"Uh…"
Tang San stared at the scene for a few seconds, stunned. This kind of bizarre thing happened again:"Someone's gone mad again. What the hell is wrong with this world?"
"..."
Dai Mubai's eyes were wide open too, dazed:"What the hell? This is way too interesting. Someone's gone mad again. Could it be Zhang Fan's doing? But… he didn't seem to do anything, right?"
He felt a bit regretful thinking about it. He had offended Zhang Fan before, and then all sorts of weird things started happening—the thing with Tang San in the bathroom, followed by non-stop spraying, and then all sorts of crazy episodes that nearly made him question life itself.
Back then, it was because he liked Zhu Zhuqing that he clashed with Zhang Fan, which led to a whole chain of events.But now that he hadn't clashed with Zhang Fan and even respected him as the boss, nothing had happened.Looks like this incident started with him again.
As long as one gets along with Zhang Fan and doesn't harbor malice or bad intentions, they won't go mad.
Maybe Zhang Fan's aura is just that special.
He felt he was a genius. From now on, he was going to treat Zhang Fan like a grandfather and worship him—then nothing bad would happen.
And besides, being around Zhang Fan didn't seem to have any downsides. In fact, it might even be beneficial.
"What the hell…"
Oscar was dumbfounded.This kind of thing can even happen? Everything just felt too bizarre. He couldn't help rubbing his butt.Why make things hard for yourself in life?
He hadn't had a crazy episode recently, and it felt great.
Otherwise, he would've seriously started wondering if he'd gone completely insane.
He felt that as long as he didn't go against Zhang Fan, he wouldn't lose his mind.
So of course, he'd behave and be Zhang Fan's little bro.And he definitely wouldn't think about Ning Rongrong anymore.
He really didn't want to go crazy again.
Ma Hongjun still hadn't figured out why he went mad.
Tylen and his companions had started fighting among themselves.
The other senior students just stared, stunned.
It was supposed to be a show of dominance to intimidate the newcomer, but it turned into a full-on brawl among themselves.
They had no idea how to react.
After a while, they finally stopped.
Because Tylen woke up,"Stop fighting!"
"What the hell were you doing just now? You just started randomly beating us up!"
"Yeah! Now you wanna stop?"
"No way!"
Tylen's companions started beating him up again, going at it hard.
"Is that enough now?" Tylen's face was bruised and swollen, and his companions finally stopped.
"Why the hell did you go crazy? We were supposed to beat up that new guy, and you hit us instead?"
Tylen's companions were also bruised and bleeding at the mouth.
"I don't even know what happened… I just went nuts and started hitting!" Tylen said helplessly, then glared fiercely at Zhang Fan."This isn't over!"
"Oh." Zhang Fan shrugged, completely unfazed.
Then they left.
"Whoa… Fan-ge is amazing. He never even needs to lift a finger—they go crazy and beat themselves!" Xiao Wu gave Zhang Fan a big thumbs up."Could they be caught in Fan-ge's unbeatable illusion technique?"
"Hmm… that might actually be possible." Ning Rongrong looked at Zhang Fan curiously.
"Could be!" Zhu Zhuqing also looked at Zhang Fan.
"Could be!" Zhang Fan nodded as well, avoiding a direct answer. After all, they didn't know if it was really his doing.
So they were just guessing.
Next day.
Zhang Fan took the three beauties and left the academy, planning to go out for a stroll.
"Dad, don't get involved in our academy's business!"Although Tylen felt aggrieved, he didn't want his dad to intervene.
"Get lost. My son got beaten like a pig, and I, Tylenor the Mighty, can't just let it go!"Tylenor roared, muscles bulging all over his body, much bigger than Tylen.
"This really doesn't have much to do with Zhang Fan. We just beat each other up…" Qin Long said speechlessly.
"It all started because of Zhang Fan. I'm handling this, period!" Tylenor grunted.
"Tylen loses a fight and now wants to bring his dad for revenge?"
Xiao Wu saw someone who looked like Tylen and assumed it was his dad, so she snapped.
"Wow, this little beauty is really something!"
Tylenor couldn't help praising her. Then he looked at Zhang Fan:"You're Zhang Fan? Surrounded by three beauties—what a lucky guy.""Yes." Zhang Fan replied calmly.
"Good. I'm Tylen's father. Since you messed up my son, you must pay the price today!"Qin Long was intimidating.
"Dad, I brought it on myself!" Tylen was exasperated.
"Must be that little girl seduced my son. Otherwise, this wouldn't have happened!"
Tylenor glared at Xiao Wu.
"..." Tylen was utterly speechless.
"Ding! Dialogue modification mission triggered."
[Xiao Wu: You shut up.]
Zhang Fan grinned evilly, changing the word "shut" to "dog" and adding "spouts crap" at the end of the sentence.
"Ding! Dialogue successfully modified. Minor madness in plot. Reward: 80 modification points."
Xiao Wu huffed angrily: "You dog mouth spouts crap!"
"You're the one spouting… Little girl, you've got a sharp tongue!"As Tylenor spoke, he turned to look at Tylen,"This little—"
"Pfft…" The next moment, he sprayed all over Tylen.
"Ah…" Tylen was dumbfounded,"Dad, what are you doing?"His eyes were wide, stepping back constantly.
Now he was covered in stink.
But his dad was right in front of him and—"Pfft…" sprayed him again.
"Ahhh!" Tylen was about to lose it.
How could something this disgusting happen?
He had just beaten up his own companions, and now his dad was spraying that on him?
He was absolutely disgusted.
"I…" Tylenor was also terrified by his own bizarre behavior. His face turned pale, and cold sweat dripped down his body.
He thought he had gone mad.His mouth wasn't his ass—how could it spray that?
He was losing his mind.
He turned and ran.
Spraying the whole way.
Soon, it stopped.
But he was in a full panic, nearly spraying himself to death.
Of all things to spray, why that?
It was beyond disgusting.
He went straight to wash his mouth, completely losing it.
Tylen was still standing there in a daze, like he'd gone mad too.
Thinking about today's events—
Life felt like a joke. How could all this happen?
He had beaten his own companions. Now his dad had… done that.
"Ugh…" Just thinking about it made him dry-heave.
Meanwhile, Zhang Fan went shopping with the three beauties.
That earlier mess was just a small hiccup.
But the three girls had nearly puked watching it.
That incident was just too weird.
Faced with strong enemies, Zhang Fan didn't even need to fight—They'd just go mad on their own. Who could even handle that?
Even a Titled Douluo would either go insane or lose their mind.
The girls were just grateful they'd sided with Zhang Fan.Otherwise, they might've ended up just like the others.
After all, ever since getting close to Zhang Fan—or even just having good feelings—nothing bad had happened to them.
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