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Chapter 271 - Chapter 271: Scarborough Fair

Bayonetta said coldly, "Don't even think about it, that is my Mr. Cat."

"Is that so? Then I hope you can tie him down tightly." Jeanne said with a smiling expression, then she looked up at the sky, continued speaking, "But, right now I still have other matters, I'll return the man to you first, next time I'll come ask you for him again."

After finishing speaking, she released Aiden, gently pushed him forward, turned around and leaped into the high sky.

"See you, Bayonetta."

Looking at the silver-haired witch who disappeared without a trace, Bayonetta immediately stepped forward and caught Aiden, who was pushed and stumbled.

"Are you alright?" The black-haired witch groped around Aiden's body, in fact she had always been paying attention to the silver-haired witch's movements, but concern causes confusion.

Aiden shrugged, "Do I look like I have something wrong?"

"True, just now you were probably licked very comfortably by her." Bayonetta's expression turned cold, then pushed Aiden away with one hand, said with disgust, "Before you wash your face, don't come near me."

Hearing this, Aiden's whole person felt a bit numb. 'Does the witch lady have mysophobia?'

As Aiden thought helplessly, the black-haired witch drew a magic circle and brought him back to the human world.

However, at the moment the two returned to the human world, witch time ended, everything around began to operate again.

And at this moment, a terrified cry came from above their heads.

"Ah ah ah… help…"

Aiden glanced at Bayonetta who had no intention of saving anyone at all, so he had no choice but to leap into mid-air, catching the falling Enzo and his sports car.

After throwing Enzo into the driver's seat, Aiden landed beside Bayonetta, but the black-haired witch just snorted coldly and returned to the car.

"I'm really so innocent!"

Aiden sighed, also jumped into the car. Fortunately, Bayonetta didn't kick him to the front passenger seat, she just took out a bottle of mineral water from under the seat and handed it to him.

"Wash your face."

"Mm, okay!"

Aiden immediately took the mineral water bottle, after opening it, he poured a little water on his face, randomly wiped a few times, then said, "Alright, I've washed it clean."

Bayonetta stared at him, after a while she finally revealed a smiling face, then cupped his face, gently kissed him on the cheek.

At this moment, the still-traumatized Enzo slowly recovered, he adjusted the hat on his head, loudly grumbled, "What was up with that airplane anyway?"

But Aiden and Bayonetta both ignored him, so he could only continue, "Alright then, no matter what happened, at least my car is fine. But can't you comfort me a little? I was scared to death."

"Just drive your car." Bayonetta glanced at him, but in her heart she was pondering, that silver-haired witch, she really seemed to have seen her somewhere before.

A certain image, slowly surfaced in her mind…

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[Half an hour later]

"Looks like your journey here wasn't very smooth, Bayonetta. Just how much do my maiden family hate you, they actually sent angels to attack you in broad daylight."

The Gates of Hell Bar's owner Rodin poured top-quality whiskey into two polished-to-reflection glasses, handed them to Aiden and Bayonetta sitting beside the bar counter.

He used to be an angel, but later for unknown reasons he fell, so he used the phrase "maiden family."

"Hey, Rodin, you only poured drinks for those two, what about mine?" Enzo sitting at a table unhappily shouted.

Rodin coldly snorted, casually picked up a bottle of cheap whiskey and threw it over, "You only deserve to drink this. When you pay off your bar tab, I'll let you drink the good stuff."

"Actually this one's pretty good too." Enzo laughed awkwardly, then picked up the bottle and took a big gulp.

Rodin glanced at him, ignored him, turned his head to look at Bayonetta, "Last time's matter went very smoothly, and this time's attack seems very strange."

"I seem to smell the scent of a conspiracy. It seems someone is deliberately luring angels to attack you. Hmph, I suddenly suspect, the one who set up this conspiracy wants to trigger a war between Heaven and Hell."

"War has nothing to do with me. Right now I only want to figure out one thing, who exactly am I."

Bayonetta took a sip of the drink, then looked at Aiden who was silently drinking on the side, smiled, "And then live in a quieter city with my Mr. Cat."

"Your relationship is heating up pretty fast, what stage have you reached?" Rodin suddenly asked gossipingly.

"Living together." Bayonetta smiled, "Next should be sharing a bed and having children."

"You should find a man too, after all, you're not that young anymore." Rodin also laughed, then turned around and walked toward the liquor cabinet.

At this time, the liquor cabinet suddenly parted in the middle, revealing the hidden weapon rack behind it.

"But, before you find your lost memories, I've decided to give you a gift. I feel this trip won't be very easy for you."

Rodin squatted down, brought out a tray covered with a cloth printed with mysterious patterns from under the weapon rack.

"Take a look, these are made from alloy that even demons fear."

While speaking, Rodin pulled off the cloth, revealing four handguns inside.

"Scarborough Fair, that's their name."

"They're really beautiful."

Looking at the four ornate handguns in the tray, Bayonetta showed a satisfied expression, but she didn't put on a gorgeous dance performance like in the original work, she just raised her hand and brushed across the four guns, storing them away with magic.

Then she said, "Rodin, didn't you prepare some handy weapon for my Mr. Cat too?"

Rodin helplessly spread his hands, "No… but you haven't even married him yet, and you're already thinking about getting him benefits?"

"He's my man, of course I should treat him better, otherwise what if someone steals him away?" Bayonetta said with lingering fear.

"So, whatever treasure you still have, take it out and give him something for self-defense." Bayonetta continued.

Rodin rolled his eyes, "With his skills, what kind of treasure does he even need to protect himself? Did you forget last night's incident?"

"You can never have too many means of defense." Bayonetta shook her head.

"Too bad I really don't have any. Even this Scarborough Fair cost me a lot to get." Rodin also shook his head.

"Alright then." Bayonetta didn't force it either, turned to look at Enzo, who had already almost finished a bottle of alcohol.

"Now, it's time for you to tell me the intel you've gathered."

Enzo's alcohol tolerance was high, one bottle didn't affect his thinking. He slowly spoke, "The news I got is in a place called Vigrid in Europe…"

After a while, after listening to Enzo's account, Bayonetta looked at Aiden who was still drinking that glass of wine, asked, "Mr. Cat, interested in taking a trip to Europe with me?"

"What do you think?" Aiden looked at her, feeling a little anticipation in his heart. But he wasn't looking forward to meeting his father-in-law, he was looking forward to meeting the young Bayonetta.

"I knew you wouldn't refuse." Bayonetta smiled, ignoring Rodin and Enzo next to them, proactively kissed Aiden.

"So, darling, let's go book the plane tickets now."

Although booking plane tickets is something that anyone with hands can do, since there's a ready-made labor force available to use, Bayonetta directly gave the task to Enzo, while she and Aiden returned home after finishing their drinks.

In the bedroom, Bayonetta was packing luggage, after all this was a long trip, and it was possible they'd be staying in Europe for a long time.

And just while she was packing, Enzo called, his efficiency was very high, he had already booked plane tickets for her and Aiden, leaving tomorrow morning.

This made Bayonetta a bit anxious, feeling the time was a little tight. She originally wanted to find some time tomorrow to buy some nice clothes, especially underwear and panties, it seemed there was no time for that now.

After packing the useful clothes and storing them with magic, Bayonetta returned to the living room. Finding that Aiden still hadn't come out of the bedroom, she went into the kitchen.

They were leaving tomorrow, and who knows how many days it would be before they returned, so she planned to make a hearty dinner tonight.

But with her cooking skills, the dishes could only be called edible, and the number of types she knew how to make was few…

'There's even some Italian pasta, I think this was on discount the last time I went to the supermarket… Hmm, I remember Enzo and his wife are Italian, I could ask his wife how to make Italian pasta. Anyway, I still have some minced meat used for making hamburger patties…'

Bayonetta opened the fridge and looked, took out all the usable ingredients inside.

Aside from pasta, there were also a few tomatoes and a large pack of steak. In addition, there was also a bunch of her favorite rosemary.

"Steak with pasta, looks pretty good…"

Bayonetta muttered, pulling out her phone and dialing Enzo's number.

"Hello, Bayonetta, what's up?" On the other side, Enzo was watching cartoons with his kid. Seeing it was Bayonetta calling, he felt a little strange.

Bayonetta directly said, "Give the phone to your wife."

"What for?" Enzo was even more confused, but still shouted, "Honey, come here a sec, someone's looking for you."

Then he asked again, "Why are you looking for her?"

"To ask your wife how to make Italian pasta." Bayonetta said while boiling water.

"You can just ask me, I know how to do it." Enzo said confidently, then very curiously asked, "You're trying to learn cooking?"

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