Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System
Chapter 81: "Bollywood Fight Scene… or a Comedy Skit?"
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Scene: Joon's First Fight Scene
📍 LOCATION: A MASSIVE BOLLYWOOD FILM SET
🔥 Rajeev Kapoor (the director) claps his hands.
💬 Rajeev: "Alright, Joon! Today, you'll be doing a fight scene. No big deal. Just beat up ten goons at once."
🔥 Joon freezes.
💬 Joon: "…Excuse me, WHAT?"
🔥 Arjun Mehra (Bollywood's action star) pats Joon's back.
💬 Arjun: "Relax, bro. They'll make you look cool. Just follow the choreography."
🔥 Joon takes a deep breath. He can do this.
💬 SYSTEM: [DING!] 'New Mission: Survive Your First Bollywood Fight Scene!'
💬 Joon (muttering): "Why does the system act like I might die?"
🔥 A stunt choreographer walks over.
💬 Choreographer: "Okay, first move. You punch this guy, kick that guy, dodge here, flip over this table, and land in a perfect hero pose."
🔥 Joon blinks.
💬 Joon: "That's ONE move?!"
🔥 Arjun nods.
💬 Arjun: "And remember—Bollywood fights are exaggerated. If someone hits you, you fly ten feet back dramatically."
🔥 Joon gulps.
💬 Joon (internally): "I should've stayed in K-Pop…"
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Scene: Action… But Make It Comedy
🎬 CAMERAS ROLL.
🔥 A goon charges at Joon.
🔥 Joon hesitantly swings a punch.
🔥 The goon flies back like he got hit by a TRUCK.
🔥 Joon panics.
💬 Joon: "I BARELY TOUCHED HIM! DID I JUST UNLOCK SUPER STRENGTH?!"
🔥 SYSTEM: [DING!] "Bollywood Physics Activated."
🔥 Another goon swings a punch at Joon.
🔥 Joon dodges—
🔥 —except he trips on his own foot, accidentally kicks a chair, which hits another goon in the face, who stumbles back and knocks out THREE MORE GOONS LIKE DOMINOS.
🔥 Rajeev jumps up from his seat.
💬 Rajeev: "BRILLIANT! KEEP GOING!"
🔥 Joon, now in full survival mode, picks up a random object—a banana.
🔥 He throws it.
🔥 The banana hits a goon in the forehead.
🔥 The goon dramatically spins five times before crashing into a table.
💬 Joon (shocked): "…A BANANA JUST KNOCKED SOMEONE OUT??"
🔥 SYSTEM: [DING!] 'New Skill Unlocked: Accidental Action Star (+10 Luck)'
🔥 Arjun clutches his stomach, laughing.
💬 Arjun: "Bro, you're a NATURAL."
🔥 Joon, now completely confused, just rolls with it.
🔥 He kicks a guy—who flies out of a window.
🔥 He jumps—accidentally lands on another goon's shoulders, flipping him over.
🔥 Finally, he lands in a perfect hero pose.
🔥 The entire crew erupts into applause.
💬 Rajeev: "PERFECT SHOT! CUT!"
🔥 Joon collapses.
💬 Joon (panting): "…I just wanted to be a singer."
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Scene: Internet Goes Crazy Again
📢 TWITTER TRENDS:
🔹 #BananaOfDestruction (1.2M tweets)
🔹 #JoonActionStar (2.0M tweets)
🔹 #AccidentalHero (850K tweets)
🔥 Back in Korea, Jae-Hyun and Hye-Rin are watching the leaked clips.
💬 Jae-Hyun: "BRO. HE KNOCKED SOMEONE OUT WITH A BANANA."
💬 Hye-Rin: "JOON IS UNSTOPPABLE!"
🔥 Meanwhile, Joon is lying on the floor, questioning his life choices.
💬 Joon: "…At this rate, I'll be an action legend by accident."
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NEXT CHAPTER TEASERS:
🔥 Joon's first dance-off in Bollywood!
🔥 A romantic scene gone horribly wrong?!
🔥 Will Joon survive Rajeev's next insane stunt idea?
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A/N:
😂 Joon is officially the most accident-prone action hero! What's next for our poor idol? Stay tuned!