[Ding!]
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[Congratulations! You have set a universal record for masturbation!]
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[The universe has granted you a gift!]
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[The MILF system is now Initialising!]
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"Th-This….!" Max mumbled out loud as he jolted up from his chair, his eyes quivering in astonishment as he looked at the string of texts appearing on the screen.
His legs trembled as he curled his twitching fingers into fists, "Hehe!"
"Hehehe…..Hahahaha!" He burst out into loud laughter, his blue eyes glinting with excitement, "Finally! Finally! The universe has recognised my specialty!!"
Dude, calm down! You're going to disturb your neighbours!
'Oh, fuck off! You're just jealous!'
A-As if!!
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Max soon shook his head as he calmed down; his scrawny body trembled while his heart thumped against his chest in excitement.
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Max's breath hitched as the text in front of him changed, his eyes widened while a big grin bloomed on his lips, "Fuck yeah!! He exclaimed as he read the new text.
[Welcome Host to the MILF system!]
Many thoughts flashed across his mind, images of him swimming in a pool of MILFs, being fed by them, and sleeping in a bed of MILFs.
But he shook his fantasies away, "S-System, tell me about yourself," he stammered, still excited as he asked the routine question he had read in any system novel.
[Ding!]
[Certainly Host!]
[The system is called the MILF system! The system grants host skills to seduce MILFs and rewards the host with money whenever the host is successful!]
[The rewards will be based on the social hierarchy of the woman whom the host has seduced!]
[The system has granted the host a novice gift pack! Do you wish to open it?]
[Yes] / [No]
"Yes!" Max exclaimed immediately as he clenched his jaw; he calmed his banging heart as the screen flickered and the text changed once more.
[Ding!]
[Opening the gift pack!]
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[Ding!]
[You have obtained the skill: Craving Touch!]
[You have obtained the card: Maximum Potential!]
[You have obtained 10,000 dollars!]
Max's eyes widened as he read about the gifts he had received. He was about to ask the system something, but before he could do so, the phone in his pocket buzzed.
Frowning, he slipped his hand into his pocket to see who had messaged him.
Probably an ad; you have no friends after all!
'Tsk! Fuck off!'
He then took his phone and glanced at the screen and read the notification: Amount 10,000 dollars has been credited to your bank account!
DANG!
Max froze as he stared at the screen, his gaze travelling around as he read the notification over and over again.
How long has it been since he saw this much money? Two years? No, maybe more…
The largest amount of money he had seen was 5,000 dollars that his sister had managed to sneak in behind their father.
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'Hah,' his heart pounded against his chest as he mumbled inwardly, his fingers tightly clutching the edges of his phone.
This is it! Even if he was hallucinating until now, this has confirmed it! This is real! The system is real! His life was about to turn around for real! Then…
A glint of determination flashes across his piercing blue eyes, 'Then, I will make the loss of it! I will conquer every MILF out there, and I will become the king of MILFs!!'
He then glanced at the blue screen, "System, tell me more about the craving touch skill and maximum potential card!" he yelled out, his voice brimming with confidence.
[Ding!]
The system's bell chimed in his mind once again as the system explained.
[Skill Craving Touch: Using this skill makes women horny upon the host's touch. The more they are exposed to it, the more they crave it!]
[Maximum Potential Card: This is a one-time-use card that forces the host body to its maximum Potential!]
[Note: the system suggests the host use the Maximum Potential card now!]
Max nodded his head as he read the text; he understood what the system was talking about.
'The gifts are mostly standard to this type of system, at least according to the novels I read!' he commented inwardly, 'Well, excluding the money, though.'
But as he thought about the rewards, suddenly, his eyes flickered as an idea popped into his mind, "I could do that!" he muttered aloud.
He rushed towards his computer and sat in his seat. He closed all the tabs on his browser and opened a new one.
What are you doing?
'Searching for rental apartments in apartment complexes and societies!'
Why?
'Duh, to seduce women, of course!'
Eh? But doesn't your neighbourhood have MILFs? Why societies?
'Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! This is why you are an idiot!'
Hey!!
'Hmph! Yes, my neighbourhood has MILFs, but I live in a rundown part of the city! The system has clearly said that the higher her social standing, the more rewards are!'
O-Oh! I understand it now! Since you are currently at the bottom rung of society! The filth! The trash! The unwanted—-
'Hey! Hey! Hey! Your thoughts are spilling out! And, I'm not trash!! Anyway, you're right. If I move to a rich part of the city, probably an apartment complex or, better, an exclusive society, the MILFs there will be at the higher echelons of society, and the rewards will be substantially more!'
Hmmm, so you do have a brain after all…
'Fucker! I was intelligent from the start! You're the ones who have shit for brains!'
Heh! Says the guy who's proud of mastrubating! Anyways, you missed a point. You live with the literal trash of society; there's no way they will take you in!
'Hehe, I have a plan for that as well…'
What is it?
'Heh! You have forgotten my family; my parents are some of the best neurosurgeons on the planet! And my sister? One of the youngest scientists researching the cure for cancer!'
…..No wonder your father hates you! You're practically the black sheep of the family!
'Tsk, whatever! With my background, they will definitely let me in!'
But what about your appearance, though? You look like a pig that was starved of shit! They would kick you out before you could open your mouth!
'Motherfucker! Don't you have one good thing to say about me?!'
….But that's the truth!
'Ugh, motherfucker!' Max muttered under his breath, but then his blue eyes gleamed as a smirk bloomed on his lips.
"For that, we have got the maximum potential card…."