Kids See Ghosts sometimes. Adults See Dandadan most times. Adults See Plain Jane all the time. Plane Jane, however is seen the once, then nevermore…. — Plane Jane's Manifesto
Plane Jane Mission #67 — CTRL. ALT. DELETE (AKA THE SZA MISSION)
CTRL. ALT. DELETE
SZA. ALT. DELETE.
CAESAR. OUT. DEE LIT.
ROME. OUT TO DINNER. DEE INTOXICATED.
ROAM. OUT TO DINNER. DEE INTOXICATED.
ROAM OUT TO DINNER, GET DEE INTOXICATED.
FIND A WAY TO SNEAK OUT TO DINNER, GET 'DEE' INTOXICATED THEN DO THE DRESSING. HE HAS TO CHOKE ON SALAD AND WHILE HE IS, SEND A SOS CALL. BE THE ONE TO RECEIVE WHOEVER THEY SEND AS HELP AND WHEN ASKED WHAT YOUR NAME IS, SAY LANA. AFTER THAT, NOTHING MORE IS REQUIRED. THE MISSION IS A SUCCESS.
Plane Jane Mission #68
'The Spaniard' enters the private plane. His designation changes from 'The Spaniard' to 'Jen'. 'Jen' meets a Jane most plane. Jane most plane becomes Jen's Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. That gives Plane Jane, now Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, the opportunity to get closer to 'Jen' 's family jewels. Are they bigger than diamonds, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds purrs. Are they worth my close, closer examination, Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds adds with a twinkle in her eye. 'Jen' cannot resist your offer and surrenders to Lucy In The Sky With Diamond's examination. Before he surrenders, 'Jen' asks what will happen if he fails the examination. Pass or fail, you'll get something from Jane in the plane, is Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds' answer. Head or headfirst out of the plane is what you will get from Jane in the plane is what Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds does not say, only think. Think 'Jen' got head? Yes, 'Jen' got head but was also thrown headfirst out the plane after that. That is how 'Jen' never makes it to an airport in the UK.