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Chapter 265 - Chapter 265: A Very Hard to Imagine Position

Aiden rolled his eyes, not wanting to continue talking with her, otherwise it would start becoming unsuitable for children.

Looking at Enzo who was in a transparent state, Aiden said to Bayonetta, "Miss Cat, can you take me back?"

Bayonetta of course knew what he meant by "take back," only she was a bit puzzled, "Then how did you come in?"

"Who knows, anyway every time I'm inexplicably pulled into the Purgatory space." Aiden said with some frustration.

It's not like he hadn't learned the magic for freely entering and exiting the Purgatory space from Jeanne, but no matter how he learned, he just couldn't master it. The magical power of this world seemed to have a natural rejection toward him.

"I see!" Bayonetta walked a circle around Aiden, nodded her head, reached out and pressed on Aiden's shoulder, and with the other hand drew a magic circle at her feet. Then, the two of them returned to the human world.

And just as the two returned to the human world, a chubby figure rushed over, it was Enzo. Compared to Bayonetta, with whom he had cooperated many times, he seemed to trust Aiden more.

After getting close to Aiden, Enzo didn't seem as scared as he was at first, and asked loudly, "Aiden, have those guys all been dealt with?"

Aiden glanced at the cemetery he had destroyed beyond recognition with his skill, and nodded, "All dealt with, not a single one left."

Only then did Enzo let out a heavy breath. He wasn't a good person and had a natural fear toward the legendary angels who punish evil.

However, if the profit was enough, he was also willing to trade with angels. In fact, he had done so before.

Of course, he didn't trade with angels or demons directly, but only managed it through a demon hunter he had met a long time ago.

Shaking off the water droplets on his coat, Enzo continued, "Since those guys have already been dealt with, and Rodin isn't dead either, now we should quickly go back. Who knows how long this damn rain is going to last. I'm about to catch a cold from the freezing."

Then he shouted toward the bald black man not far away, "Rodin, let's go."

"You guys go first, I still have things to do." The bald black man shook his head, but his gaze swept across Aiden. Now he could no longer feel any pressure from Aiden.

At this time, Bayonetta also said, "Enzo, ignore him, take us back to his bar first. After a big battle, I need to drink something to relieve fatigue."

"Alright then." Enzo nodded, then looked at Aiden, "Are you coming to my place later?"

"Of course. I remember when I left, Edna said today is your birthday." Aiden nodded and said.

"Today's your birthday?" Bayonetta had a fairly decent relationship with Enzo, frowned and said, "Why didn't anyone notify me?"

"Actually, I only found out this morning too. These past couple of days I've been dizzy from dealing with Rodin's business." Enzo said helplessly.

"In that case, then let's not go back to the bar, let's just go straight to your place." Bayonetta looked at Enzo, "Welcome us?"

"Of course, it's my honor." Enzo didn't dare say he wasn't welcome.

But he also knew that although Bayonetta had a good relationship with him, the number of times she'd been to his house over the years could be counted on one hand, and it was always Rodin who brought her.

Not to mention celebrating his birthday. So now he also realized that Bayonetta's willingness to come seemed to be because of Aiden.

'I really don't know how your relationship suddenly got so good. Clearly you just met, haven't even known each other for two hours.' Enzo muttered in his heart. But what he didn't know was that the black-haired witch had already stayed at his house for a full day and night, and had even shared a bed with Aiden.

Having made the decision, the three then took a car and left the cemetery, leaving only Rodin holding a shovel, no one knew what he was going to do in the graveyard.

When they went back, it was already midnight, and there were not many cars on the road, so the three quickly arrived at Enzo's home.

During the welcome ceremony held by Enzo's son and daughter, Aiden and Bayonetta were also sprayed all over with streamers, which made the witch lady, who didn't like children to begin with, instantly frown.

But very quickly, her attention was drawn by the cake on the table. As a witch who liked to eat lollipops, any sweet food was her favorite.

Looking at the witch who cast an expectant look his way, Aiden shrugged, "Don't look at me. Today's main character is Enzo, I don't have the right to distribute the cake."

The black-haired witch had to sit gloomily by the dining table, listening to the two kids and Aiden, who was joining the fun, sing a birthday song for Enzo.

Enzo's birthday celebration ended at midnight. Originally, Enzo wanted to hold a wine party after, but Bayonetta started complaining she was tired and wanted to go home to rest, so they had to call it a night.

However, just as Enzo threw the keys to Bayonetta for her to drive his car back, Bayonetta looked toward Aiden.

Spinning the car keys, she asked, "Where do you plan to sleep tonight?"

"Where else could I sleep, only here of course." Aiden tapped the ground with his foot, then smiled and asked, "What, planning to invite me to your place?"

But Bayonetta only said, "My house is very big."

"Enzo's house is also very big."

"But my house only has me alone."

A very tempting reason. So Aiden looked at Enzo, "Do you think I should refuse?"

Enzo didn't answer the question, but looked at the two of them with confusion, "Actually I'm very curious, when did your relationship become so good? Don't tell me when I was mourning the fake-dead Rodin at the bar the other day, you two really did it?"

"No." Aiden began to clear his name, "I didn't even touch her hand."

Well, at most I touched her whole body, of course, that was when she turned into a cat.

But Bayonetta was much more direct, not hiding at all, "In fact, I've already slept in the same bed with him."

"Then why did he say he hasn't even touched your hand?" Enzo was a little confused, and pushed away Ed, who was curious and eavesdropping, "Adults are talking, kids shouldn't get involved."

He knew very well that Bayonetta was a woman who spoke without restraint. He didn't want his child to be led astray by her.

"Yeah, it's true I didn't touch her hand, but does sleeping together have to involve touching hands?" Bayonetta retorted.

"Tch, it's hard to imagine what position you two used? Even if it's woman-on-top, Aiden, don't tell me you were the passive one." Enzo thought about it and could only come to that possibility.

Aiden spread his hands, "She indeed was the active one. I indeed was very passive at the time. And also, you're not wrong, the position indeed was woman-on-top, and she even pressed on top of me and slept the whole night."

Hearing this, Enzo blinked his small eyes, "Alright, this is already beyond my imagination. But these past couple days you've been sleeping at my place. Don't tell me you snuck out in the middle of the night?"

Aiden didn't answer, only revealed a mysterious smile.

In fact, the smile meant nothing, because he had no idea how to answer.

Luckily, aside from being curious, Enzo didn't press the issue. After muttering a few incomprehensible lines to himself, he waved his hand, "Forget it, you guys go. I won't keep you. But Bayonetta, don't break my car, that's a new one..."

"Speaking of which, I have another SUV. Why don't you take that one? The convertible has poor sound insulation."

"Don't worry, if we really can't hold back, we'll find an empty park."

Enzo looked at Bayonetta who said that, sighed, "I really had foresight, sending my son away early. He's only in elementary school, getting exposed to sex knowledge this early isn't a good thing."

Saying that, he walked to the coffee table, and from a drawer underneath, pulled out another car key, intending to exchange with Bayonetta.

But Bayonetta directly pulled Aiden toward the door.

Watching the two walk away, Enzo thought for a bit, and still gave a reminder, "There's a park not far from our neighborhood. No homeless, no cops, no cameras."

"Got it." Bayonetta waved her hand without looking back, then closed the door.

But just as the door was about to shut, it was opened again. She suddenly remembered something.

"Enzo, don't forget what I asked you to do."

Enzo nodded, "Already investigating, probably will have news tomorrow."

Bayonetta smiled brightly, "Then I'll wait for your good news."

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As it turned out, Bayonetta was only joking. She didn't actually take Aiden to the park, but drove straight to her own house.

"Mr. Cat, has your stamina recovered yet?"

In the car, Bayonetta propped her chin with one hand, held the steering wheel with the other, and asked the man beside her with a smiling face.

"Anyway, dealing with you is absolutely no problem." Aiden was also propping his chin. The wind blowing in felt very comfortable, even making his eyes narrow.

"Don't just talk big for the so-called male dignity. I'm very hard to deal with." Bayonetta glanced at Aiden, her eyes full of teasing.

Once again being questioned on his manhood, Aiden didn't get too riled up. He only said flatly, "Let's wait and see."

Although Aiden's English was already fluent thanks to the system, after translating his words, Bayonetta misunderstood, "Mhm-hmm, so you like that kind of position? Walking? I heard that's very exhausting. But no worries, though I'm tall, I'm not heavy, you can completely carry me."

Aiden tugged at the corner of his mouth. Not only at Miss Witch's misunderstanding of his words, but also at her bold speech. Even Jeanne, in the hottest moments, was more reserved than her.

This is the future successor of the witch clan.

Aiden thought, 'Good thing the witch clan was already exterminated, otherwise she'd lead the whole clan astray…'

'But compared to being wiped out, maybe being led astray isn't so bad?'

Thinking this, Aiden glanced at Bayonetta's chest. Of course, not to look at her chest, though his gaze did linger on the cleavage for a few seconds, but mainly at the Dark Left Eye of the Eyes of the World hanging there.

He remembered that one of the Eyes of the World's powers was to supervise time and history. Bayonetta's father even summoned her younger self to the present. Although that young Bayonetta might be from a parallel world, it still proved the Eyes' power.

He suddenly pondered, 'If I gather both Eyes of the World and travel back five hundred years, could I save the witch clan?'

'Since it can summon people from five hundred years ago, it should be able to send people back too, right? If it really were possible…'

'But then history would be messed up. Better not.' Aiden shook his head again. He feared that a single idea of his might break the world.

But Aiden also remembered one thing, this world has parallel worlds. If another world's Bayonetta comes over and sees him, what would happen?

After all, it was impossible for there to be multiple versions of himself across parallel worlds, that's what the system told him.

As he thought this, his gaze still lingered on Bayonetta's chest. After Bayonetta said that line and didn't get a reply for a long time, she turned to look at Aiden, and saw where his eyes had landed, very precisely.

'My figure is super great.'

Bayonetta thought, then proudly puffed her chest. But just as she did, Aiden averted his eyes, which made the black-haired witch, who had been carefully watching his gaze, very angry, feeling like she'd just performed for a blind man.

'Fine, don't look. When we get to my place later, even if you beg me, it's useless.'

The black-haired witch gave Aiden a cold glare.

Being glared at, Aiden was a little confused. He looked at the black-haired witch and asked, "Miss Cat, what's wrong?"

The tsundere witch didn't want to talk to him now. She pulled out a lollipop, popped it in her mouth, and focused on driving the sports car.

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