?"
He pulls out a poster of a voluptuous woman with seriously oversized breasts.
Goku (eyes sparkling):
"WOAH! Master Roshi! You found two new Dragon Balls! Where'd you get these? Are they from another universe?!"
Roshi (slaps his own forehead):
"You fucking idiot, that's not a Dragon Ball—that's a breast! A holy, divine, soft, bouncy breast!"
Goku:
(Squints) "Are you sure? 'Cause they're round and shiny…"
Roshi:
"Yeah, like my bald head. You wanna summon Shenron from that too?"
Goku (smiles):
"If it grants wishes, maybe Chi-Chi will stop yelling at me!"
Roshi looks to the heavens, dramatic music plays.
Roshi (muttering):
"Why… why this idiot not know difference between dragon Ball and breast
Goku:
"Huh? Is they different
Roshi (calmly):
yea my boy very different ,women have breast,not dragon balls they are female,
like we male have dicks
Goku:
Huh? I only hear about pole
Roshi:
(Pauses, deep breath) "Yes, you have a cock. A dick. A pole. The Saiyan sword of justice."
Goku:
"What does it do?"
Roshi:
(Grabs his head in pain) "It's for fucking, you fool! For fucking!! Not just for peeing off mountains!!"
Goku (seriously):
"…So it's not a Kamehameha wand?"
Roshi:
"If it was, Chi-Chi would've exploded with happiness by now!"
Cut to Roshi in deep thought, looking out the window.
Roshi (thinking):
"How… how did he stay this pure? This clueless? Wait… Old Gohan once told me… that Goku fell on his head as a kid. Right on the brain…"
Roshi looks toward the heavens again, now emotionally moved.
Roshi:
"Chi-Chi… how did you survive… loving this creature of innocence? This majestic idiot who can go Super Saiyan but doesn't know what 'missionary' is…?"
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Training Begins: The Hentai Library
Roshi pulls out a massive dusty box labeled "Hentai Archives Vol 1 to 69." Inside are DVDs, books, scrolls, and one suspiciously vibrating item.
Roshi (seriously):
"These, my boy… are sacred texts. Learn from them."
Goku (picking up a DVD):
"'Nurse Tentacle 3: Tokyo Cream Edition'… hmm. Is she healing people?"
Roshi:
"No! She's sucking them dry!"
Goku:
"Dry… like a senzu bean effect?"
Roshi:
"I swear to Kami-sama… if you compare sex to a bean one more time…"
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Goku opens a manga, sees a panel of a girl moaning.
Goku:
"Is she okay? She looks like she's in pain!"
Roshi:
"She's not in pain! That's pleasure!"
Goku:
"But her tongue's out and she's shaking!"
Roshi:
"THAT'S CALLED AN ORGASM YOU MORON!!"
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Scene ends with Goku falling asleep on top of the open hentai book like a bedtime story.
Roshi (watching, exhausted):
"Day 1: Failure. The boy doesn't even know what ass is. May Kami help us all."
Narrator (serious DBZ tone):
"Will Goku ever learn the art of fuck-fu? Can Roshi teach the ways of the dick to a man who calls boobs Dragon Balls? Find out next time on
'Dragon pole z '
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