Bayonetta's eyes carried a smile, but her body quickly made a responsive movement.
Two legs longer than most people's lives coiled around Aiden's waist the moment he sat up, and when Aiden wanted to press her beneath him, she used a judo ground technique, clamping Aiden's waist and rolling to the side.
Bang!
The sofa was only so big, this one roll, and the two of them directly fell onto the floor.
Aiden landed on his back, but it didn't hurt at all. From this little height, even a child wouldn't get hurt falling down, not to mention that there was also a carpet laid next to the sofa.
So Aiden also wanted to roll to the side, intending to press Bayonetta under him again.
However, in front of the sofa was the coffee table, there wasn't enough space at all. He could only give up on this plan and instead prepared to use waist strength to stand up first.
But just as his back left the ground, it returned immediately to the embrace of Mother Earth, because Bayonetta had already pried open his teeth with her tongue.
He still lost.
Witches seemed to be naturally skilled at kissing, although Aiden had already been through many battles, he was still kissed into an emotional turbulence.
No one knew how much time passed before the black-haired witch raised her head. She licked her lips and charmingly looked at the man who was wiping his mouth, "The taste of a witch isn't bad, right?"
Of course Aiden couldn't say the taste was exceptionally good. Since the witch had taken the initiative this time, after wiping his mouth, he deliberately said, "We just finished eating, and the dishes had garlic added. You're not disgusted?"
The black-haired witch was so smart, she of course could tell Aiden said that on purpose. She said indifferently, "You always say the rosemary scent on me is strong, but isn't that perfect? After all, when you eat steak, you also add rosemary, there's no difference."
"Eh, why does it sound like you're describing yourself as a dish?" Aiden showed a disgusted expression.
The black-haired witch sat on top of him, leaned down to look at him, and smiled faintly, "Yes, of course I'm a dish, a dish you can eat. Don't you think I'm delicious?"
After hearing that, Aiden was instantly speechless. Miss Witch not only couldn't leave sexual innuendo for three sentences, but also loved to flirt with him, and every time, it worked.
'Damn, who could stand this?'
Looking at the smiling witch, Aiden sighed and said, "Anyway, when we sleep later, I have to take the initiative, and I must be on top."
The witch shook her head, her fair hands gently cupping his face, as if holding a precious piece of art.
"Nope. I just said it, no matter what tonight, I'm the one taking the initiative."
"That won't do. This concerns my manly dignity." Aiden rarely brought up the word dignity, but tonight he had to. He still had a bit of macho pride.
"That's truly a pity. Looks like for our first night of living together, we'll have to sleep in separate rooms." The black-haired witch didn't back down at all. Then she gently kissed Aiden, stood up, and walked upstairs with long legs.
When she reached the stairway corner, Miss Witch said to Aiden, who was still lying on the floor, "The first bedroom upstairs is mine. If you've made up your mind, just push the door open and come in. Otherwise, sleep next door."
Aiden tilted his head and looked at her, "Looks like we'll be in separate rooms for a long time."
Hearing that, the black-haired witch wasn't angry at all. Instead, she confidently lifted her head and continued going upstairs.
As a witch, she was extremely confident in her charm.
Controlling a man was as easy as lifting a hand.
Besides, even if Aiden didn't actively give in, she could always ambush him while he was asleep.
Miss Witch had already made her plan.
But just as Miss Witch finished the last step, Aiden's voice came again, "Hope you won't try a sneak attack tonight!"
From his shallow understanding of the witch's personality, this was highly possible.
Upon hearing this, Bayonetta didn't say anything and walked straight into the bathroom.
As for laying out bedding for Aiden, well, she had already done it the day before yesterday when she left Enzo's house.
At this moment, Aiden lay in the downstairs living room, listening to the sound of running water, slowly got up from the floor, looked at the leftovers on the coffee table, shook his head helplessly, and muttered, "Why do I have to wash the dishes after cooking? Suddenly I miss Jeanne."
Of course, he was just complaining casually.
———
After tidying up the coffee table and taking a quick shower, Aiden yawned and returned to the bedroom. He took out his phone to check the time, it was already 2 a.m., and quickly climbed into bed to sleep.
The room was already filled with rosemary perfume sprayed by Bayonetta. On top of that, there was a vase filled with rosemary on the bedside table. Aiden was quickly overcome by sleepiness.
However, just as Aiden was sleeping in a daze, the bedroom door suddenly opened.
Upon hearing the creaking sound, Aiden became much more alert. He immediately opened his eyes a slit, and saw, under the moonlight shining through the window, a glowing figure tiptoeing toward his bed.
The black-haired witch really did plan a sneak attack.
"Hmph, usually I'd let it go, but after what I said tonight, I won't let you have your way." A cold smile appeared on Aiden's face.
Although it was a pity not to eat the meat that had reached his mouth, Aiden wasn't in a hurry, there would be plenty of chances in the future.
So, Aiden pretended to feel cold, flipped his body left and right, wrapped himself completely in the quilt, and even pressed down the edges. He only exposed half his head, then continued sleeping peacefully.
Seeing this, Bayonetta, who had tiptoed to the bed, was a bit dumbfounded. How was she supposed to make a move like this?
She squatted at the bedside and gently tugged at the quilt, but it wouldn't budge at all.
She didn't dare flip Aiden over and forcibly pull the blanket away. That would definitely wake him up, and once he was awake, he'd be hard to subdue. What she wanted was to sneak under the blanket while he was asleep and then…
Anyway, she would use the theoretical knowledge in her head to make the man surrender.
But now…
'Hmph, what a vigilant man.' Bayonetta pouted, glanced at the man unwillingly, but couldn't bear to give up.
After thinking for a moment, a thought popped into her head. Then she lifted her fair, slender leg onto the bed. By the time she got on the bed fully, she had turned into a black cat.
Circling around Aiden, who had wrapped himself up like a silkworm, the returning cat lady stopped by Aiden's head. Seeing that narrow gap, a trace of irritation flashed in her eyes, but in the end, she still lowered her head and tried to squeeze in.
However, just as the cat lady, with her butt raised, struggled to squeeze in, Aiden made a movement that nearly made her explode in anger.
Probably because the pillow felt uncomfortable, Aiden slightly lifted his head, then reached out from under the blanket and grabbed the cat lady, then used her as a pillow, resting his head on her.
Being pressed like that, of course the cat lady felt a bit uncomfortable. Just as she raised a paw to slap him, she heard Aiden's steady breathing and retracted it.
Then she gently changed her position, turning her belly up, after all, her stomach was softer and more comfortable.
"I'll let you sleep well, damn guy." The cat lady gritted her teeth and mumbled, then yawned and closed her eyes too.
———
Time quickly turned to the next day.
When the cat lady opened her eyes, she found herself being hugged like a plush pillow by Aiden, their heads touching, faces pressed together.
The cat lady was filled with disbelief, 'I actually slept so soundly last night?'
As a witch skilled in combat, her alertness was always very high. But last night…
'So this is the benefit of having a man at home? At least no need to worry about sleep.' The cat lady thought to herself, then gently broke free from Aiden's arms. It was getting late, she had to get up.
She hadn't forgotten that Aiden cooked dinner last night. As the hostess, she had to take care of breakfast.
Leaping off the bed, she landed gracefully, and upon touching the ground, the cat lady had already turned back into the witch Bayonetta. Carefully stepping with her white long legs out of the bedroom, she didn't want to wake the man.
But just as Bayonetta was about to open the bedroom door, Aiden's lazy voice came from behind, "Miss Cat, I hope when I get up, breakfast isn't just sandwiches and milk, but also soft-boiled eggs with crispy edges."
Bayonetta's movement paused. She turned to see Aiden, who had been facing away from the door, had now turned around and was looking at her with open eyes.
"No problem." Bayonetta didn't say "I can't" or "I don't know how", she didn't want Aiden to look down on her.
"You can make a few more requests, make breakfast a bit more sumptuous." Bayonetta continued.
Aiden shrugged, "That's all."
"Hmmph, then I'll go make it." Bayonetta said, opened the door, walked out, and then gently closed it.
After Bayonetta left, Aiden dozed for a while longer before slowly getting up, dressing, and heading out to wash up.
Inside the washroom, there were no towels or toothbrushes prepared in advance. Obviously, the black-haired witch wasn't as attentive as the silver-haired one.
But Aiden wasn't here to be served like a lord. He picked up the toothbrush and towel he bought last night and washed up, fixing the mess in his hair from last night too.
Not long after, Aiden came downstairs to the living room and saw the witch still busy in front of the gas stove.
He got closer and saw that the witch was still frying eggs, and at her feet, the trash can was filled with failed attempts.
Bayonetta didn't even look at Aiden, who had come up beside her. She simply focused on the frying pan, this time, she was closest to successfully frying soft-boiled eggs, "Darling, it'll be ready soon. This time it'll definitely work."
"Don't push yourself too hard." Aiden felt his request might have been too much, Bayonetta had only awakened for twenty years. She couldn't be compared with Jeanne, who had five hundred years of experience.
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