Hey, I'm Nick, the main character… You're probably going, "Wow, is he like that Deadpool guy?"
Well, kinda — just better looking.
Now, let's get back on track. I'm going to give some info so you don't get lost. Blame the shitty writer who doesn't know how else to deliver exposition.
So, let's start with me. I just turned 18. I have green eyes, short brown hair, and I'm the average height for my age. Google it if you want. And last but not least, I am the most handsome man on Earth.
I hear a whistling sound from above me. I look up.
Is that a car?!?!
I look down to see a red X on the ground where I'm standing.
Why can't I move?!
"OK, I get it! I'm just an average-looking guy!" I say as I close my eyes…
After some time of nothing happening, I open my eyes to see the car and red X have disappeared.
Seriously? That's where you draw the line? Not when I called you a shitty writer?
Oh well, where was I… oh yeah, the story starts with my adopted mom Sakura Haruno of the very rich Haruno Industries, one of the biggest companies in Japan.
Like they have their fingers in everything — it's not even funny how rich they are.
But that's not important right now, let's get back on track. Mom got this boyfriend and let's just say the family didn't approve.
And let's just say my mom — 18 at the time, rebellious as she was — got pregnant.
And the boyfriend knew that his girlfriend's family would rain hell on him, so he made a run for it, leaving my mom angry and pregnant.
Yeah, and at this moment Mom's dear family decided to leave her high and dry with no money, nothing. So she managed to get access to a few bank accounts.
She started moving money around into different accounts and made her way to America with 5 million in her pocket.
So you can see there was love there, and since Mom's family didn't want the fact that a member of their family was pregnant with some nobody's kid…
So Mom got away with a 5 million dollar heist — so yeah, my mom's a badass all things said.
So Mom got herself and her daughter a new home in New York.
And she started her own investment firm; her business became really successful after some good investments.
And somewhere along the line she picked me up at an orphanage when I was a baby, and a week later my sister was born.
So some years later me and my sis are 18. I'm the average-looking, socially awkward but very smart guy, and my sis — she is beautiful, like magazine-model beautiful, tall and athletic, confident with a tomboy personality and a love of martial arts.
That last reason is why I'm just a little scared of her — a mix of martial arts and a very thin temper.
I feel sorry for any man that makes her mad.