Chapter 189: Aha: I Shall Become the Head Shipper of Yaoshi and Lan's CP
"What the f***!"
Silver Wolf, who was currently hiding in the underlying data chain to evade retrieval programs, saw the pure white figure descending from the sky with a sacred aura, her pretty face couldn't help but change, her jaw dropped, and she cried out in surprise.
"This is actually possible?"
Honestly, as a top-tier hacker in the universe, spending 25 hours a day (out of 24 system hours) immersed in the Interastral Network, Silver Wolf had seen no shortage of absurd news.
But even now, she still found it somewhat outrageous!
At first, Silver Wolf was attracted by the black and red katana Caelus had pulled out.
Then Silver Wolf saw Caelus use that weapon to erode the Simulated Universe, guiding and allocating a portion of its computing power to support the model she had crafted for him.
This left Silver Wolf slightly surprised.
Her ability to easily wedge into the Simulated Universe didn't mean its protection protocols were weak; it just meant she was too strong.
But that blade displayed a terrifying erosive power over network data, making even Silver Wolf take notice. She hadn't expected her good brother to possess such a specialized weapon.
However, Caelus's subsequent actions left Silver Wolf baffled. He actually used the freeloaded computing power to draw doujinshi and synthesize videos, and what was even harder to look directly at was the content he created.
And now, the Aeon of Abundance had descended.
Silver Wolf's emotions could be said to have cycled through novelty, slight surprise, bewilderment, and then shock several times over.
What kind of development was this?!
Why?
Why could disseminating doujinshi of the Aeon of Abundance and the Aeon of the Hunt actually attract Yaoshi?
Silver Wolf didn't understand.
Not just the little wolf-girl, even the two geniuses of the club couldn't understand. Herta looked at Yaoshi with a hint of chagrin, while Screwllum, perplexed, began calculations.
But no matter which mode of thought they employed, attempting to establish a causal relationship between the erotic doujinshi and H-videos of the Aeon of the Hunt and the Aeon of Abundance and Yaoshi's descent resulted in an extremely fractured internal logic.
So, it must be a coincidence, right?
It must be a coincidence, right?
Screwllum could not determine.
Inside the Simulated Universe, the Aeon of Abundance in the sky had her lips lightly pursed, her gaze lowered, and her face partly veiled by thin gauze.
Countless eyes opened on her pure white body, gleaming orange like fire, adding an alluring, wicked beauty to her.
"She's so beautiful!"
Stelle gazed up at Abundance with an infatuated expression, drooling, looking like Tom cat utterly captivated by a cute white kitten.
Herta: [?]
Screwllum: [...]
In reality, the dissemination of Yaoshi x Lan's erotic doujinshi and videos did indeed have a certain connection to the descent of the Aeon of Abundance.
As is well known, the Aeon of Abundance is the cosmic Holy Mother, broadcasting blessings throughout the galactic universe, descending to bestow favors upon hearing sincere prayers.
Almost every Aeon possesses a passive ability to hear the "hearts of mortals."
Supported by the terrifying computing power of the Simulated Universe, the Yaoshi erotic art forged by AI was truly a work of divine craftsmanship, encompassing all XPs, and breathtakingly beautiful.
Even some staunch Hunt adherents within the Xianzhou couldn't help but be drawn to the beautified Yaoshi, blasphemously praying to the Plaguespring of Longevity by pleasuring themselves to potent erotic art of Yaoshi.
For beings not aligned with the Hunt faction, many sincerely wished to help Yaoshi embark on the Path of Propagation.
Everyone became a sorcerer, casting spells with free materials obtainable online.
Rapid Draw, Furious Growth, Undying Grasp, Lethal Tempo...
With the support of the Simulated Universe's computing power, the erotic art doujinshi spread too widely!
As the saying goes, "grains of sand make a tower, drops of water make a river." The myriad emotions of countless beings converged, making Yaoshi immediately perceive this prayer as different from before.
Previously, the Aeon had only heard the lamentations of those in purgatory, and the earnest prayers of those in despair, before rushing to bestow blessings.
But this time, why had the prayers changed?
"Lord Yaoshi, let me cum! Let me cum!"
For Yaoshi to hear it, it must have reached a certain level of "sincerity," truly rare in the universe.
And then, Yaoshi appeared.
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The Aeon quickly found the source. Yaoshi didn't care about the erotic doujinshi featuring herself and the Hunt. With the exception of Aha, whose humanity was overflowing, most Aeons' divinity outweighed their humanity, bound by their Paths.
However, the reason the Aeon appeared was because of the two "grey-hairs."
"Trailblaze."
Yaoshi observed Caelus and Stelle with the myriad eyes on her body: "I rejoice at your return."
[Hey, don't just stand there, say something.]
Herta whispered conspiratorially into Caelus's ear.
Regardless of whether the descent of Abundance was causally related to Caelus's creation of Yaoshi x Hunt erotic doujinshi, the most important thing now was to let Caelus and Stelle interact with an Aeon.
Caelus "shyly" scratched his cheek and chuckled, "If you keep staring at me, I'll blush."
"With a finite body, can one cross an infinite sea? May you abandon your burdens, be free from future existence, and attain liberation."
In Yaoshi's gentle voice, Stelle felt her mind involuntarily relax. Her whole body felt revitalized, and she even thought she could enjoy a night of shared resonance (common feelings/emotions) with Caelus, who had weathered difficulties with her.
"Yaoshi, Yaoshi! Then I ask you, then I ask you."
Ignoring the lightheaded Stelle, Caelus looked up, his gaze eagerly fixed on the Aeon of Abundance.
"As the greatest benevolent deity in the entire universe, that's true, isn't it?"
"The grand vow you made, 'May all sentient beings obtain what they seek,' that's true, isn't it?"
"Indeed."
Yaoshi lowered her head. Her answer primarily addressed the second question; good and evil held no meaning for her.
"If that's the case, then can you grant me what I seek?"
Hearing Caelus's eager words, Herta, Screwllum, and Silver Wolf, hidden in the shadows, all looked at Caelus.
What was he going to do now?
"Whatever your wish, you may make it. I shall indeed fulfill it for you."
Yaoshi was a true Holy Mother, not a hypocritical one.
The Path of Abundance also lay in selflessness, altruism, and healing. It never refused requests; no matter the consequences, it would certainly fulfill one's wishes.
"Really?"
Hearing this, Stelle immediately jumped up in excitement, but then realized that this was the Simulated Universe, not reality, so wishes granted by the Aeon of Abundance might not be very useful.
Just as the grey-haired little raccoon rubbed her chin in thought.
"I hope you can heal the Aeon of the Hunt!"
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[?]
Silver Wolf and Herta both put up question marks.
"Lan ascended to the Aeon of the Hunt through hatred. I want to resolve the hatred in her heart, even if only a little, so..."
"Could you... be intimate with Lan once, following this doujinshi?"
Caelus looked up at Yaoshi, whose gaze was lowered, and the corners of his mouth curved into an uncontrollable, joyful arc: "I think, even as an Aeon, Lan could accept the 'blessing' of [Abundance]. A divine life that hasn't received Abundance is an incomplete divine life."
In Caelus's hand, the doujinshi that Herta and Screwllum had seen when checking the data chain was playing.
Yaoshi leaned over Lan's equine body, her thin lips slightly parted, extending her head towards the awaiting presence.
"This one, it's called 'Physical Resolution of Hatred'... to resolve hatred."
Caelus pointed at the erotic art.
[No, Caelus, what are you talking about?!]
Herta shrieked, collapsing onto the ground in shock.
[Mr. Caelus, you...]
At this moment, even Screwllum was speechless.
He had heard Herta talk about the personalities of Caelus and Stelle, and their mental issue of treating trash as treasures and crystals, but hearing Caelus's words to Yaoshi firsthand...
He understood the 'value' of the booklet.
It was fortunate this was in the Simulated Universe. If such a thing were done in the real universe, even Screwllum couldn't predict the consequences, or how Caelus would die.
"Only you could do this!"
Silver Wolf's mouth twitched, and she uttered these few words.
Everyone's attention quickly shifted to Yaoshi, eager to know her reaction.
Would she turn around and leave, or would she eliminate Caelus and Stelle?
By the definition of the Path of Abundance, it shouldn't be the latter.
Hearing Caelus's shocking request, Yaoshi's expression remained calm, still gazing gently at Caelus.
"To grant all that is sought is indeed My Path, yet your desire, I find difficult to fulfill."
"Why not?"
The instant Yaoshi's words fell, the starry sky suddenly split open, twisting into a swirling portal.
A joyous, infectious sound, as if capable of bringing the inanimate to life, emanated from within, and fireworks soared and bloomed on either side of the portal.
Amidst the scattering of brilliant fireworks and confetti, a black figure, dressed in formal attire like an emcee, appeared. If one ignored the orange laughing clown mask on its face and the surrounding circus elements, it looked quite legitimate.
It drove a vehicle, chugging out from within, and as the train advanced, fireworks continuously drifted up from the void, blooming into magnificent light and sparks.
The scene was like a wedding car arriving to pick up the bride.
[The Aeon of Elation...]
Screwllum blinked several times.
[One might ask, why did Aha arrive at this moment?!]
Herta's expression grew even more priceless.
"Another one? What's going on?"
Silver Wolf felt that watching Caelus's testing process was even more thrilling than playing game cartridges!
"Ah, that's my Express!"
Stelle pointed at the train beneath Aha and jumped up.
At this moment, the train windows were adorned with festive red "囍" characters (double happiness), and its sides were decorated with colorful flowers.
"Don't be so petty, Akivili, don't you think your train is perfect for a wedding car?"
Surrounded by circus elements transformed into festive red, the pitch-black deity looked at Caelus and chuckled, then turned to face Caelus, applauding like a kindergarten child.
"My friend, Aha truly thinks this is a wonderful suggestion!"
"You've arrived at just the right time."
Caelus was a little surprised, but only a little.
"Aha, seeing you without worry, ever joyful, My heart is greatly pleased."
Yaoshi nodded slightly, her voice filled with praise and delight.
"Aha is also happy to see you, so why would the selfless Sister Yaoshi refuse my friend's request?"
Aha drove the car in front of Yaoshi, disembarking with a slight bow, his posture like a gentleman driver.
He spread his arms, his voice full of sincerity and earnestness.
"Miss Yaoshi is beautiful and kind-hearted, and Big Brother Lan is wise and brave; you two are simply a match made in heaven!"
As for Yaoshi being male-bodied with a feminine appearance, setting facts aside, how is a feminine appearance not feminine?
"Moreover, look."
Aha chuckled as he approached Yaoshi, and with a rub of his hands, pulled out a stack of art books—these were the materialized doujinshi Caelus had created.
"My dear friend has even prepared tutorials for you."
Aha opened the erotic doujinshi and placed it before Yaoshi, whose delicate brows were lowered, flipping through the pages for the Aeon to see.
And attempted to invoke the Path of Elation to influence Yaoshi.
Herta: [...6]
Seeing this, even Herta couldn't help but feel impressed.
In terms of stirring up trouble, Caelus was truly a genius!
Screwllum was somewhat silent. This Simulated Universe test, compared to the Simulated Universe test he had envisioned...
...was not just a little different!
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