The chat group erupted in confusion.
"What the hell?"
"Since when did this involve religion?!"
Among the agents, the Demon Sorcerer's draconic face twisted with dawning horror.
[Special Containment Procedures (Excerpt):]
Carry consecrated items: Holy water, bishop-blessed rosaries, crucifix replicas, Abrahamic scriptures.
Assign non-Abrahamic aides prepped with memetic kill agents (in case primary personnel require "replacement").
Memorize protocols for all XK-Class apocalypses.
The demands read like a exorcist's shopping list.
Jackie Chan Adventures | Section 13
Uncle adjusted his glasses. "Religion's core isn't rituals—it's the gods behind them!"
Jackie's chopstick snapped. "Wait… does that mean we're dealing with another deity?!"
Site-19
The Demon Sorcerer's tail lashed. In most universes, "gods" were frauds—but here, they were lethal facts.
Zeus, for once, stayed silent. Arrogance aside, even he recognized predatory divinity when he saw it.
SCP-001: The Gatekeeper
[Description]
Height: 700 cubits (~350 meters).
Location: Tigris-Euphrates confluence (classified).
Appearance: Humanoid with glowing wings (reported counts: 2 to 108).
Weapon (SCP-001-2): A flaming sword with solar-core temperatures—yet no environmental damage.
Key Abilities:
Instant annihilation of any hostile entity within 1km (range irrelevant if intent is malicious).
Mental commands (e.g., "Forget"—erases memories of encountering it).
Inverse memetic effect: Actively suppresses knowledge of its existence.
Most infamous command:
"Prepare."
—Directive given to the Founder, leading to SCP Foundation's creation.
The multiverse stilled.
Marvel Universe | Kamar-Taj
The Ancient One's tea cup cracked. "The Foundation exists… because a Keter entity ordered it?!"
Constantine's Universe
John Constantine choked on his cigarette. "Flaming sword. Wings. 'Gatekeeper.'" His voice dropped to a whisper: "That's Uriel—the Archangel guarding Eden's fucking door."
The Unholy Recruitment
Dr. Clef strolled toward Zeus and the Demon Sorcerer, grinning like a shark. "You're up."
Demon Sorcerer: "You haven't even briefed us—"
Zeus (puffing up): "You dare command a god?!"
Clef's third eye flickered. "Say that again?"
A beat.
Zeus's thunder dimmed. "Ahem. Gods… benevolently serve mortals in need."
The chat group roared.
"Holy shit, Zeus just folded!"
"What's Clef's deal?!"
A researcher muttered to Zhang Chulan: "Ex-GOC wetwork specialist. Now? Keter-class executioner."
"Oh, and he's a Reality Level-3 Bender."
The Demon Sorcerer's scales paled. "This universe's humans are the real monsters…"