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Chapter 138 - Chapter 139: Planck, the Decent Scoundrel

"Damn it! Can this world ever get any better?

Why are there so many annoying vixens around Master Tian?!"

Senti angrily turned her head.

"?"

Planck, who was getting another cup of coffee, looked with a bewildered expression at this unfortunate child who had suddenly changed her attitude towards her.

What's wrong with this kid?

This might be the so-called generation gap... Well, it's not an age gap, it's the generational gap between normal people and fools.

At the age of seventeen and nine hundred and forty-eight months, she would never admit to such a thing as an age difference!

Wait... hold on a minute.

Planck suddenly thought of the strange look in Senti's eyes a moment ago.

Oh my God... Could it be that...?

Realizing something, Planck looked at Senti with a smile.

"If you consider someone with bigger breasts than you as your enemy, then, Miss Hua, you'll be the enemy of the whole world."

Planck lifted her chest as if she hadn't meant to.

"Ah~ My arms are so tired..."

"Planck, do you want to fight?"

Although she was determined not to look at the two annoying things on Planck's chest, her actions were so obvious that Senti couldn't completely ignore them.

You're just showing off! What shameful showing off! You bitch!

What's the point of having such big breasts?

They can't beat the force of gravity! They can't beat the force of gravity!

I'm not jealous of them at all! They're just weak creatures that can't even overcome Earth's gravity!

I, Hua, can defy gravity, so my breasts are useful and everyone else's are just useless hindrances!

I'm not jealous of them at all!

Not jealous!

Absolutely no envy!

"Miss Hua, why are you floating upwards?"

Planck looked in surprise at Senti, who had floated up to the ceiling.

"I won."

In response to Planck's question, Senti was silent for a moment before replying.

"I've already won."

Planck: "???"

What is this unfortunate child thinking?

Just now you could guess the answer based on the context, but now you're floating to the ceiling inexplicably and saying you've won... Are you trying to win against Earth's gravity?

As expected, I still can't follow this child's train of thought.

This child's thought process is even more confusing than Lieserl's.

"Anyway, this is my big victory."

"No, let's put the question of winning or losing aside for now. Can you tell me where you won?"

Although Planck had a feeling she would get a very stupid answer, her curiosity as a researcher still led her to ask.

Sometimes, seeing how stupid the other person is is also part of gaining knowledge.

Maybe if I learn more about this aspect, I'll be able to follow the other person's train of thought in the future?

But then again, I wouldn't be assimilated into a fool, would I?

I don't want to be a fool or a loser for now...

"Well, as long as it's not some curse about breast reduction, please tell me."

"If possible, I really hope there is a curse that can shrink the breasts of everyone in the world."

"I've already said: if things go wrong, I might end up cursing 99% of the world's population, including men."

Planck showed a helpless look.

"..."

Senti's eyelids twitched: this girl, Planck, was really annoying.

What does it mean to curse 99% of people, including men?!

This is just slander!

After all, there's something there, isn't there?

Senti touched her chest.

Yeah, a little, can't you see it? There's a little bit!?

"Don't break it."

Planck looked at Senti, who was squeezing in front of her chest with concern.

"Tell me what you won."

"Gravitational."

"Huh?"

"Gravity."

Senti said with a grim face: Planck's words made her lose every last bit of stubbornness.

"No matter what, those two pieces of crap can't beat Earth's gravity! Wait another thirty years! When you're old and you no longer have that curve...!"

Senti said this in a rather self-deprecating way.

"Uh... well, although I say it, I'm actually ninety-six years old this year... No one knows exactly how long the effects of the Black Abyss White Flower will last."

Planck scratched her face; her expression was a mix of embarrassment and strangeness.

Although the effect comes from the rated zero, the one that acts on her should actually be called "limit break."

Well, not the prosperous kind, but a serious breakthrough in limits: normal zero can "only" completely heal people who are severely injured and dying.

"Of course, according to current theories, my physiological condition, or rather, ours, has been anchored at that time. To put it bluntly, as long as we survive, we'll essentially be immortal."

"Tsk."

Senti let out a sound of dissatisfaction from the bottom of her heart.

"You, who have lived for more than 50,000 years, are you qualified to make such a sound?"

Planck pursed her lips.

"I'm just sighing. This is almost like a super transformation surgery."

Senti pursed her lips.

"If it weren't for the fusion of the Honkai beast genes, I would be very big now."

After becoming a fusion warrior, Hua's physiology was locked at the age of 17... well, including a certain part of her body.

The same goes for other fusion fighters, but immortality is a unique ability of Hua, just like Kevin's freezing ability.

"This assumption is truly heartbreaking."

She'll be big?

Planck was skeptical about this: there were a lot of people with small breasts around her.

In other words, all of her students have small breasts.

"How about you become my student?"

Planck suddenly felt a sense of evil interest at the thought of her group of students.

"What are you doing? I won't be conquered by someone like you! My only master is Master Tian."

Senti looked at Planck suspiciously.

"What are you thinking? I'm not talking about a professor who is your master for life. I'm just a regular classroom teacher."

Planck looked at Senti.

I don't want you to be my true disciple!

Leaving other things aside, among her disciples who truly inherited her mantle, Einstein, Tesla, and Schrödinger, which of them didn't leave their name in history?

If she really wanted to pass on her legacy to this unfortunate child, she would probably lose her reputation in her later years!

"And to be fair, I think you're more suited to stay in my class. After all, having someone as average as you next to Tian Shi would seem quite out of place. Well, that's probably the only aspect that makes him seem 'out of place'."

While mocking Senti, Planck also had a strange expression.

Not counting the children raised by Cocolia, the small-chested people she knew in Anti-Entropy seemed to be her students.

"What's your class about?

A curse that shrinks breasts?"

"First of all, you, the person who wanted to curse the whole world for having small breasts, have no right to blame me."

Planck took a sip of her coffee.

"Second, even if I did, it wouldn't work on you... And, of course, how could such a curse exist in my class?"

"I suspect those two pieces of yours were stolen from your students... you scoundrel teacher!"

Saying this, Senti could no longer hide the envy and jealousy in her eyes.

"Then I'm a despicable professor, which is an outrage."

Planck's mouth twitched.

(Is what she's saying true?)

Planck was so confused by Senti's recognition that she began to doubt if there really was some metaphysical factor in herself.

(No, this might just be the beginning of this girl leading me astray.)

Planck slapped her forehead to clear her mind: how could she have such unreliable metaphysical factors?

This damned girl's assimilation ability is truly strong.

"So, when will that guy Tian Shi come back...?"

Taking care of this child is really tiring.

Her brain works very fast, and she's full of energy all the time.

Planck thought that when he first got here, Tian Shi said something urgent had happened, but now it looks like he just wants to get out of babysitting!

He just doesn't know who to pay attention to.

"So you're the one who's anxious?"

When talking about Tian Shi, Senti immediately left the previous topic behind, although that wasn't an interesting topic for Senti.

"In terms of urgency, I'm more anxious than you, okay?"

Planck looked at Senti: if it were Hua herself, she definitely wouldn't say that, but she's just a newborn Herrscher, why are you so anxious?

"Why are you in such a hurry, a 96-year-old girl?"

Senti suddenly regained maturity, wanting to outdo Planck in this aspect.

"..."

Planck pursed her lips, too lazy to respond to this damned girl.

But if nothing unexpected happens, that guy Tian Shi should be running to the maid again... Tsk, if the Schicksal communicator wasn't difficult to access, she would have wanted to go and cause trouble for Rita.

I'm anxious!

Why be anxious when you're a child who doesn't even suffer from the crisis of being a single woman?

Currently, there are three people in Tian Shi's surroundings who suffer from the single woman crisis complex.

In order of severity, they are Mobius, Planck, and MEI.

Well, by the way, MEI is completely in the single woman crisis after coming out of the hibernation chamber.

After all, Rita kept saying things like "more than 50,000 years" and "old lady" to her face.

In addition, she had more free time and had already witnessed Mobius's single woman crisis, which led MEI to quickly develop a "single woman consciousness."

I really don't know whether to say that Rita is the one who caused the most damage or that Mobius is the one who caused the most damage.

No, maybe when you have that kind of single woman consciousness, you've already lost.

Planck slumped on the couch like a salted fish.

"Hey, why are you suddenly not sleepy?"

Looking at Planck, who suddenly turned into a salted fish, Senti was a bit confused about the situation.

"Um... did I say something too harsh?"

"No, it has nothing to do with you. It's just that, as an adult, I realized the sad reality after stepping out of a certain circle."

Planck's face showed neither joy nor sadness.

"I'm only seventeen this year."

Senti: "..."

Well, since she can still say she's seventeen, then there's probably no problem.

Although both of them had just been arguing with each other, because of what happened before, Senti still had a very good impression of Planck.

Well... according to Senti's classification, about half are good friends and the other half are enemies.

—Anyone who truly wants Master Tian must be a good person!

—Anyone who competes with me for Master Tian is a bad person!

Easy-to-understand classification.

So the relationship between the two is really good, otherwise Tian Shi would not have let Planck watch over her.

Maybe Planck can't completely suppress Senti's hyperactivity, but she can still restrain her a little.

By the way, in Senti's classification, those who have a better figure than her and want to compete with her for Master Tian are classified as vixens.

Anyone who doesn't have a better figure than her and still wants to steal Master Tian's things will be considered a toad.

Although I don't know when someone will actually be classified in this category by Senti.

If someone were assigned to the second of them, it would be truly pathetic.

Of course, there's no doubt that the first one will be full.

"Why, why did the world make me, a 17-year-old girl, realize the dangers of this world..."

"You bitch..."

Senti scrunched up her face in disgust.

Don't go crazy here!

"I think a girl who is seventeen and nine hundred and forty-eight months old should have faced reality."

The puppet slowly floated down.

"I just came back and saw this. I'd like to ask my dear Miss, Miss Planck, to pay for the mental damages."

It was like a thunderbolt at the opening, and as soon as I came back, I saw Planck slumped on the couch, going crazy.

"No money, I'll only pay with my body."

Planck immediately stopped her madness and immediately offered.

"Okay, let's go inside and talk in detail."

"Go to hell!"

Senti directly grabbed Planck, who was about to get up, and pushed her down; with Senti's strength, Planck probably could never break free in her life.

"Ouch! It hurts, it hurts, my bones, you pinched them, I feel like they're going to break!"

"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry."

Hearing Planck's wail, Senti unconsciously let go of her hand.

This made Tian Shi feel quite relieved.

Although our intellectual education has failed, our moral education has been quite successful.

"Hiss..."

Planck rubbed her shoulders and took a deep breath.

Just as Senti was struggling to organize her words and wanted to apologize, Planck was already looking at Tian Shi with resentment.

"...?"

What do you want to do?

Tian Shi felt that something was wrong.

Planck, the older sister who seems mature and stable, always says some weird things that make him dizzy.

"Sir, your daughter did something very rude to me. Don't you feel the slightest bit of guilt?"

Planck's expression remained unchanged.

"You don't want Hua to be excluded from the class in the future, do you?"

"Planck..."

Tian Shi was about to say something when he was interrupted by Planck's loud voice.

"I need compensation for my emotional distress! The kind that requires physical compensation!"

"Green-haired teacher, scoundrel, vixen, single woman!

I'll crush you to death!"

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