Not long after leaving the village, the idle Naruto sent Shadow Clones to the Land of Waves to prepare equipment for his upcoming journey. From now on, he intended to return to Konoha as little as possible to mess around. Tsunade sent him away to deal with Danzo, so if he went back for no reason, wouldn't that give her trouble?
In a certain part of the Land of Waves, the Uzumaki Construction Team was enthusiastically building a square mold. The contractor was still Uzumaki Tie Zhu.
Tie Zhu wiped non-existent sweat with a white towel and roared, "Rather lose twenty years of life, we must desperately build huge bricks! Did you all hear that?!"
Naruto was indeed making bricks, solid iron bricks at that. These were for him to drag around during his journey. Spherical and cylindrical shapes were unsafe; one unstoppable momentum and they'd crush his dog life. Bricks were much more stable. The husky sent by Kiba also gave Naruto endless headaches.
The other Shadow Clones had black lines on their foreheads. Where would a clone get twenty years of life? Living for two days already requires borrowing chakra from a fox demon.
Why are you always the only one showing off when we're working? This makes it hard for us to ever get a chance to shine.
Suddenly, one of the clones' eyes lit up. He thought of a way to steal the show!
On the other side, the master and disciple were engaged in Shadow Clone instruction. The incorrect way Naruto had released his Shadow Clones just now made Jiraiya's eyelids twitch. Naruto had been learning the Shadow Clone Jutsu since elementary school, using it constantly. Even though he had mastered it, he still couldn't create many clones, at most a dozen or so.
But he used it frequently! If once wasn't enough, couldn't he just use it a few more times to get more?
So, Master Jiraiya began the first lesson of their journey: the forbidden jutsu, Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu. Anyway, nothing bad had happened even though this child used the Shadow Clone Jutsu as if it were the Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu.
The difference between Shadow Clone Jutsu and Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu wasn't significant. It was just that creating too many clones might cause a backlash to the user, so a valve-like protective lock was set between them. Only by learning to open this lock could one create an unlimited number of clones.
"Thus and so, and so and thus, understand?" Naruto sat obediently on the grass, nodding silently. Although he didn't know why Jiraiya wouldn't let him speak, Naruto was an obedient child; if he wasn't allowed to speak, he wouldn't. Just like with the previous instruction not to touch explosive tags.
"You practice on your own first." Jiraiya drained his teacup in one gulp.
After Naruto practiced a few times and became proficient, Jiraiya cleared his throat several times and said, "Naruto, I remember you have a certain cough cough... Sexy Jutsu, right?"
"Hm, what about it?"
"I think that technique, combined with this clone jutsu, should be a very practical move," Jiraiya said shamelessly.
Naruto was shocked. "This is the real reason you taught me this jutsu!?" You taught me Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu just so I could perform the Harem Jutsu for you? Can you not be so shameless?
"Cough... How could that be? It's just that your master has worked hard all this way, and explained so much just now, I'm physically and mentally exhausted, so I need some comfort and relaxation. You must understand..."
"Oh."
As an obedient, well-behaved, and even sensible good child, Naruto naturally understood what he meant.
"It's good that you understand. Also, can you try a different look this time?"
"What kind of look?"
Jiraiya gestured shapes in front of his chest, "Like this... and this... a two-piece bikini... hehehe..."
"I understand."
"Hehehe..." The lecherous old pervert, immersed in his fantasy world, didn't hear a word Naruto said.
"Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
As the smoke cleared, a hundred clones densely surrounded the two.
"Pervert Sage, are you ready?"
"Mm-hmm, come on. Let me witness the power of this move." Jiraiya wiped away his drool and said seriously.
"Transform!..."
"Pfft!" Jiraiya's eyes widened like a toad being squeezed for urine. After spitting out a mouthful of tea, he foamed at the mouth and collapsed.
The sight of ninety-nine muscular women, all wearing purple two-piece bikinis and performing various bodybuilding poses, made the lecherous old pervert Jiraiya's heart stop for five seconds. If it weren't for his good physique, he might have died on the spot.
Harem Jutsu - Advanced Biology Textbook Muscular Female Edition.
Why ninety-nine muscular women out of a hundred clones? Because...
"Kill her." Naruto covered his eyes and pointed at one of the blond, blue-eyed, well-dressed clones. The scene that followed was too horrifying for him to watch.
The ninety-nine muscular women rushed forward.
"Hahaha." Tie Zhu in the Land of Waves burst into laughter. "Naruko, you finally have your day! Haha... Heaven has eyes!"
Suddenly, a loud shout interrupted him.
"With my life, I exchange for your brick!"
A clone roared, leaping into the cooling, molten iron! With that leap, he bestowed names upon himself and the as-yet-unformed iron brick.
Uzumaki Moxie and the Moxie Treasure Brick.
Tie Zhu, who had been full of smug satisfaction moments before, collapsed to the ground. This stunt... he hadn't thought of it! You all keep stealing my thunder, how am I supposed to live from now on?!
Forming a hand seal to dispel the clone, Tie Zhu wailed, "Oh, boundless heaven, why are you so unkind to me!" A gust of wind later... he vanished.
Receiving the memory, Naruto looked at the pile of muscular women who were now fighting each other instead of hitting Naruko, feeling a pounding headache. Are they insane? Can they really get angry and fight with themselves?
Finding a spot next to Jiraiya, he lay down, put on his headphones, and the soft "Land of Snow" theme song brought him some comfort. Now, all he had left were "Situational Reversal" and this song. He had put "Neji's Death" and the later-recorded "Fireworks" at the back door of the Hyuga family. To prevent them from throwing it away, they were packaged in gift boxes, with Neji and Hanabi's names written on them.
The master and disciple woke up when it was already mealtime. After eating lunch, Naruto was about to get up and continue walking when he suddenly felt a disturbance. He handed his dog to Jiraiya and stepped into a portal.
As soon as he arrived, Naruto was shocked. Several giant bones, like trees, rose from the ground and intertwined. Half of them crisscrossed like branches, the other half had disappeared, and the bones were scorched black as if struck by lightning.
Sasuke was currently impaled by bone spikes extending from the bone tree, stuck on another bone, with layers of bone spikes trapping his entire body.
Breaking a few bones and pulling Sasuke out, Naruto extended his arm to heal him and asked, "What happened?" He knew who Sasuke had fought. In the entire shinobi world, other than Kimimaro, no one else used bones. He wanted to know what Sasuke's intentions were.
I just left the village and haven't even entered a city yet, and here you are, back in the village, seducing people? I'm not even going to mention your continued contact with Orochimaru.
But can't you wait a couple more days to contact him? I just left, and you're leaving right after me. What will others think?
What's wrong? You can't stand Konoha without me, is that it? You're no different from those women who say 'If it's not yours, I won't give birth to it.'
Then Naruto's actions paused, because he discovered another blind spot. In the original work, why did Sasuke's daughter look like Karin? Because Sasuke constantly absorbed Karin's chakra. So what about now? He had been constantly absorbing his own chakra. That is to say, Sakura might give birth to a... blonde, blue-eyed, whisker-marked Sarada in the future?
Will my son think Sarada is his sister or cousin in the future? If he marries someone who looks very much like him but has no blood relation, should I break his leg and send him to Konoha Orthopedics?
The more he thought, the more confused Naruto became, and his gaze grew firm. Sasuke must be sent to Orochimaru to let him absorb Karin's chakra for a few years to neutralize the effect. Otherwise, how would he explain to Hinata that he wasn't Old Ming Next Door? He would be chopped with an axe if he couldn't explain it properly.
Helping Sasuke up and leaning him against the bone, Naruto lowered his head, contemplating how to handle this matter. No matter what, he couldn't just defect and leave, otherwise he'd be wandering again, and where would he find a best man for his wedding then? Perhaps he could also use this opportunity to give Orochimaru a big gift.
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