….. Hello darkness my old friend why the fuck am I back here again… shit don't tell me the crazy bitch stabbed me. I only got to live again for like 15 years. " sigh " and to think she was supposedly madly in love with me it's no my fault that another girl talk to me, bruh who knew having a obsessed childhood friend would suck so bad.
You would think having a girl love you to death "literally" would be a good thing. Guess I am in the more literal sense of "I'm being loved to death." Don't get me started on my first life that was some bullshit.
I knew living in another life would be kind of fucked since I lived such a shitty life. I just wanted to rest, but then some bitch popped up saying blah blah blah this-blah blah blah-that you're gonna be reincarnated. because of a set of certain reasons. I never wanted this. she showed up and said….[Fuck you enjoy your next life bye-bye.] Like what kind of…. you know what never mind.
I do wanna know why the hell I'm fucking here again…. What…wait. no.. no No NONONO Don't tell me please just let me sleep! ( Flash bang ) FUCK. [ well well well look who's back again nice seeing you there, you lived quite a while…. 15 years nice I mean, at least you lived a bit longer in this life than your last. Crushed at the age of 13 in your first life, stabbed by a crazy bitch in your Second that's crazy bro. ]
Oh great look it's miss "Fuck you and bye-bye." You know, I thought I saw the last of you but I guess for some reason I'm still here why ( I say with the most 'Dead ass' face I can make.)
[ Well, you know what they say third times the charm except this time it's a bit different you see I kind of fucked up. You were never supposed to die the first time and or the second time the…. Second time was like redemption for me. But I may have fucked with your love life just a bit you see since I kinda killed you technically the first time I was forced to send you to your next life so to speak….. Except since they expected me to give you a boon, I decided to give you somebody who would love you and basically willing to die for you as well. I may have went a bit too much with the love bit sense she kind of went crazy. That's my fault. . .Well sort of if you kind of just like left her alone her feelings would've slightly dissipated, and she wouldn't have literally killed you because you talked to another chick so you know. . . . . Anyways one more time one more try this time I literally have to let you choose. Otherwise you wouldn't be here right now. I would've just yeeted you out with no memories and let your soul drift a bit until you dissipate. Or your soul, or whatever would've reincarnated naturally.]
[ But I can't do that this time so yeah choose what World you wanna go to and you know all that jazz you get three wishes, blah blah blah hurry up. ]
You know you're a bitch has anybody told you that?….. No?… well you're a bitch! [ death stare ] " nervous chuckle" very very pretty Bitch thank you… Don't. Uhh you know erase me from existence petty please 🙏 .
So anyways, do you mind reincarnating me into the owl house that is by far my favorite show along with gravity Falls both of them are held in equal status for me, and if you can, please have it be a crossover as if both worlds collided, it would be perfect. . . But you know not literally please. [ ya. . .sure. . .whatever just pick three wishes already…now before I lose my fucking temper. ]
👀Right anyways, for my first wish, let me think a bit...accelerated learning The ability to process information and or learn new things at a increased speed let's see if I were learn University level math or rocket science something like that at least. I would be able to learn it in about maybe five weeks or something.
[ Done also not gonna lie good choice that will help you immensely even if you're just a weak nobody but then again you still have two wishes so we'll see. ]
😐 Right anyways…. How about being able to use both the collectors magic and the Titan Magic maybe even just the ambient magic that would be fun and interesting. 🧐 Three types of magic two powerful and one mundane or just regular I wonder what kind of trifecta that would be.
[ well, I would be disappointed if you didn't pick magic I mean come on you're going to World that basically runs on magic since well you know titan remains.]
Type shit anyways how about something a bit broken let's see…..!!!… would asking for a power that is so unholy be all right.
[ depends on the power what is it? " narrow eyes " ]
Well, since I'm going to a animated type World what would you say if I ask for…. The Toon Force? I mean come on that is broken on so many levels. Just imagine some bitch ass witch blows me up. I can just put myself back together again like it never happened. ….although ….. You know what I'll take it give me the to power. [... fuck you lucky son of a witch. You're lucky I cannot say no " sigh " fine. at least you didn't ask to be a God.😒]
Wait, I could've done that. Well fuck wish I knew that sooner. [ you don't have any more wishes so shut the fuck up.]. OK gees im good with what I got so do I get to pick what I look like or something I don't wanna wake up and be a glorious creature of Cthulhu or some other creature.
[ maybe we'll just see when you wake up, won't we? ]
What do you mean when I wak- " collapses and teleports away."
[ Hehehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You fool you fallen for the trap once more. You should've said I wish to die. I'ma fuck with you so hard. Hehahehahehehe! Don't mind me. I'm just gonna twist fate a bit. I read your mind you little shit go ahead and create your character when you press enter your body is gonna change but not the way you think it is enjoy your new life. Never should I call me a bitch…. bitch!]
{ I woke up in a very strange room that's slightly resembles something. I never thought I would see. It's like a character creation menu from Skyrim like what the fuck anyway... I'mma get to fixing up myself a character... Don't ask me where that southern accent came from. I don't know where it came from either. AnyWho, let's see….. male or female interesting always wonder what would be like but Im a male so anyways... let's go with black hair yeah let's make it a little bit long maybe to the middle of my back…..nice. Now let's set the eyes to sea green and pull up my facial features tab. let's go with a nice jawline and slightly high cheekbones, nice nose, not too wide yet not too Small….. perfect for the rest of my body let's see since it says I'm going to be starting off at the age of 13 interesting age to start off at let's go with but I guess it makes sense being 13 is like the age magic sort of starts so that works I guess. Let's go with 5'8 Nice and somewhat tall and room to grow. Get myself a lightweight build six pack some nice muscles here and there and finally the.... well, come on guys you know exactly what I'm gonna say. The package anyway I'mma say a decent 6. I feel like that would be too big but I don't give a fuck. I think that about does it.
Name I have to give myself a name. Interesting what would be a good name? Hmmm….. well since I'm going to be born into the demon realm need a good name to go with it or I can just say some stupid shit and get done with it ...Lord death of murder Mountain… No-No too wasteland-ish?👀
How about oh…. Oh ya it's perfect *Dante* I mean, come on if devil may cry has taught us one thing is that Dante? He's got style he's also slightly toonish but he also gives zero fucks to everything around him perfect. And done. I can't wait to heavily disturbed some demons and humans it's gonna be so fun " presses enter" }
( Flash bang )
Son of a Bitc—-…..
Hmm " looks around " where in Merlin's saggy balls am I? Why am I sitting on flesh? …. Oh right titan carcass well, then, let's see. I'm gonna pick a direction and hope for the best. i'm sure my toonish nature will lead me in the right direction " puts hand behind back and pulls a bottle of Hennessy out magically " well, time to get the walk in…. 99 bottles of Hennessy on the wall 99 bottles of alcohol take one down pass it around…. to myself…Right anyways let's see if this kills me. Can demons even drink alcohol different biological genetic makeup and shit " stares at a bottle intensely " well, I mean, I'll figure it out one way or another … bottoms up " chugs entire bottle within second" burns so good… well I'm not dead yet so 98 Bottles of Hennessy on the wall 98 bottles of alcohol take one down, pass it to me We'll see how far my kidneys sivi….. ( five hours later in the right direction somehow) 56 bottles of Hennessey's on the wall 56 bottles of alcohol "hic" yous know wats I thinks that's enough fos today " Sees smoke and distance and instantly sobers up " ohhh possible victim heheh ( five minutes later ) aww man, it's just a forest fire how lame " sniffs " oohh something smells like baco- " looks down "👀 oh I'm on fire...… ahhhhhhhh " shoots of into sky " …ahhhhhh " falls right in front of the owl house magically " ugh well I did ask for the power. " gets up" well if it isn't the owl house how far did I fly? Anyway don't mind if I do.I'm gonna go say hi or hi to the door…please don't be weird " walks up and knocks on door " [ what the pass word ]
... uhhh please...
[ correct you may enter ]
…the fuk just like that….. say less " walks in and yells" hello housekeeping I come to clean your room, housekeeping, " as I walk further into the house, hearing some noise from the kitchen, I catch a glance at a mirror looking at my reflection, I'm horrified " fuk that bitch did me dirty " I look at myself and I'm just a femboy version of what I made a character creation " this is some bull " I got smacked in the back of the head conked out "
Ugh 😩 WTF did anybody see who was driving that Sedan " Looks up to see the owl lady 😃" Well, hello there fine… uhh gentle lady to what I have the pleasure. [ why are you in my house? Who are you and where you come from? Speak or I'll turn your eyeballs into snails. ]
Oh great heavens no 😁I came to see if you want to have a spot of tea "I say the most British accent, I could muster." [ what the hell is tea kid?] " I gasp in Spanish " Oh my such a Poor soul never heard of the queen's teatime eh well, that's simply won't do. No, we will not.
" I stand up dramatically and wave my hand, the floorboards morph into a table with two chairs. I then grab two books and flick them into cups and then grab the air and it turns into a kettle " I must say it's the first time I've done this, but I've done well. I have. Yes I have…. Tea time. Tea time with a spot of mustard….wait a minute mustard? No no that simply won't do how about some cake? Or maybe some crackers ah yes a fine delicacy. Taste almost like nothing 👌 perfection, sincerely.
" I then wave my hands dramatically, and we both get forcibly shoved into the chairs for some tea time. " Now, then I must say it is time to conduct business fine lady I have seem to have got myself in a bit of trouble. A bitch that Shall not be named…👀 Thought it'd be funny to trap me In this preposterous situation, I must say it is quite drab I require a residency thank you very much. " sips tea intensely "
[ what did you just do? How did you do that? I am so confused that isn't right that is a natural. What the fuck are you? ]
My you are a gentle lady watch your language. I am a savage. We are not the same. " I waved my hand and everything turns back to normal well as normal as it can be around here. " I do A question fair lady do you by chance have another child around that looks like a human? [ The only thing I look slightly human as you, but you got the ears so you belong here. ] That is quite the shame. Do you have by chance have a door that could go to a different dimension. If so, I would quite like to borrow it. please and thank you. [ how Do you know about that but you're one of the Coven leave at one to foul demon shall not join…., NEVER!!!'] " she starts to throw fireballs at me"
oh my unfortunate guess I have to do this the hard way..... hold on a goddamn second my magic is supreme. I don't need the fucking door. What am I doing? " I start laughing like a mad man that just realized that water is wet"
I'll be back later sorry too inconvenience you.
" I snap my fingers and appear in the overworld"
Well, I must say it is good to be back….Now then how to find Oregon I got myself a pine tree to nurture hehehe" creepy little laugh "
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Well, that's the first chapter to be honest my first time writing while Second but it's been quite a while couple years. I'm testing it out testing the waters seeing if I'm cut out for This writing shit, but who knows this may just be a one time thing again or I'll have the willpower to do more at this point it's 50-50. Hope you enjoyed leave some criticisms at the door and we'll see what happens.
P.S this dose have gay shit in it dipper if you get what I'm dipping and maybe some luz action P.P.S The main cast from both of the shows will be a year or so older yes, if I do continue, there will be smut but like I said, this is my first time writing so if it's not up to standard, we'll just see what happens. I mean I'm gonna try my best but everyone's a critic. Also, I may or may not have a screw loose and sometimes what I write may or may not make sense and it might feel like a fever dream at most.👍 enjoy