The moment the mission details appeared, the agents' reactions were... mixed.
Zhang Chulan immediately backed away. "Nope. Not doing that."
Deadpool, however, rubbed his hands together. "Dibs on first death!"
[Mission File: SCP-1730 – "What Happened to Site-13?"]
[Object Class: Unknown]
[Description: SCP-1730 is a massive complex resembling a defunct Foundation Site-13.]
[Contradiction: No Site-13 exists in this reality.]
[Anomaly: The building moved to Alaska. Its origin? Unknown.]
[Status: Catastrophic containment breach. Multiple Keter-class entities loose.]
Three-Body Universe • Earth
Luo Ji's fingers trembled.
"A parallel Foundation… overrun by its own SCPs?"
The team geared up:
Titus (Warhammer): Ceramite armor, purity seals, chainsword.
Master Chief (Halo): MJOLNIR GEN2, SCRAMBLE goggles.
Deadpool: Snark, regenerating limbs, zero self-preservation.
Dante: Rebellion, Cavaliere, demon-sniffing nose.
Jinx: Grenades, manic giggles, chewing gum.
Kondraki handed them cognitohazard filters.
"Don't read anything on the walls."
The Descent
The stairwell swallowed their lights.
Jinx kicked a puddle. "Ew. Blood?"
Dante licked his finger. "Metallic. Demon blood."
Then—the abyss.
The stairs ended abruptly. Below: a black liquid devouring light.
Master Chief: "Command, stairs terminate at—"
SPLASH.
The liquid surged upward.
Deadpool screamed as it dissolved his legs.
Titus hefted him like a sack. "MOVE."
They barely escaped through a door.
Aftermath
Deadpool wiggled his phantom limbs. "I can feel my toes… but see no toes!"
Jinx poked the empty space. "What the fuck."
Master Chief exhaled. "Mission just started."