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Chapter 163 - Chapter 164: Our slogan is to punch Fleet Admiral Sengoku and the three admirals, and kick the Five Elders.

Under Su Xiaoqi's arrangement, the Straw Hat crew, except for Nami and Robin, had already started fighting their respective opponents.

Su Xiaoqi dodged a finger stabbing at him from the side, and smiled, "I'm not interested in fighting a woman like you who wears erotic clothes. Your opponent is our captain."

"You rude person."

As Kalifa spoke, she raised her leg and kicked fiercely at Su Xiaoqi.

"Your leg is raised too high, I can see your black panties inside."

Kalifa stopped her attack, pushed her glasses, and looked at Su Xiaoqi with a serious face, "This is sexual harassment."

Su Xiaoqi found it funny, "You're the one who's dressed so revealingly for me to see, so it's my fault?"

"Who wears a short skirt and black fishnet stockings like you when fighting, and insists on using kicking techniques on me?"

"If you really want to talk about it, you are sexually harassing me. I can go to the World Government to accuse you of indecent behavior."

Kalifa was stunned in place. This was the first time she had encountered someone saying this to her. When her eyes swept to Robin on the side, she suddenly pointed at her and said:

"Your partner, Nico Robin, is also dressed like this. Her behavior is equally indecent."

Hearing this, Su Xiaoqi was stunned, Robin was dumbfounded, and even Nami, who was still sad, was stunned.

Seeing this, Kalifa pushed her glasses and continued, "My style of dressing is learned from her, so it's all Nico Robin's fault."

Good heavens, Su Xiaoqi exclaimed good heavens, this Kalifa is really a logical genius, she can even think of this.

But I have to say, Robin's current black dress with knee-high black stockings is really similar to Kalifa's in some ways.

Just then, a bolt of lightning suddenly fell in front of Kalifa.

"You shameless woman, you dare to seduce my husband in public, I'm going to tie you up and parade you through the streets."

Kalifa's heart was speechless. I just wore my favorite clothes, do you all have to be like this?

However, before Lu Linglong could launch an attack on Kalifa, Nami appeared in front of her with a whoosh, "Lu Linglong, I'll tie you up and parade you through the streets first."

Lu Linglong pointed behind Nami and shouted, "San San, what are you doing?"

"Huh?" When Nami turned her head to look behind her, she didn't see Kurumi Tokisaki at all.

Realizing that she had been tricked, Nami turned her head again, and there was no one but Kalifa in front of her.

The next second, Su Xiaoqi and Lu Linglong's voices came from above her head.

"Nami, Linglong, Robin and I are going to the Bridge of Hesitation first, remember to tell everyone to gather there."

"Nami, teach that perverted woman a good lesson for me, thank you."

Nami looked up at Robin, who was being held in Lu Linglong's arms, and said, "Robin, if you come to my side now, I can forgive you for what happened this time."

Robin smiled and said, "Captain, I'm being kidnapped by Linglong now."

"Okay, okay, Robin, you're very good." Nami gritted her teeth and roared at the sky, "You all wait for me."

Nami, who had a belly full of anger and nowhere to vent, turned her head to look at Kalifa and said, "It might be a little painful later, blame those bastards."

On the other side, when Su Xiaoqi and the three women arrived at the Bridge of Hesitation, the guards here had already been devoured by Kurumi Tokisaki.

"Yu-chan, are you having fun?"

Looking at Eucliwood Hellscythe in front of him, Su Xiaoqi suddenly thought of his apprentice, Shirone Toujou. These two lolis with silver-white hair really look a bit similar at first glance.

Eucliwood Hellscythe took out a pen and wrote in a booklet, "Happy."

"It's good that you're happy." Su Xiaoqi smiled and looked at everyone, "Then let's hang that thing up first."

"Eh?" Hearing this, Robin exclaimed and asked curiously, "What is that thing? Was there this part in our previous plan?"

Su Xiaoqi smiled and said, "There wasn't before, but who told that idiot Spandam to press the Buster Call button? Anyway, our captain has completely offended the World Government now, so it doesn't matter if we add the Navy."

"As for what that thing is, you'll know in a while."

Robin chuckled, "Our navigator is really unlucky to meet you."

Su Xiaoqi let the other three women go to prepare, then looked at Robin and said, "Robin, I think your bounty is a bit low, do you want to..."

Robin quickly interrupted him, "Speak, what do you want me to help you with this time?"

"I just like talking to smart people like you." Su Xiaoqi smiled, "I have a very important task to give you."

"After this time, Nami will definitely be very wary of us, so I hope you can bring Kaya and Tashigi, these two honest people, into our group after you go back."

"I need the two of them to be my inside agents for the Sabaody Archipelago plan next time."

Speaking of this, Su Xiaoqi leaned close to Robin's ear and whispered, "Do you think it would be fun if we let Nami enter the New World as a Yonko?"

Hearing this, Robin's eyes widened. She could guess that the favor Su Xiaoqi asked her to help with must be related to tricking Nami, but she didn't expect the other party to play it so big next time.

Just today, Nami was almost driven crazy by what happened on Enies Lobby. If she were to become a Yonko, Nami would probably be so angry that she would die on the spot.

Coming back to her senses, Robin looked at Su Xiaoqi and said, "This matter is a bit difficult. After you people leave, Nami will be constantly wary of me."

Su Xiaoqi thought for a moment and said, "I will let Vivi give you cover. Only you are the most suitable candidate for this matter, after all, you are more professional in this area."

Robin rolled her eyes at him, "I'll try my best."

Su Xiaoqi smiled, "Then I'll leave it to you, Robin-chan."

"Also, I think what Khalifa said before wasn't without reason. This outfit of yours really needs to be changed; it's too revealing."

Robin smiled and said, "Thank you for your reminder, Mr. Saiyan."

After Lu Linglong and the others had decorated the place, Su Xiaoqi looked at the huge poster hanging high up and nodded in satisfaction.

Robin, standing to the side, twitched at the corners of her eyes as she looked at Nami's portrait and the words printed on it.

"Let's go help the Marines open the Gates of Justice."

Lu Linglong asked in confusion, "Why not just blast it open with a Kamehameha? It would be so much easier."

Tokisaki Kurumi sighed and said, "Linglong, if those Marines are behind the Gates of Justice right now, wouldn't Darling's Kamehameha wipe them all out?"

Eucliwood, holding up her notepad, wrote, "Then no one will watch."

"Oh, right." Lu Linglong nodded, then looked at Tokisaki Kurumi the next second and said, "Sansa, were you secretly calling me stupid again in your heart?"

Tokisaki Kurumi smiled and said, "Ara, you noticed that? It seems you're quite self-aware about certain things."

"You little devil Sansa, see how I deal with you."

Not long after Su Xiaoqi opened the Gates of Justice, ten Marine warships passed through them and entered Enies Lobby.

Almost at the same time, the lookouts on each warship reported what they saw to the five Vice Admirals participating in the Buster Call.

"Reporting, Vice Admiral, there's a huge photo hanging on the Bridge of Hesitation ahead. After verification, the person in the photo is confirmed to be Nami, the captain of the Odd Jobs Pirates."

"And there are three rows of words on her photo, on the left, right, and above."

After hesitating for a moment, the lookouts, urged by the five Vice Admirals, loudly read out the words.

"On the left, it says, 'Beats the Navy's Fleet Admiral Sengoku and the Three Admirals with her fists.'"

"On the right, it says, 'Kicks the World Government's Five Elders with her feet.'"

"In the middle, it says, 'Only I, Nami of the Odd Jobs, am supreme.'"

The five Vice Admirals were instantly enraged upon hearing these three sentences, and they ordered all ten warships to aim their cannons at the photo and fire.

However, before the Marines could fire their cannons, one of their warships was struck by something resembling a cannonball and instantly blown to smithereens.

This sudden change of events shocked the Marines on the other nine warships.

"To all Marine friends, thank you for making this trip. You can go back now, or else you will face total annihilation."

As Su Xiaoqi's voice fell, Lu Linglong shouted, "I am Lu Linglong of the Odd Jobs Pirates. You only gave me a bounty of 55 million. Are you looking down on me? After you go back this time, raise it to 500 million."

"Ara, I should join in too." Tokisaki Kurumi smiled, looking down below and saying:

"I am Tokisaki Kurumi of the Odd Jobs Pirates. I don't have a bounty right now. After you go back this time, just give me 500 million and 1000 Beli. As for the photo, you can take it now. Remember to make me look pretty."

"Sansa, you're too cunning." Lu Linglong pouted, then looked down again and said, "What I said just now doesn't count. My bounty must be 600 million Beli, or I'll strike you all dead with lightning right now."

Su Xiaoqi looked at Eucliwood in her arms and said, "Do you want to get one too for fun?"

Eucliwood nodded and held up the notepad in her hand, "All three of us, 500 million."

"Okay." Su Xiaoqi smiled, looking down and saying, "To all Marine friends, the girl in my arms is called Eucliwood. Please give her a bounty of 500 million. The other two are also 500 million each."

"As for myself, I personally prefer the number '7', so please give me 777.77 million Beli."

"Of course, compared to us members of the Odd Jobs Pirates, the most important thing is our captain's bounty. My personal suggestion is to set it at 1.5 billion, after all, you've all seen the three sentences above."

"Ice Partisan."

Just then, an ice bird flew past Su Xiaoqi, followed by a lazy voice from the surface of the sea.

"I say, little brother up there, is it really appropriate for a pirate to tell us Marines what to do?"

"This place isn't too far from Impel Down. I wonder if you're interested in taking a seat there?"

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