Solarian didn't exactly understand the translator part because he didn't know that everyone in the headquarters was speaking in their mother tongue language and the translator translates it, so Solarian threw a question that had Dante and Yhormngan looking at him for a while and asked:
"Could you two show me around in that hideout?"
"...?"
"...?"
"Hello? Did I say something wrong?" Dante replied:
"Solarian,... how come you have been here for around five days and no one from these assholes in the bunker showed you around?" Solarian answered:
"Oh no they did, they told me where the cafeteria is and the bathroom and that's it, I just wanted to see where does all the other hallways lead to, usually I would sit in the cafeteria for a while to watch some really crazy fights happening, drinking competition-"
"Did you see the burping competition?"
"Ewah No! what's that?"
"A competition on who can make the goofiest burping sounds."
"Disgusting."
"But hilarious and actually *stares at the clock* look, it's 2:00PM, the burping competition will start after thirty minutes from now, let's go kid!"
"*brother in* how about I stay here?*" Yhormngan said:
"Nahhhh, you are watching people burp from the depth of their esophagus." And then picked him up and landed him on his shoulder and Solarian said:
"Their what???"
"Dante, remind me to get someone from these jobless slugs AKA your legion to teach that solar onion on my shoulder some biology."
"You got my word on that."
The three then went to the cafeteria and the moment they entered it so happened that there was a new type of fighting that have just apeared were two inflated individuals that are so fat that they almost became balls clashing at one another, our trio got close to the crowd and Dante asked:
"The hell is Bronislav and Branislav doing over there inflated like that?" One of the crowds answered:
"They are supposed to be fighting until one of them explodes, I don't how this fun is working but Nikolas knows more because he came up with that idea." Yhormngan replied:
"I fucking knew that Nikolas will have something to do with this shit, now where is he?"
"Right here." Said Nikolas and Yhormngan asked:
"Could you further explain the fuck that we are watching over here?" Nikolas answered:
"So it all started yesterday when I was super drunk and I wasn't able to count to 10 and I was feeling very bored like a living husk so I went to a freaky sorcerer who could invent something funny, that sorcerer was called Lucius."
"I hope what you are about to say will have something to do with why he didn't allow guests into his hut yesterday."
"It mostly is but anyway, I called for him, told him that I am bored and he suggested a new sport but I have to help him with it because he wouldn't be able to do it on his own because of Ahab's situation, I agreed and he started writing down the ruins on a weird rock and I was watching him on work having no idea what's going on until suddenly he grabbed by my hand, landed it on the ruins and said:
'Pump that shit with helium.'
And so I did, then he vanished and left the ruin stone devided into four pieces on the table and threw some sleep dust on my face, I woke up this morning and found the ruin stone in its exact same place with description on how it works.
It turned out that these stones inflate the body of whatever it touches with helium making their body both light in mass, rounded like a ball and most importantly, possible to explode because helium isn't that fun of a gas." Yhormngan said:
"In short, we are watching two humans filled with flammable gas trying to hit each other until one of them explodes?"
"Either explode or push him hard enough to force him to fart." Both Dante and Yhormngan started whizzing at this and Solarian being the clean kid he is, didn't like this either, Dante then said:
"Oh come on little sun, this shit is actually hilarious dont you think Yhorm?" As Dante was turning his face toward the 'fight', he was welcomed with Bronislav's inflated gas body in his face that had Dante thrown backwards because it happened by surprise.
"OH SHIT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOORE!!!!" Said Bronislav because his collision with Dante caused him start losing control over his...well,...Anus *one dramatic pose later*
"Oh boy even if he was inflated with gas but he still packed quite the hit!" Said Dante.
"RUN DANTE, HE IS ABOUT TO LET LOOOOOOOSE." said Yhormngan, but Dante? he looked at Bronislav then turned his head back toward Yhormngan and Solarian and said:
*dramatic music plays in background*
"No,...its too late for me, you two would have to go without me." Solarian screamed:
"WHHYYY? GET OUT OF THERE!!!."
Nikolas then flew next to Yhormngan's shoulder and said:
"My child, you are indeed too young to understand the principles of sacrifice-"
"THERE IS NO SACRIFICE IN THIS, DANTE IS JUST THERE TRYING TO LOOK COOL WHILE HE IS ABOUT TO GET BLASTED BY HELIUM INFUSED FARTS!!!WHHHYY????" At this moment, both Yhormngan and Nikolas ignored him and they joined all the other legionaries who were watching this 'sad' moment, a ridiculous silence was among them and then...it happened.
Bronislav have let out the most foul fart anyone in the legion has ever smelled and heard, luckily for Solarian,Nikolas have made a bubble around his head so he wouldn't smell a thing.
Meanwhile everyone is just trying to hold their laughs as hard as they can just to make the situation even more funnier, but their streak was broken when it happened when Bronislav said:
"Hold on a second there is the last bit annnnd" Bronislav let out another wave that fucked up their brains and they all started laughing like barbarians, and what made the cherry on top was Dante igniting that gas a flame which removed the heavy coloured gas that felt like a fog and showed Dante on the ground geeked up as fuck.
And here, all the legion started falling on the ground from laughter.