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Chapter 1 - you're not the MC

Year 1479

Potato Island

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Potato Island. One of the many islands under the World Government's protection. Today, it was being attacked by an army of pirates.

Most of the civilians near the kingdom had made it to safety. The ones further out were not so lucky. Many were killed. Others were beaten for their loot.

"No please let my son go!"

"Mummy!"

"That's all I have left I swear!"

The pirates kept advancing toward the kingdom. At their head walked a man with long red hair and strange purple eyes that resembled the Rinnegan from that trash anime, Naruto.

"Hahaha! Advance everyone! More treasure is in that castle, and you can have your way with the king's wife while I take his children as my slaves!"

The pirates cheered and ran toward the castle while their captain laughed.

He was a reincarnator. His name was Lin Fong.

His past life was nothing special. He was a fat, lazy man who knew nothing in life but eating, watching anime, and sleeping through his parents' money. His relatives called him disgusting for not being a grateful son, for never supporting his hardworking parents.

Eventually, his cousin killed him for using his credit card to buy body pillows of Robin.

He cursed the world for letting him get killed pathetically.

But a deity touched his soul, gave him powers, and reincarnated him into One Piece.

'This is amazing. So much better than my past life. After twenty years in this world with my golden finger, I, Lin Fong, will rule this world as its god!'

He was enjoying the feeling when he heard his men scream.

A force hit them. Their bloody bodies crashed into him, sending him flying until he landed in a pile of rotten fruit.

"Who did this!"

Lin Fong's face twisted with anger, covered in rotten fruit and bloody limbs.

Through the dust and debris, a giant silhouette appeared. When it settled, a towering male stood ten meters tall. Armored. Defined physique. Two big horns Rough hair and beard. Two war clubs in his hands.

He appears to be a oni but more dangerous.

He looked down at Lin Fong with a stoic expression.

Everything was silent for a few seconds until the oni spoke.

"Call off your crew and I promise to not kill you."

His voice was flat. As if the leader of the crew was not taken seriously.

And those eyes — looking down at him the same way his relatives used to look down at him. Like a disappointment.

It infuriated Lin Fong. He should be the one looking down at the giant not the other way around.

Before he could say anything, the oni's left war club shook. Roots erupted from the ground, stabbing through his other crew.

"You were taking too long. So I decided to kill all your men."

"BASTARD!!"

Lin Fong screamed in rage, moving to use Almighty Push on the enemy.

But his movement was too slow.

A war club hit him so hard he flew into the sky.

Lin Fong stopped himself in the air. Pain coursed through his body. Anger burned in his chest.

This wasn't right. He was the strongest and the chosen one. He wasn't going to be humiliated like this.

"You will pay for this!"

He clapped his hands together. Debris on the ground. Boats in the port and All of it gathered above him slowly forming the same meteor that Nagato used on Naruto.

"Let's see you survive an attack that can destroy this entire island!"

Lin expected fear on the oni who had humiliated him.

All he saw was the same flat, unimpressed stare.

The oni raised his left war club.

"Separate."

The pieces forming the meteor tore apart. The debris that had been pulled toward it stopped mid-air, suspended and useless.

"How?"

Lin Fong tried to understand. He couldn't think further.

The oni jumped.

His body blocked the light, casting Lin Fong in shadow. The right war club swung down, covered in a ball of light.

BOOM

Cracks appeared in the sky. Similar to the tremor fruit's power. The surrounding pieces and the half-formed meteor were destroyed by the shockwave. No debris remained to cause more damage.

"RUAAAA!!"

Lin Fong screamed. Half his body was damaged beyond recognition. He rocketed down to the ground, creating a crater on impact.

He vomited blood and teeth. His internal organs were destroyed. He crawled pathetically toward his ship, hoping to recover. The King of Hell ability couldn't heal him—it only worked on puppets.

That hope died when his attacker landed in front of him.

Lin Fong looked up in fear.

The giant looked down, the war club in his right hand turned black and expanded slightly. Cracks appeared along its surface and hot lava leaked out.

He raised it.

"Any last words?"

"Please don't kill me! I can be your pawn! My ship has plenty of treasure and berries inside have it all, in exchange for my life! Just please let me live, I haven't formed my harem yet!"

The bastard begged. He didn't want to die again. He had worked so hard, living in poverty. His dream was a harem of Nico Robin clones after he got Judge's technology.

He thought money would convince his attacker to spare him. But was dead wrong when he said this.

"Then what about the lives you took in your years of living? Did you spare them after they offered their money? No, nou killed them anyway because you had power.

"You're nothing but a man who thinks the world belongs to you. But in reality, you're just a random person who got the power to reincarnate into this world. Even if someone killed you, it's an easy way out. I work with someone who will gladly give you torment for eternity."

Fong cried. He used almighty push to try to hurt him, ignoring how the oni knew he was a reincarnator.

The attack didn't work. Oni were invulnerable to attacks that would hurt a person.

"Wait! Plea—AAHHH!"

The war club hit him. Magma generated from the impact burned his body. He went limp as life in his eyes went dull.

There was darkness for some time.

Then he woke up.

He found himself bound to crimson chains. The area around him was filled with corpses. Bloody red. Hollow faces twisted in horror.

"Hello there."

A distorted voice echoed. He looked up and saw a giant. Satan, sitting on his throne.

"Looks like Tarkahn brought me another reincarnator soul a month after the last. He never fails to impress me."

Satan snapped his golden claws. Four burly fat demons appeared. They looked at Fong with hungry eyes, grabbing spiked whips and bone knives.

"Torture this one as long as you like, i will be busy reincarnating spuls that interests me."

Satan's glowing red eyes flashed with amusement and dissappear from their sites.

"No, this can't be happening!!"

A blade pierced his balls, cutting them off. They regenerated.

"You're not gonna die here cause you dead mate. That means we have all the time to enjoy ourselves, speaking of enjoying."

One burly demon go through his pouch to pull out oil. "How about we actually enjoy ourselves for few hours before you get tortured by the next group."

"NOOOOO!!"

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Back on Potato Island, the oni looked down at the dead body and sighed. Smoke came out of his mouth.

"Judging by my kill count, that's 1,237 reincarnators I've killed in this world so far. I don't even know why there are so many Chinese reincarnators here."

He muttered.

He turned to see people looking at him in shock and happiness. The royal family had arrived with their guards and the king bowed his head voice cracked with emotion.

"Thank you so much sir Tarkahn for saving us just in time. If it were a while later, my people would be killed and my children wouldn't live another day. Thank you."

His family and guards bowed to the oni called Tarkahn.

Tarkahn's face showed little emotion. He put his war clubs on his back and pointed at the ship.

"The terrorist leader said there's treasure in that ship before I took his life. If there's any use it to repair the damage in this town. Do whatever you like with the ship. It doesn't interest me."

He turned around and walked away after ripping off the lifeless Fong's head, half burned by magma.

The royal family was surprised. He didn't request any payment after saving the island's civilians. He even told them to use the treasure to restore the damage caused by the pirates.

This made the king of Potato Island appreciate him as a good man.

Tarkahn walked through the damaged town. Broken homes, dead bodies and People slowly picking themselves up, clutching loved ones. He glanced at them but didn't stop his destination.

He reached the other side of the port. Marine ships filled the harbor and Groups of soldiers ran past him toward the civilians.

Tarkahn stopped in front of several men in suits CP9 agents working under the World Government.

He said nothing. Just raised the severed head of the terrorist leader.

One agent held up a Den Den Mushi to scan it. They waited a few minutes until the snail's expression shifted, taking on the face of an older man with a beard.

"That's him alright. Tarkahn will ride on the ship to receive his reward now."

They nodded and stepped aside, letting him walk toward one of the larger ships.

As he got inside, an agent approached him politely.

"Would you like me to take that head you're holding? It will stink up the ship on our way to Mary Geoise."

"No thank you, I'll handle it myself."

Tarkahn took a stance and threw the head with monstrous strength, sending it into the sky. It arced and came straight down into the ocean.

He looked down at the agent.

"I'm gonna have a nap. You can tell me if we're there or if you need my help to kill a Sea King."

He went inside without bothering to look back, then lay down on a large mattress prepared for him.

The CP9 agents ordered the staff to prepare the ship as they got ready to sail to Mary Geoise ordered by the Five Elders for Tarkahn to collect his bounty money.

{Author's note:Hi everyone new fanfic just made, I can't control my thoughts of stories and had to release if by writing it.

Please give me comments in this fic and don't worry I'm currently writing my other fanfics they like 50% done and would be ready if I have time.}

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