"Tang San, if you and Xiao Wu have children in the future, would you treat them as tools for your own gain?"
Tang San fell silent.
But…
Beep beep beep beep!
With that piercing alarm and his earlier act of killing his own son, the truth needed no further words.
Xiao Wu stared at Tang San in disbelief, unable to accept what she was hearing.
["God of Emotion": Hah! Just as expected. So-called fatherly love… it's just an excuse.]
["God of Emotion": That's all from me.]
["Nine-Colored Goddess": Tsk tsk! Poor Xiao Qi, split into three and still clinging to the belief that Tang San did it all for her.]
["God of Speed": Xiao Qi's mind is gone. Siding with Tang San to imprison her own husband… if not for that, the God of Emotion could've joined the God King of Destruction.]
["Phoenix God": Enough talk. I've got a great idea and I can't wait! 10 wisps of divine sense!]
["Nine-Colored Goddess": Hmph! I'll be second—15 wisps!]
["Phoenix God": Hey, you—!]
["Nine-Colored Goddess": Tang San was already picked last round. This time I'm going for Oscar. Wait your turn.]
["Phoenix God": Fine, fine.]
User "Nine-Colored Goddess" has sent gift: "Nine-Colored Divine Sense" ×15
Look at that!
The auto-bidding is working now.
Just as Diyi Hong was about to put away the lie detector, he had a sudden thought and turned to Tang San.
"You owe me three lives now. Got any ideas how you're going to repay me?"
Tang San: "…"
Beep beep beep beep!
Beep beep beep beep!
The alarm rang out like crazy. The answer was obvious.
"Alright, quit bullshitting," Diyi Hong chuckled. "You don't repay kindness, but you'll kill an entire family over a grudge, huh?"
Beep!
Tang San yanked off the lie detector helmet like it was on fire and threw it at Diyi Hong.
Damn this thing!
It was his ultimate nemesis!
As the next round of cards was being drawn…
["Nine-Colored Goddess": Oscar's a cheater, right? Make him kiss Meng Yiran's grandmother! A deep kiss! Tongue and all!!!]
"Hiss—"
That's just nasty!
["Phoenix God": Damn! Rongrong, that's harsh!]
["God of Speed": Pretty solid idea. Too bad Rongrong spent her divine sense. I'll go with Meng Shu instead.]
["Rakshasa God": I've heard of Dragon Duke and Serpent Grandmother, but never imagined they'd end up like this.]
["Nine-Colored Goddess": Streamer, go go go! I've got the screen recording ready!]
Diyi Hong smacked his lips.
"Alright, let's spice things up. Number 4 and Number 11—how about a deep kiss?"
Everyone: "…"
They all scrambled to check their numbers.
Oscar and Meng Yiran's grandmother—Chao Tianxiang—went pale.
They locked eyes and felt like the sky was crashing down on them.
Hold up—
Was there still time…?
"I want to switch to Tang San!" Chao Tianxiang eacted fast.
Oscar regretfully lowered his hand.
Damn it, years in the academy had trained him to raise his hand before speaking. That hesitation cost him!
"Sure. So Tang San and Oscar, then?" Diyi Hong grinned. "Let's go. Tongue kiss."
Tang San and Oscar looked at each other and flinched like they'd been shocked.
Tongue kiss?! What the hell?!
Their eyes darted to Yu Xiaogang and Flender for help.
Both men bowed their heads, pretending to be dead.
Don't be stupid.
Diyi Hong's petty streak meant if you crossed him, he'd repay it a hundredfold.
Look at what happened to Ma Hongjun—rolling on the ground with a huge belly from questioning him.
Who'd dare interfere now?
It wasn't life-threatening. Just humiliating.
Tough luck, boys.
"I… I'll take a different punishment!" Oscar gritted his teeth. "I'd rather be like Fatty!"
"Oh?" Diyi Hong's smile faded. "So you agreed to join but now want to back out? You think I'm a joke?"
Oscar's heart pounded, but he didn't back down.
There was no way he'd kiss a guy!
"Quitting is fine too," Diyi Hong's gaze darkened. "Then it's the Pregnancy Gaze + Embryo Gaze Combo. If a child is conceived, you have to raise it."
Oscar: "!!!"
Have a kid?!
He remembered what Tang San went through earlier and frantically shook his head.
—That was worse than death!
"Fine! I'll kiss! Tang San!"
"Get over here! Tongue kiss!"
Tang San: "…"
Why are you yelling so loud?!
As Tang San hesitated, Diyi Hong narrowed his eyes. "What, you want a different punishment too? I'll dig up your son and resurrect him—"
"No need!" Tang San jumped up. "It's just a kiss! I'll do it!"
He strode toward Oscar.
The two men locked eyes, brimming with reluctant passion.
Gritting his teeth, Tang San leaned in—
No biting. Had to open his mouth.
"Ewwww!"
"Ugh!"
"Gahhh—!"
A chorus of disgusted groans echoed across the campsite.
But more than that—relief.
At least it wasn't them this time!
Still, the tension was rising.
Who'd be next?
["Phoenix God": Too bad, Rongrong. Looks like your plan failed.]
["Nine-Colored Goddess": Hehe! That was my plan. Take a closer look.]
Huh?
Even Diyi Hong, who'd turned away in disgust, glanced at Oscar again.
He was gagging… but then his expression shifted.
The Hidden Vajra Zen inside him started spinning wildly—over a hundred times faster than usual!
What the hell?
Was it the kiss?
No…
This technique required keeping strict vows—lust being one of the forbidden desires.
Wait a sec!
Tang San's a guy, so technically no "lust" involved…
Holy shit!
Oscar's eyes went wide.
Was this technique encouraging… dropping the soap?!
["Nine-Colored Goddess": Haha! Looks like Oscar figured it out. The Hidden Vajra Zen was created by the Buddha God himself, meant for dual cultivation with a true love. All that self-punishment and sadomasochism was just added later.]
["Phoenix God": Huh? Dual cultivation? Wait! The Buddha God only ever had one male attendant… don't tell me—]
["Nine-Colored Goddess": That's right—same-sex dual cultivation.]
["Phoenix God": Hiiiiisssss—]
["God of Emotion": Hiiiiisssss—]
["God of Speed": That's insane!]
["Rakshasa God": What a twisted technique!]
Even Diyi Hong was stunned.
For the Rakshasa God, a literal god of evil, to call a technique twisted?
This Hidden Vajra Zen was on a whole other level.
Cultivation speed increased a hundredfold. Who could resist that?
Oscar, at least, was now full-on questioning his life choices.
The way he kept sneaking glances at Tang San and Dai Mubai… full of hesitation and longing.
It gave everyone chills!
["Phoenix God": Rongrong, you're doing mental castration at the spiritual level!]
["Nine-Colored Goddess": Hah! If you weren't here in the chat, there'd be three of them now.]
["Phoenix God": I'll shut up.]
["God of Speed": I bid 10 wisps of divine sense! I want the next king's order!]
["Phoenix God": Zhuqing, you're going after Dai Mubai, right?]
["God of Speed": Of course!]
["Phoenix God": I'll wait for the one after.]
No one else placed a bid.
Ning Fengzhi finished dealing out the next round of cards.
'God of Speed, what's your move?'
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