BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DESK OF YOUR FAVORITE FICTION-WIELDING MANIAC š¢
Dear lovely, loyal, possibly masochistic readers who've stuck with me through plot twists, cliffhangers, and emotional devastationā
I have committed a crime. A literary crime.
ā¦I started a new novel.
Yes.. No, I haven't slept properly in days. Yes, I've been living on caffeine, stress, and the whispers of imaginary characters threatening me in my dreams. But I couldn't help it. The idea *attacked* me in the shower, and we all know once a plot bunny bites, you either write it or suffer eternal creative itchiness. š°š„
Let me introduce you to my shiny new obsessionā
āØ"System Chronicles: Reincarnation of the soul"āØ š¤©
Yes, that's the actual title. Yes, it sounds like the main character might punch God in the face and then go to school the next morning like nothing happened. That's because he just might.
This new novel has:
* A killer opening scene that made even my inner critic go "Damn."
* Suspense, drama, mystery, *and* at least three "WHAT DID I JUST READ" moments.
* Plotlines so twisty, you'll need a GPS to keep up.
* Zero sleep, because I've been planning this thing for a week straight with the intensity of a mad scientist trying to build emotional damage in literary form.
Now, with that said, here's the slightly tragic part:
š¦ My first novel is going on vacation.
Don't panicāI'm not throwing it off a cliff or feeding it to the abyss (yet). It's just going to nap in a cozy, padded cell for a bit while I pour my blood, sweat, and overcaffeinated tears into the new one. Why? Because writing two novels at once is like trying to babysit a demon and an angel who both have swords. My brain? Not that powerful.
I tried. I sat down and thought, "Maybe I can handle both stories."
And my brain replied, "HAHAHAHAHA no." Then promptly threatened to yeet itself into a parallel universe.
So, instead of risking boring plotlines or burnt-out scribbles, I decided to focus on one storyāfor now. BUT I PINKY PROMISE the first novel isn't cancelled. Just delayed. Temporarily frozen. Cryogenically preserved like a sci-fi popsicle. š§š
šØ So what can you do, dear reader?
āļø Check out "System Chronicles: Reincarnation of the soul"
āļø Leave a comment, a review, or your firstborn child (just kiddingā¦ mostly)
āļø Share it with your friends, enemies, cats, maybe even your grandma
Because I truly believe this story is gonna be worth it. It's flashy, it's dramatic, it's chaoticāand it's 100% me.
Thank you for your endless support. I love you all more than I love plot armor.
(And that's saying something.)
Sincerely,
Your chronically exhausted, plot-twisted author who may or may not be hallucinating from lack of sleepšāļø