Before you start reading, a word of advice from me. This is a Chinese fanfic. I am just translating it. Having second thoughts? No? Well that's good. Anyway, I will try my level best to reduce the BS and plotholes, maybe even remove certain utterly unwanted things. Still not having second thoughts? Well, suit yourselves.

Synopsis:
Kaze found himself reincarnated into the world of Naruto as a member of the Uchiha clan. Despite countless attempts, he failed to awaken the Mangekyō Sharingan. Worse yet, the Uchiha Clan Massacre was less than a year away. To survive, he devised multiple plans—defecting from Konoha to join the Akatsuki, siding with Sarutobi Hiruzen, or forging a bond with Uchiha Itachi. Yet, no matter how he calculated, every path led to death. Frustrated, he vented his hopelessness to his ninja cat, never expecting it to bring him a stolen Rumble-Rumble Fruit (Thunder Fruit). Kaze was utterly stunned.

But the absurdity didn’t stop there—
His ninja cat, thinking his taijutsu was too weak, stole the Rokushiki techniques (Navy Six Styles) overnight.
Thinking his spiritual power was lacking, it stole a Stand Arrow (Golden Beetle Arrow).
Thinking his swordsmanship was inadequate, it stole…

Uchiha Kaze: Should I just lie down and accept this… or?

Raw: 我家忍猫嫌我弱，偷来响雷果实
Author：一只可爱的兔子

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