This chapter is the first in a three-part mockumentary arc is to give you a behind-the-scenes look at how Ryuu is perceived by everyone around him. Think of it as an emotional audit, a chaos case study, or just the universe's way of trying to explain why this menace is somehow still enrolled at U.A. High. While the format leans toward humor and exaggeration, these three chapters are canon.
A SMALL DISCLAIMER!
--I went back to write these chapters, meaning, I didn't remember every single line I wrote back in the earlier chapters.
So… yeah. Some lines Ryuu originally muttered to himself or to the System might've accidentally ended up as things other characters somehow know.
If you catch something that feels off, let me know so I can go back and cover up my narrative crimes.
Appreciate it. Let's pretend I planned it all from the start.
Thanks.--
The events, relationships, and character reactions reflect the actual dynamics of the main timeline. Nothing here is filler—it's a lens. A chaotic, camera-rigged lens that captures the truth about Ryuu. This is how Ryuu lives in other people's heads. Rent-free.
These three mockumentary chapters will not be Patreon Exclusive.
PS: These chapters also serve as a soft recap of the first 80 chapters. While they don't introduce new plot developments, they are highly recommended if you want to understand how Ryuu is seen by the people around him—emotionally, mentally, and strategically.
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Mockumentary Chapter 1
Covers:
Ryuu's first weeks at U.A.
Entrance Exam flashbacks
Expulsion test
Hero Course chaos
USJ Attack
Covers Ryuu Chapters:1–23 approx.
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U.A. Classroom – Morning.
The room was a mess of chatter and yawns. Kirishima and Kaminari were arguing over cereal rankings, Mina had already turned her desk into a nail-painting station, and Todoroki was quietly sipping tea like none of this mattered. Which, to be fair, it didn't.
Aizawa entered first, looking like he had lost custody of sleep in a messy divorce. He didn't speak. He just trudged in, dropped folders over his desk, and fell into the chair like it owed him money.
Then came Principal Nezu.
Cheerful. Smiling. Holding a folder that radiated "incident reports" and "possible lawsuits."
Ryuu barely glanced up from where he was doodling on the back of a math worksheet.
Nezu cleared his throat.
"Midoriya Ryuu," he said, voice too chipper for the hour, "You're free to go. Three-day leave. No classes, no tests, no lectures."
Ryuu blinked once. Then twice.
"...Seriously?"
"Yes."
"Sweet."
He stood up, slung his bag over one shoulder, and was out the door before anyone could stop him. "Later losers!"
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Bakugo stood up like he had just watched someone piss on his All Might figurine. "The fuck does he mean 'three-day leave'? What did he do—set a teacher on fire again?!"
Mina blinked. "Wait… again?"
Aizawa didn't even flinch. "No fires. This time."
Kirishima leaned over to Jiro. "Bro probably blackmailed the entire Board of Education with scandal footage. I'd bet my protein stash on it."
"Please," Jiro muttered. "He's saving that for finals."
"Is he… not gonna ask why?" Kaminari muttered.
"Nope," Jiro replied. "He's Ryuu. He hears 'free' and assumes someone died to make it happen."
A long silence stretched in his absence.
Nezu adjusted his tie with practiced flair and turned to the class, beaming.
"Now then! While Mr. Midoriya enjoys his state-sanctioned vacation, you'll all be hosting a very special group of guests."
Aizawa groaned, face buried in his scarf. "They're not guests. They're a disaster prevention unit with cameras."
"Close!" Nezu chirped. "The Hero Public Safety Commission has arranged for a documentary-style audit to assess Ryuu's recent post-license performance."
Yaoyorozu sat upright in panic. "Wait—he hasn't done anything publicly terrible since the mock test, right?"
Bakugo snorted. "He exists. That's public enough."
"They'll be conducting interviews," Nezu continued, undeterred, "filming footage around the school, and speaking with everyone who's ever interacted with young Midoriya. Faculty, staff, students, civilians, small woodland creatures—"
"...Woodland creatures?" Tsuyu blinked.
"He did allegedly bribe a raccoon with peanut butter to steal Aizawa's report files last month," Yaoyorozu muttered.
Sero leaned in. "Did it work?"
Aizawa didn't answer. Just sighed deeper.
"Please behave," Nezu finished with a grin. "This is being recorded."
"Wait," Mina whispered, "Does that mean... we're gonna be on camera?"
"...Oh no," Uraraka groaned, covering her face. "They're gonna ask about him."
"Even worse," Jiro added. "They're gonna show footage."
Bakugo cracked his knuckles. "I hope they show the pipe sabotage. I still owe him for that."
"And please," Nezu added, "try not to trigger any of the failsafes Mr. Midoriya left behind."
"Failsafes?" Yaoyorozu echoed, already anxious.
The class collectively exchanged horrified glances, knowing full well Ryuu's idea of 'failsafe' was dangerously flexible.
Aizawa groaned. "He rerouted half the school's motion sensors to blast Rick Astley if they detect anyone with a clipboard."
Mina gasped. "That's… kinda beautiful."
"Also installed a glitter bomb in my office," Aizawa added, voice flat. "It detonated on a Monday."
The class collectively rolled. The audit hadn't even started, but somehow it already felt like collective detention.
From the hallway came the fading sound of a vending machine being shaken aggressively, followed by the unmistakable snap of a protein bar being liberated by violence.
Ryuu's vacation had officially begun.
The rest of them?
They were about to live through "The Midoriya Audit."
They didn't notice the cameras at first.
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The crew was quiet. Professional. Almost annoyingly respectful. They wore black jackets with tiny Hero Public Safety Commission crests, and each had a body-mounted rig designed for smooth motion capture. There was no boom mic. No big spotlight. Just silent lenses following students through their day like overly judgmental ghosts.
They never spoke. Just nodded. Blinked. Smiled the kind of smile that screamed "I've read your browser history and judged you accordingly."
Someone swore they saw one of them writing in a notebook labeled "Risk Level: Demonic Gremlin." No one confirmed it.
Mina tried offering them a smoothie. They declined. Politely. Then the smoothie exploded an hour later.
Ryuu wasn't even on campus.
One cameraman claimed to see Ryuu's reflection in a third-story window. No one could confirm it.
Another swore their footage glitched into a meme compilation mid-recording. It featured Bakugo falling into a trash can and a caption that read, "Boom Boom Boy vs. Gravity: Final Round."
Still no trace of Ryuu.
Only laughter.
By the time they realized what was happening, it was already too late.
[SECURITY‑CAM COMPOSITE · TIME‑STAMP 10:32 • UA HIGH • CONFIDENTIAL]
VOICE (OFF‑CAMERA, modulated): This audit is classified.
Each subject has signed a non‑disclosure waiver. Proceed.
CAMERA 1 pans across 1‑A; every desk sports a discreet lapel mic.
Aizawa stands in the doorway, capture‑scarf coiled like a threat.
AIZAWA (low): Remember the deal— answer their questions, then shut up.
Anything that compromises Ryuu's file gets red‑tagged.
KAMINARI (whisper): Bro, do they really erase the red‑tags?
SERO (whisper back): Dude, it's the Commission. They'll erase us.
AIZAWA: Principal Nezu will handle and approve the final edit.
The lens focuses; a slate snaps:
HERO PUBLIC SAFETY COMMISSION
INTERNAL RISK ASSESSMENT • SUBJECT: MIDORIYA RYUU
Clip #1 – Hallway Candid:
The camera caught Kaminari and Sero walking toward class, backpacks slung low, arguing about whether Stain could beat Batman in a straight fight.
"He's got knives, bro. Batman's whole thing is not dying. He'd win."
"Stain licks blood and paralyzes you. That's not a normal Tuesday villain."
They passed a corner and immediately flinched when a red light blinked from a mounted lens. They stopped mid-argument.
"Wait, are they recording this?"
"...Bro, what if they use this in a presentation?"
Sero leaned closer to the camera, squinting suspiciously.
"Is this about Ryuu?"
The camera tilted in a slight nod.
"Oh," Kaminari muttered. "Then yeah, this tracks."
They resumed walking.
"He's not even here and it still feels like he's pulling a prank."
Kaminari stopped mid-stride. "Wait... what if this is how Ryuu wins?"
"Wins what?" Sero blinked.
"All of it," Kaminari whispered. "The school, the show, the psychological warfare. You ever think he's not chaotic by accident but by design?"
Sero nodded slowly. "Bro's not a student. He's a boss fight."
Clip #2 – Yaoyorozu in the Library (Unaware):
The footage shifted to Yaoyorozu at a corner table, surrounded by open notebooks, half-drafted schematics, and what appeared to be a blueprint for a containment chamber labeled "Plan B: If Ryuu Becomes a Threat."
She didn't know the camera was zooming in.
"You should not record her like that," Iida's voice said off-screen, firm and muffled. "That's a breach of privacy."
The angle didn't change.
"...But she is planning to build a Ryuu-proof cell," he admitted. "So maybe document that part."
Yaoyorozu tapped her pen on the edge of her notebook and muttered:
"Seventy-five percent chance he hijacks their documentary. Eighty percent if someone lets him talk."
She sighed.
"...Ninety-five if Mina tells him they're here."
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Clip #3 – Locker Room Trap Cam:
Bakugo slammed his locker shut and turned just in time to spot a motionless lens poking out from the ceiling tile.
"...The hell is that?"
Kirishima, already halfway into his hero suit, blinked up.
"Oh, dude. That's the Ryuu Audit thing, right?"
Bakugo's eye twitched.
"They put a camera in here?!"
He glared at it, fists popping.
"That little gremlin sleeps naked and I'm the one getting filmed?!"
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Clip #3.5 – Brief Staff Montage:
Midnight: "Honestly? I find him endearing. Like a gremlin you'd adopt but legally can't feed after midnight.I tried it once. Still dealing with the consequences."
Present Mic: "YO! That KID'S got VIBES! Also, he hacked my music player to loop Baby Shark for an hour. My soul still hurts."
Cementoss: (sighs) "He built a full obstacle course in my classroom. Out of desks. And taffy."
Power Loader: "He hotwired my excavator. When I caught him, he said it was 'field research.' What the hell is this kid even majoring in?"
Clip #4 – Dorm Kitchen:
Mina was making something aggressively pink in a blender. The camera sat on the counter like an innocent bystander.
She danced aggressively while pouring in questionable amounts of lemon soda.
"You want the truth?" she asked mid-sway, not looking at the lens. "Ryuu's like... a contagious personality. You hang around him too long and suddenly you're sleeping on rooftops and taunting villains."
She stuck a spoon in her concoction and tasted it.
"He gave me a fake Quirk name once," she added. "Said I should go by 'Strawberry Menace'. And I liked it. That's the real problem."
Clip #5 – 2 A.M. Footage, Dorm Common Area:
Todoroki sat on the couch in complete silence.
The lights were low. A documentary crewmember had clearly left a drone on overnight.
He reached for the remote, paused, and muttered:
"...He eats spicy noodles at 2 a.m. and then leaves the packet wrappers in alphabetical order. No one asked him to. No one understands why."
He pressed play.
"He's not even here," he added, "but I can feel him being weird."
[CAMERA 2 • MINETA MINORU FEED – REDACTED]
Static interference. Subtitle flashes:
[SECTION FLAGGED: SENSITIVE | ACCESS DENIED]
Kaminari: "You want dirt? Pfft, as if I'd rat. But hypothetically… if someone rewired the teacher lounge lights to play Looney Tunes when Aizawa walks in—it wasn't Ryuu. Totally. Probably."
Aizawa: "Just speak. Principal will cut your nonsense anyway."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mina Ashido – Pink Menace, Conflicted Witness]
Mina, leaning forward like she's confessing to a crime:
"Okay, look. Ryuu's not a bad person. He's just... an event. Like, a natural disaster with opinions."
She gestures wildly.
"He walks into a room and something happens. Doesn't matter what. A prank, a philosophical debate, a small explosion—something. And the worst part is? It's usually funny."
Beat.
"I once caught him teaching a raccoon to fist bump."
Beat.
"I joined in."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Kaminari Denki – Voltage Idiot, Ryuu Survivor]
Kaminari, slouched so hard his chair squeaks:
"He got me electrocuted on purpose. Said it was for science."
"I've never trusted science less."
"But he also helped me pass calculus. He doesn't do homework, he just... talks until your brain unlocks."
Leans closer, whispering:
"I think he's the reason half the class has a god complex now."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Future CEO, Emotional Damage Holder]
Yaoyorozu, prim and composed... at first:
"Ryuu is... a highly unpredictable factor. He disregards authority, improvises under pressure, and weaponizes charisma in a way I find deeply—"
Pause. Blinks.
"—troubling."
Beat.
"He once asked me to create a taser 'just in case he needed to taste lightning for character development.' And I did it. I made it."
"I still don't know if I enabled him… or if I was tricked into friendship."
[B-ROLL – FLASHBACK, SCHOOL YARD]
Ryuu holding the taser like it's a sacred artifact. Kaminari coaching him from two feet away.
"Ready?"
Ryuu, grinning: "Do it for the lore."
Cue static crackle, followed by a very loud "AAAAAAAH!"
Jiro in the background: "Why am I friends with you people."
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[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Kyoka Jiro – Cynical Bassist, Regretful Observer]
Jiro, arms crossed, deadpan:
"He flirts like he's speedrunning rejection. Somehow it works."
"I've seen him call Mineta a 'pervert with no market value' and then win a group hug four minutes later."
Tilts head.
"I think he might be emotionally bulletproof. Or clinically broken. Could be both."
(Check for image)
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tsuyu Asui – Actually Sane, Accidentally Involved]
Tsuyu, calm as ever:
"Ribbit. He once offered to jump into a pond because I looked homesick. In January."
"He's not logical. But he is… weirdly thoughtful."
Pause.
"Also, he sleeps naked. I feel that should be documented."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Shoto Todoroki – Problem Magnet, Emotionally Haunted]
Todoroki stares at the camera for five full seconds.
"He once threatened to suplex a vending machine because it gave him diet soda."
Another pause.
"The machine gave him real soda afterward. I think it feared him."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tenya Iida – Leg Guy, Barely Hanging On]
Iida, hands folded, posture perfect:
"Midoriya Ryuu is an... ongoing disciplinary challenge."
"His methods are chaotic, his rationale is unsound, and his disregard for procedure is—"
He exhales. Long. Defeated.
"—admittedly effective."
"I watched him neutralize a combat sim using only a bat, duct tape, and the phrase 'let me cook.'"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Katsuki Bakugo – Explosion Risk, Unwilling Interviewee]
Bakugo glares at the camera like it owes him money.
"That bastard's not even trying to be a hero. He's just surviving with style."
Grabs the mic.
"Put this in the damn documentary: I will blow him up the second he trips in a hallway. No hesitation."
Beat.
"...Still better than Mineta though."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mezo Shoji – The Reason Anyone Survives Group Work]
Shoji sits calmly, hands folded, expression neutral.
"He fights like he's already lost and doesn't care."
"In combat training, he tripped, rolled into cover, and convinced the instructor he was unconscious. He wasn't. He was just waiting."
Pause.
"I respect it. Tactically. Philosophically… I fear it."
"But practically? I'd follow him into battle."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Rikido Sato – Sweet Boy, Muscle Tank]
Sato looks slightly uncomfortable in the chair, as if it's too small for his shoulders.
"Ryuu made chocolate chip death bombs once. I don't know how he combined sugar, chili powder, and existential dread."
"But he did. And they were delicious."
He shrugs.
"He also stole my apron and wore it to battle. I don't ask anymore."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Yuga Aoyama – Sparkle of Shame, Eyebrow Enthusiast]
Aoyama poses with a hand to his chin, glitter subtly applied to his cheekbones.
"His fashion sense is a cry for help wrapped in apathy. And yet… compelling."
"He once told me my belt looked like a sentient lasso and asked if it gave consent. I haven't recovered emotionally."
Smiles, a little too sadly.
"His sparkle is internal. Unfortunately, so is the chaos."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Toru Hagakure – Voice of Reason, Visible Clothes, Emotional Damage]
Toru waves animatedly, sleeves of her hoodie bouncing.
"Okay, so yeah—I know I'm technically invisible, but Ryuu can still find me. Like, every time. Without fail."
"I've seen him walk into a crowded hallway, glance once, and go 'Toru, left side, strawberry scent.' Like he's got passive sonar or something."
Beat.
"He once offered to draw anime eyes on my hood so I could 'emotionally devastate Mineta in battle.' I almost let him."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Fumikage Tokoyami – Gothic Poet, Living Edgelord]
Tokoyami sits straight, arms folded like a noble war general.
"He is… unruly. Crude. Disrespectful."
Dark Shadow leans forward from behind him, whispering:
"But he's so funny."
Tokoyami glares.
"He once told me to name my next technique 'Depression Overdrive.' I almost did."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Hanta Sero – Tape Guy, Chaos Enjoyer]
Sero lounges backwards, ankle on knee.
"You ever meet someone and think, 'This guy's either gonna be famous or on fire by graduation'?"
"That's Ryuu."
He snorts.
"I saw him duct-tape Mineta to a chair and spin him like a Beyblade. During lunch."
"I didn't stop him. I filmed it."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mashirao Ojiro – Tail Guy, Literally So Normal]
Ojiro sits awkwardly, posture perfect, clearly unsure why he agreed to this.
"He called me 'Side Character #3' once. I think he meant it as a compliment."
Pause. He sighs.
"But… he's actually nice to train with. He doesn't hold back. Ever. That can be infuriating."
"Still. He knows how to read people. Like… really well. It's unsettling."
He looks away.
"He asked me how my parents were doing after I pulled a muscle. No one else noticed."
Long beat.
"Then he called my tail 'the most emotionally stable appendage in the dorm.' I genuinely don't know whether to be flattered or concerned."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Brother, Frequent Target]
Izuku sat upright like he was preparing for a thesis defense.
"People always ask me if it was hard growing up with Ryuu."
He smiled nervously.
"That's the wrong question."
"The right question is: How did we survive?"
"He once tried to gain a Quirk by swallowing a firefly. Said he read somewhere that 'light can be inherited.'"
He rubbed the back of his neck.
"By age five, surprises became survival instincts. By six, I just followed him around with bandages."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Inko Midoriya – Mother, Two-Time Champion]
Inko had a kind face. The kind that had survived things.
"He was... spirited. Very curious. Very creative."
Beat.
"Once he filled the bathtub with soda because he said it 'might tingle his Quirk awake.' We didn't have a working bathroom for three days."
"But he was also kind. Protective. He once punched a boy twice his size for calling Izuku weak."
"Then got punched into a trash can."
She sighed, smiling warmly despite the bags under her eyes.
"I raised two sons. Izuku cried when the world hurt. Ryuu laughed, then bit back. I love them both so much."
Beat.
"But one of them owes me a new couch."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Miss Kanda – Kindergarten Teacher, Now Retired]
She looked directly into the camera like she'd been waiting for years to say this.
"He convinced four other children to stage a coup against naptime."
"They built a pillow fort with tactical chokepoints. It took three teachers and a janitor to dismantle it."
She leaned closer, whispering.
"And he only cried once. When we said we were out of juice boxes."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Daisuke – Elementary School Friend, Still Startled]
"He was the only kid who got detention before school started."
"Walked into class with goggles, a stick, and yelled, 'Science waits for no bell!'"
"I still have the scar from the jet-powered scooter incident."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ms. Arai – Middle School Math Teacher]
She wore a distant stare. Trauma? Maybe. Math trauma.
"He answered a test with a single sentence: 'This is a prison of numbers.'"
"It wasn't even wrong. He got partial credit."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Katsuki Bakugo – Childhood Rival, Perpetually Done]
"He was a loser. Always messing around. No Quirk. No sense. Just noise."
"Thought he could keep up with me? Tch. Bastard once tried to suplex a vending machine. For 'training.'"
"One time, he taped fireworks to a stick and called it a 'wand.' Almost burned the park down."
Pause. Beat.
"...Still kicked that bully's ass in third grade when they messed with Deku. And mine too occasionally."
Another beat. Quieter.
"Stupid idiot. Got a bloody nose and said it made him look cool."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Nurse Yamada – Public School Infirmary Legend]
She had a stack of Ryuu's old injury slips.
"We had a folder. A literal Ryuu File."
"Head trauma. Bruised ribs. Mild electrocution. 'Accidental lawnmower duel.' You name it."
"He always came in grinning. Called it 'progress.' I called it Thursday."
[B-ROLL – FLASHBACK, MIDDLE SCHOOL]
Ryuu in middle school, sprinting down a hallway in goggles and a scarf yelling "TESTING STAGE THREE!"
Ryuu arguing with Nurse Yamada, saying 'Concussions build character!'
Young Bakugo chasing him with a slipper
Inko trying to drag him out from under the kitchen table with a wooden spoon in one hand and a tired prayer in her eyes
A blurry camcorder shot of Ryuu trying to bench press a backpack full of encyclopedias
Izuku filming, whispering, "He's gonna drop it."
A loud thud. Then: "Told you."
This wasn't a normal childhood.
It was an origin story no one asked for.
But the footage told a consistent truth:
Ryuu had always been like this.
And somehow... people still loved him for it.
(U.A. Year 1, Month 1)
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ochako Uraraka – Eyewitness, Still Recovering]
"He proposed to me during trauma."
Beat.
"Like. Immediately after. We almost died in the entrance exam, and he said, 'How about you become my girlfriend?... maybe kiss sometimes.'"
She covers her face.
"I ran. Full sprint."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tsuyu Asui – Entrance Exam Partner, Aquarium Loyalist]
"He was talking to a killer robot like it owed him money."
"Said something about being a 'nobody' and then punched it in the face."
"He also asked me on a date right after the rankings came out. Ribbit. I said yes."
Beat.
"I think that means I'm part of a schedule now."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Brother, Crisis Manager]
"He figured out what Quirk I had before I even said anything. He just... looked at me. Said, 'You've gotta be kidding me,' and walked away."
"I was terrified. I still don't know how he knew."
"He has this weird sixth sense for danger. And then he makes fun of you for it."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Present Mic – Voice Hero, Midoriya Incident #004]
"Kid tanked the zero-pointer, yelled something about 'going down swinging,' and then flipped off the robot after the exam ended."
"Respect."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Recovery Girl – School Nurse, Resigned]
"He treats the infirmary like a hotel lounge."
"He flirts when he's concussed. He jokes when he's bleeding. He once called my healing kiss 'foreplay with side effects.'"
Beat.
"I considered retirement."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Minoru Mineta – Pervert, Irrelevant]
"He called me a 'pervert with no market value.' That's bullying, right?"
"...Right?"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tenya Iida – Class Rep, Official Apologist]
"He disrespects structure. But he's... strangely loyal to the class."
"When Midoriya was injured, Ryuu was the first to yell at him and bring him snacks."
"It's deeply contradictory. And emotionally exhausting."
[B-ROLL – U.A. Surveillance Footage, Classroom Week 1]
Ryuu spinning his metal bat like a fidget toy while Aizawa lectures
Sleeping facedown on his desk with Sharpie messages written on his back: "DO NOT FEED"
A sticky note on the classroom fridge: "If this explodes, it was probably Ryuu"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Class 1-A Group Interview – "That Day" Discussion]
Mina, whispering dramatically:
"He tanked a zero-pointer. Ran out of stamina. Flirted. Passed out. Woke up and flirted again."
Jiro, nodding:
"It's like shame doesn't exist in his brain."
Todoroki (off-camera):
"...That explains the hallway dents."
(U.A. Year 1, Week 1–2)
Scene 1: Aizawa's First Test – "Expel Him."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa Shouta – Homeroom Teacher, Already Done]
"I told them someone would get expelled. It was a lie. Ryuu knew immediately."
"Told me to 'roll for deception' like we were in a tabletop campaign. Then mid the ball throw."
"He didn't ask if he was safe. He asked if he could go back to flirting."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Katsuki Bakugo – Still Mad, Always Mad]
"Tch. He broke the damn speed meter. Then said, 'My legs were holding back.'"
Beat.
"I should've blown up his shoes."
[B-ROLL: PHYSICAL EXAM FOOTAGE]
Ryuu sprinting with "Quirk" active while yelling "Let me cook!"
Him catching the softball and whispering, "This orb holds secrets."
Kaminari losing it laughing, immediately followed by Iida facepalming
Scene 2: First Boy Group Interactions – The Changing Room Chronicles
Location: U.A. Boys' Changing Room – Pre-Aizawa's Test
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Brother, Spiritually Crushed]
"We walked in and I was still tying my shoes—then he just said it. No warning. 'We're stepbrothers, and no, he doesn't get stuck in the washing machine.'"
He closes his eyes.
"There were others in the room."
"There was me in the room."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Eijiro Kirishima – First Target, Unexpectedly Impressed]
"He called if I challenge a tank to a fistfight. I thought I was being roasted."
Pause. Shrugs.
"But honestly? It kinda hyped me up."
"It was the weirdest welcome I've ever gotten. But... we laughed. Even Bakugo glared a little less."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Fumikage Tokoyami – Gothic Strategist, Not Surprised]
"He looked at Dark Shadow. Then at me. Then said I probably write poetry about his death."
Beat.
"...He wasn't wrong."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Rikido Sato – Sweet Tooth, Mildly Startled]
"He asked if my Quirk made me the 'muscle-bound Willy Wonka.' I laughed."
"And then he explained it."
"He's got jokes, yeah—but he was also cataloging all our strengths in real time."
"It wasn't just chaos. It was strategy. Wrapped in nonsense."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mezo Shoji – Dupli-Armed Witness, Lowkey Concerned]
"He said I'd be great at ventriloquism."
Pauses. Looks off camera.
"...I still don't know if that was a compliment."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mashirao Ojiro – Tail Guy, Immediately on Guard]
"He said if he had a tail, he'd sweep legs all the time."
Flat tone.
"That's not hypothetical. That's a threat."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Iida Tenya – Student Representative, Morally Shaken]
"He called me Mr. Business Casual before I even introduced myself."
"Then challenged my schedule. And my tie."
Pushes glasses up.
"...I hadn't even spoken yet."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Minoru Mineta – Immediate Regret]
"He said I looked like a dried grape."
"Then implied my balls helped with women."
Voice cracks.
"I think it was sarcasm. But what if it wasn't?"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Katsuki Bakugo – Explosive, Provoked Instantly]
"He said I explode my dick when I jack off."
"IN FRONT OF EVERYONE."
Leans forward.
"I swear on my mother, I will find where he sleeps and burn it."
[B-ROLL – CLASSROOM SECURITY FOOTAGE]
Sero doubled over laughing so hard he nearly fell out of his chair.
Iida had both hands on his temples, whispering what sounded like a prayer.
Tokoyami was covered in Dark Shadow, shaking.
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa Shouta – Tired Already, Unmoved]
"He said some of them were discussing the 'explosive properties of personal habits.'"
Blank stare.
"I didn't ask. I just moved on."
[B-ROLL – HPSC Footage: CHANGING ROOM, CAM 7A]
Bakugo pacing like a rabid lion while the rest of the boys try not to laugh
Shoji holding his mask in front of his face to hide a grin
Iida trying to bring order while Ryuu calls him "a man who irons his soul every morning"
The moment Bakugo throws a shirt at the wall and storms out after the "Hand Sweat" line
Sero cackling in the background, whispering: "Wait, do explosions hurt if—"
Todoroki blinking. Then calmly saying: "I didn't expect a masturbation debate today."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Shoto Todoroki – Emotional Firewall, Processing]
"He asked Bakugo if his... personal habits detonated."
Beat.
"...I participated in that conversation."
Long pause.
"I don't know who I am anymore."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Sero Hanta – Tape Gremlin, Still Laughing]
"Bro, it was horrible. But like, in a team-building way."
"Bakugo rage-quit. Mineta shriveled. We survived."
"It was the most alive I've felt in a locker room."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Kirishima – Follow-up Clip, Real Talk]
"He roasted everyone, but man... it made us feel like a squad."
"Even Bakugo getting flamed felt right. Like, that's our balance now."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa – Final Note]
"I called him a thug. It was supposed to be a dig."
"He turned it into a badge of honor."
Exhales.
"This class is going to give me a migraine."
(U.A. Year 1, Week 2 – Ball Throws & Ballads)
Scene 1: Physical Test Fallout – Victory by 0.02 Seconds
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Katsuki Bakugo – Second Place, Psychologically Compromised]
"Four point one one seconds. No explosions. No gear. No Quirk."
He exhales, shaking with barely contained rage.
"I'm going to find his running shoes and detonate them."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Brother, Secretly in Awe]
"He beat Bakugo. And he didn't even gloat."
"He just turned around, smirked, and said 'Relax, Boom Boom. It's not a competition.'"
He rubs his face.
"It absolutely was."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Eijiro Kirishima – Bro Code Activated]
"He roasted Bakugo and ran faster than him. That's, like, a war crime."
"But I'm not gonna lie… it was manly as hell."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa Shouta – Still Tired, Now Impressed]
"He's holding back."
"No one moves like that without training. His Quirk makes him cocky, but he's calculating everything."
Sips coffee.
"I'm watching him."
Scene 2: Ryuu Enters the Girl Group Chat
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ochako Uraraka – Not Ready for This Energy]
"He walked up and said, 'It is I, Ryuu Midoriya, the charming classmate you all have been blessed with.'"
Looks directly at the camera.
"Who talks like that?"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mina Ashido – Intrigued, Alarmed, Maybe Both]
"He called our group a 'sausage fest escape plan.' I nearly died."
Grinning.
"But like… he's got a point."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tsuyu Asui – Quietly Judging the Chaos]
"He flirts like it's a Quirk. Constant, unchecked. But somehow... it never feels mean."
Pauses.
"Just weird. Ribbit."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Trying Not to Malfunction]
"I didn't know how to respond when he called confidence 'knowing the truth early.'"
"But then… I realized he meant it."
Softly.
"He really believes in himself."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Jiro Kyoka – Emotionally Unconvinced, Vocally Impressed]
"I said nothing. I judged silently. And then he sang."
Staring daggers.
"He sang Elvis."
"And he nailed it."
Beat.
"Damn it."
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Scene 3: Karaoke Day– Midoriya's Mic Drop
[B-ROLL –Karaoke Room- Mall]
Ryuu kicking Mineta out of the song queue with the threat of replacing his lunch with glue
Kaminari beatboxing in the corner while Ryuu scrolls the mic playlist
Jiro staring in disbelief as Ryuu confidently selects "Can't Help Falling in Love"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Denki Kaminari – Eternal Hype Man]
"He walked up, said 'This one's for the ladies,' and the room actually shut up."
"Then he hit that opening note and everyone felt something."
Waves hand.
"Not me though. I'm immune. Totally."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ochako Uraraka – Confused and Maybe a Little Flustered]
"I don't even like Elvis. I don't know why my heart did that."
"He sang like… like he meant it."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mina Ashido – Dazed Post-Karaoke Victim]
"Bro. I don't know what's happening. I think I'm developing a crush."
Pause. Horrified.
"I think we all are."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Katsuki Bakugo – Lost the Battle, Plotting the War]
"I clapped once. By accident."
Snarling.
"He dies tomorrow."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Proud, Conflicted]
"I always knew Ryuu was… intense."
"But watching the class laugh, vibe, and actually respect him?"
Small smile.
"He earned it. Every second."
(U.A. Year 1, Week 2 – Class President & Press)
Scene 1: The Class President Results Are In
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tenya Iida – Aspirant Leader, Crushed Inside]
"I had a platform. I had a plan. PowerPoint slides. Budget forecasts."
Takes a steadying breath.
"And then Ryuu said: 'We are chaos.' And everyone clapped."
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[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Katsuki Bakugo – Number Two, Unwillingly]
"They voted for him. That smug bastard. President Assclown."
Low growl.
"I'll show them chaos. I'll show them all."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Brother, Unprepared for This Outcome]
"He didn't even campaign."
"He just told people Me or Iida.'"
Pause.
"It worked."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Co-President, Mildly Resigned]
"Landslide. Me second. Which means I'm Vice President."
Exasperated sigh.
"He said I'm 'the brains' and he's 'the menace with the megaphone.' I didn't agree. But I didn't object fast enough."
Scene 2: Lunchroom: The Coup Begins
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mina Ashido – Instigator, Proud Voter]
"We wanted to call him 'Captain Chaos' or something edgy like 'Void King.'"
"But then someone—I won't say who—suggested 'Shove It Up Your Ass.'"
Smirks.
"And the whole table said yes."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Denki Kaminari – Agent of Democracy (Barely)]
"He gave us power. We gave him the worst name imaginable."
"It's called balance."
Scene 3: The Great Hero Name War – Nickname Retaliation
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Eijiro Kirishima – Rock-For-Brains]
"He called me 'Rock-For-Brains.' I laughed."
Grinning.
"Bro energy survives everything."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Wikipedia]
"I've studied for years to build a reputation of intellectual integrity."
"Now I am... Wikipedia."
Sips tea aggressively.
"I deserve this. I voted yes."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Sero Hanta – Discount Spider-Man]
"I expected worse, honestly."
"But then he said 'with all the style and none of the lawsuits.' So I kinda liked it."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Minoru Mineta – Pervert, Permanently]
"I was hoping for something cool. Like Darkmaster."
Pause. Beat.
"He called me 'Pervert.'"
Looks down.
"...It's accurate."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Bakugo Katsuki – Boom Boom Bitch]
Rage levels immeasurable.
"He says that again and I'll detonate his soul."
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Scene 4: And Then the Press Breached the Gates
[B-ROLL – OUTSIDE U.A. GATES, PRESS SWARMING]
Students frozen like deer
Izuku visibly hyperventilating
Ryuu grabs a megaphone from nowhere
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Ryuu Midoriya – Now a Dictator With a Megaphone]
"OI, DUMBASSES, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"This isn't a farm. You are not pigeons. We are not flapping!"
"We are U.A. Students! NOT BRAIN-DEAD VERMIN!"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Yaoyorozu – Wikipedia, Still Processing]
"He stabilized the group. With insults."
Beat.
"I hate that it worked."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Denki Kaminari – Megaphone Survivor]
"Bro called us vermin and we listened. I want to be mad but… I also got back to my food."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Shaken, Impressed]
"He called the press 'mindless parasites' and everyone clapped."
Softly.
"I think he was born to lead."
Scene 5: Back Inside, Order Restored… Sort Of
[B-ROLL – CAFETERIA POST-CHAOS]
Class seated, low chatter
Steaks distributed
Ryuu clinking a fork on a glass like a smug wedding MC
Segment Title: "USJ: United States of Judgment"
(U.A. Year 1 – Post-Villain Attack Debrief)
Scene 1: Infirmary – Aftermath and Ashes
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Recovery Girl – Trauma Processing Technician]
"He walked in with half his jacket missing, burns on his ribs, and blood in his teeth."
Sighs.
"And his first words were: 'You should see the other guy.'"
"I've seen the other guy. He needs therapy."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Brother, Guilt-ridden]
"I wasn't there. I mean… I was, but I didn't see what he did. Just the aftermath."
"He saved Kaminari. He got Iida moving. He told Bakugo to run."
Voice low.
"But no one saved him. He saved us."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Denki Kaminari – Alive Thanks to Bat Physics]
"One second I was choking on mist, the next—bam—Ryuu had my collar and we were sprinting."
Laughs weakly.
"I think I peed a little. Don't tell anyone."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tenya Iida – Strategist in Training, Still Processing]
"He told me to run."
"No, not told. Ordered. Said it like it was the only thing I could do."
Voice tight.
"I hated him for that. Until I realized he was right."
Scene 2: Aizawa Recovers. And Reflects.
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Shouta Aizawa – Stitched Up, Wide Awake]
"He broke formation. Ignored orders. Charged blind."
Pauses.
"...I would've done the same thing."
"When I was down—Nomu above me—Ryuu threw things. Screamed. Distracted them."
Softly.
"He bought me five seconds. That was enough."
Scene 3: Classroom Debrief – Silence and Scars
[B-ROLL – Classroom 1-A, Post-USJ. Desks scraped. Students quiet.]
Kaminari tapping his fingers without rhythm
Jiro glancing at Ryuu's empty seat
Bakugo sitting still, jaw clenched
Yaoyorozu staring at her notes, not reading them
Todoroki's eyes on the door, waiting
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Strategist, Processing Quietly]
"He didn't come back with a speech."
"Just walked in. Sat down. Same grin. Same stupid bat."
But her voice softens.
"But his eyes weren't the same."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mina Ashido – Still Smiling]
"I joked, you know? Said he probably flirted with a Nomu."
"He laughed. But he didn't say no."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Shoto Todoroki – Watchful, Reserved]
"He didn't have to stay."
"He could've run like the others. But he chose to stall a monster."
"...I respect that."
Scene 3: "He Said WHAT to Shigaraki?!" – The Classroom Debrief Nobody Was Ready For
[B-ROLL – CLASSROOM 1-A: Mid-lunch period. Everyone's huddled around Kaminari's phone like it's holy scripture.]
Todoroki is blinking in what may be confusion or respect
Mina is physically vibrating
Momo has her face buried in her hands
Mineta looks like he's witnessing God and sin at once
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Denki Kaminari – Witness to Verbal Carnage]
"He said—he said—'Do you jerk off with your dad's hand?'"
Wheezing.
"And then KEPT GOING. Like that wasn't the final boss insult!"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mina Ashido – Shook to Her Core]
"He called him Crusty McChoke-Yourself. I—bro—what does that even mean?!"
Slaps table.
"Why does it hurt so good?!"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Izuku Midoriya – Watching His Brother Become a War Crime]
"He broke him. I'm not even exaggerating—he broke Shigaraki. Like, mind shattered, soul disassembled."
Nervous laugh.
"At one point, I think Shigaraki forgot how to blink."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Jiro Kyoka – Musician, Now Believes in Verbal Combat]
"He said 'You gonna take off Daddy's hand before you swing?'"
Looks at camera.
"That man needs to be locked up. Or crowned."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Shoto Todoroki – Not Used to Emotion, But Feels This Deeply]
"He asked if Kurogiri eats by dumping food into a portal."
Long pause.
"That's… actually a valid question."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Momo Yaoyorozu – Technically Appalled, Emotionally Invested]
"He used the phrase 'incest-masturbate.' I nearly dropped my tea."
Deadpan.
"And now I can't drink without hearing it."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mezo Shoji – Usually Calm, Today Shaken]
"Shigaraki disintegrates buildings with a touch."
"Ryuu disintegrated his psyche with a sentence."
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[B-ROLL – REPLAYING THE FINAL LINE: "Make sure Kurogiri cleans that hand on your face from spunk…"]
Denki drops the phone.
Mina screams.
Momo walks out of frame muttering "Nope."
Todoroki exhales through his nose, almost impressed.
Jiro: "That's it. I'm retiring from words."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa Shouta – Officially Out of Coping Mechanisms]
"They're calling him 'The Bat with a Mouth' in group chat."
Long sigh.
"I don't care what his stats say. That boy's real Quirk is verbal dismemberment."
[TITLE CARD: FOOTAGE CLASSIFIED – HPSC INTERVENTION PENDING]
[Subtext:]
"Subject Midoriya (Ryuu) demonstrates high verbal lethality. Recommend Class 1-A receive mandatory therapy—or at minimum, a language filter."
Segment Title: "Post-Traumatic Popularity"
(U.A. Year 1, Week 4 – After USJ)
Scene 1: Hallway Blockade – Welcome to the Court of Opinions
[B-ROLL – U.A. Main Hall, near Class 1-A's Room]
Students from Support Course, Business Course, General Studies, and 1-B form a wall outside the classroom
Arms crossed, smug expressions, one guy with a clipboard for some reason
Monoma in front, posture set to "confrontation"
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Hiyori Kato – General Studies, Diplomat]
"We just wanted to talk. You know? Keep them humble."
Smiles nervously.
"We didn't expect... him."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Neito Monoma – Class 1-B, Main Provoker]
"Oh, we heard all about their little 'trauma field trip.' Real villains, real fights, blah blah blah."
Scoffs.
"Bet half of them pissed themselves and the other half are milking it for fame."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mei Hatsume – Support Course, Grease-Covered and Intrigued]
"Honestly, I just wanted to scan the bat. That thing's seen some shit."
Scene 2: Class 1-A Door Opens
The door swings open.
Ryuu walks out. Eyes bloodshot. Bruises under one. Jacket half-zipped.
He doesn't even blink at the blockade.
Ryuu:
"I'm gonna give you all five seconds to get out of my sight…"
Steps forward slowly. His voice drops.
"…before I repaint this hallway with the contents of your lower intestines, mold your femurs into an interpretive art piece called 'Mistake,' and hand-deliver your remaining IQ points to Principal Nezu in a biohazard bag."
Pause. Tilts his head.
"And that's the polite version."
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Scene 3: The Fallout – Sudden and Total
[B-ROLL – Multiple camera angles of students immediately backing up.
One General Studies kid drops his phone and doesn't pick it up.
Hatsume salutes unironically.
Monoma makes a "I need an adult" face.
Tetsutetsu straight up turns around and walks away muttering, "Nope. No. Not today."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tetsutetsu – Class 1-B, Steel Spine, Melted Ego]
"I've been hit by a forklift before. That was less threatening."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Neito Monoma – Currently Recalculating Life Choices]
"I said one thing. One. And now I see that man in my nightmares. Drenched in sarcasm and trauma."
Voice cracking.
"I think I weeped a little."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Mei Hatsume – Absolutely Turned On by Threats]
"I don't care what he said. I still want to scan the bat."
She grins.
"Preferably while it's mid-swing."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Tokoyami (overhearing) – Local Goth, Distantly Proud]
"He threatened them with poetic violence."
Nods.
"Respect."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Kaminari – Resident Shock Sponge, Laughing Too Hard]
"He said he'd mold someone's femur into art."
"That's not even a threat. That's a declaration of intent."
[B-ROLL – Class 1-A behind the door, eavesdropping. Mina clutches her chest from laughing. Momo sighs and mumbles 'I told them not to provoke him.' Bakugo? Smirking. Just a little.]
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Aizawa Shouta – Watching Security Footage, Numb]
"This is why we don't let him handle PR."
Pause.
"But… we also don't have to worry about inter-class harassment anymore."
[CAMERA ON]
[LOWER THIRD: Principal Nezu – Documentary Survivor]
"This was a controlled experiment. The results were... inconclusive."
[TITLE CARD: Slide Deck – "Operational Consequences of Letting Ryuu Speak"]
[SLIDE 1: Increased Student Morale]
[SLIDE 2: Decline in Faculty Mental Stability]
[SLIDE 3: Language Filter Protocols – Pending Approval]
[Nezu, sipping tea]
"…I'm proud. But also deeply concerned."
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Hey everyone!
Normally, my Patreon Exclusives stay, well, exclusive.
But these few chapters are a special exception — I'm releasing them here on free platforms too. Why? Because they're a mockumentary recap of everything that's happened so far — a chaotic, in-character summary from Ryuu and the gang themselves.
How my Patreon Exclusives usually work:-They're bonus side-stories, alternate universes, dream sequences, and absurd "what ifs."-They're normally available only on my Patreon (unless announced like this one).- They're written with full creative freedom — expect crazier setups, deeper character moments, and a lot of chaos.
I'm constantly cooking up even more crazy exclusives over there — secret arcs, multiverse crossovers, emotional specials, and pure meme disasters.(But don't worry — the main story will always continue for free.)
TL;DR:- They cover everything from Chapter 1 to Chapter 80.- They are split into three parts to avoid spoilers.- I'll upload them gradually, so you can enjoy each part without having the entire story spoiled at once.