Shark-Faced Guy: Uh, I didn't say it like that.
Doujin Artist: Even if you didn't say it like that, I already know what you mean.
Machete Girl: It's because of Anzen, right? But, I can understand. She came all the way from the Naruto world to Hueco Mundo to help Anzen, but she hasn't seen him for so long.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, she can't even chat with us in the group every day like we do.
Saten Ruiko tried to imagine Kushina's point of view, and immediately felt bad. To miss someone but not be able to see them, no wonder she's so grumpy.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: What is love, anyway? Sigh.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Anzen, you should go see her. She's had it pretty rough for your sake.
Lin Fengjiao: Is the Kushina you're talking about Uzumaki Naruto's mother?
Shark-Faced Guy: Yes, it is.
Lin Fengjiao: So she and Anzen, they're...?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: This memory wasn't passed on, so it's normal you don't understand. Kushina has given a lot for Anzen.
Doujin Artist: She left her old husband and kids to follow Anzen.
Soul Society's Villain: But Anzen doesn't seem to have given her any real title.
This is an Actor: What title? We're not like that.
Kushina went to Hueco Mundo because she wanted to, Uchiha Madara didn't force or trick her. How did it turn into a story where she abandoned her family to follow this scumbag in their mouths?
This is kind of crazy.
Doujin Artist: Anzen, are you still trying to deny it after all this?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You think it's not like that, but that's just what you think. Have you asked her what she thinks?
Soul Society's Villain: Kushina is still just a girl.
What does that have to do with gender?
Uchiha Madara really doesn't understand. And why are these people making his relationship with Kushina so complicated? They're just normal work partners, really.
But he knows it's impossible to reason with these girls, so he stays quiet.
Whoosh.
His figure flashed and suddenly disappeared in front of Konan's eyes.
Amegakure Village's Angel: ? Anzen, where did you go?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: He ran away?
Soul Society's Villain: Running away isn't the answer.
Doujin Artist: Yeah, you have to face it. You're a god now, are you really afraid of a woman who left her family for you?
Machete Girl: Anzen isn't responding, he just ran off, huh?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: But his icon is still colored, so he's not offline. Is he secretly visiting Kushina?
Hoshigaki Kisame secretly looked at Kushina not far away and sent a message: No, Kushina is in the front hall chatting with Yuuyue over here.
Curly-haired Guy: Hmph! That doesn't mean our leader hasn't gone to Kushina's side, if he really wanted to see Kushina, would us normal people even notice?
Shark-Faced Guy: That's true.
Doujin Artist: And we can't even be sure if it's really Yuuyue talking to Kushina. Don't forget, our group leader is a god who can control senses!
Lin Fengjiao: But group members can't hurt each other, so even if he knows how to control senses, it wouldn't work, right?
Doujin Artist: How innocent! With Anzen's power, he can completely bypass the rules and control our senses without us even noticing!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Right, Anzen is a real god after all. We can only see a small part of a god's power.
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, Kisame, why don't you go up and test it out?
Shark-Faced Guy: ?
Kisame was stunned. Let him test it out? Does this guy really want him to become dried fish?
Curly-haired Guy: You're too scared to even do this, how are you worthy of being the leader's subordinate?
Shark-Faced Guy: I'll give you travel powers, you go test it out.
Curly-haired Guy: My stomach isn't feeling well, I have diarrhea today.
Doujin Artist: Pfft, diarrhea my butt. You're toxic!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If you're going to make an excuse, at least make it a little more believable. Diarrhea just sounds fake.
Wig Guy: That is pretty fake. Gintoki, you eat so much sugar, you should say you have diabetes. How about half-body paralysis caused by diabetes?
Curly-haired Guy: Wig, are you cursing me?
Wig Guy: It's not a wig, it's Katsura! Not cursing, just a wish.
Curly-haired Guy: You said it! You actually said it! You think you can lead Yoshiwara after I'm half-paralyzed? You're dreaming!
Wig Guy: Correction. You're not the one leading Yoshiwara, it's Hiyori. Speaking of which, you're just a mascot who eats and waits to die.
Curly-haired Guy: Even if I'm a mascot, I'm better than you, a gross cross-dressing freak!
Machete Girl: They're fighting again.
Lin Fengjiao: You two, don't be angry.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Uncle Nine, don't worry about it, that's how they show their affection.
Doujin Artist: Arguing won't solve anything, start fighting! Fight!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I don't think Mr. Anzen would deceive us with illusions, why doesn't he just be honest?
Soul Society's Villain: Because of Kushina's situation, he can't be honest.
Doujin Artist: If he's honest, wouldn't that confirm that he's seducing someone else's wife?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Then he can't hide that he likes married women.
Curly-haired Guy: If you guys are saying that, he can't hide it anymore, right?
Amegakure Village's Angel: No, we just want to create the illusion that he can't hide it. To make Anzen aware.
Soul Society's Villain: You're doing it for his own good.
Lin Fengjiao: ?
Doujin Artist: Uncle Nine, do you understand? Simply put, what Konan said earlier was just trying to get Anzen worried. Everyone actually knows that he and Kushina aren't like that.
Lin Fengjiao: Then you're...?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: We're afraid that Anzen and Kushina's situation will become the norm, so we said it on purpose.
Curly-haired Guy: Damn, you women are really scheming.
Machete Girl: This isn't scheming, we just want the man we like to walk the right path. Being into married women is wrong.
This is an Actor: So, when did I say I liked married women?
Doujin Artist: You didn't, but we're just preventing it from happening.
Soul Society's Villain: We're just afraid you have that tendency.
This is an Actor: Okay. You guys are pretty united on this.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ehehehe, Anzen is watching, right? That's not a good thing to do.
This is an Actor: I wasn't watching, I just finished telling Tsunayashiro Tokitada my plan.
Soul Society's Villain: Plan? What plan?
This is an Actor: Don't worry, you'll find out soon.
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