"Come, come, everyone, Big Brother is gracing us with his presence here today because of my face, let's all raise a glass to him first."
"Zhang Chulan, can you have some shame? What does this have to do with you?"
"That's right, that's right, you get out of the way, we'll toast the Big Boss ourselves."
"Big Boss, thank you for gracing us with your presence, we'll all toast you together."
Su Xiaoqi picked up his glass and smiled, "What Big Boss this and Big Boss that, just call me by my name in the future. I'm just an ordinary person like you."
"Zhang Chulan, did you see that? That's the Big Boss's stature."
"Nothing more to say, bottoms up."
"Cheers."
The boys' side was very lively under Zhang Chulan's lead, and the girls' side was also equally lively at this time, but all the topics revolved around Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua.
"Linglong, Hua'er, quickly tell us, which of you two is the Big Wife, and who is the Little Wife?"
"I think it's Linglong, the Big Boss is too good to her, he directly made a bold statement to let her take first place in this Luo Tian Dajiao."
"I think Hua'er is more like it, the Big Boss killed Hu Jie in front of everyone for her, that was so handsome, I was so excited when I saw it."
"You pervert, get out of here, no one cares whether you're excited or not, we only care about who is the Big Wife between these two."
Lu Linglong, looking at these people who were creating a commotion, pulled Zhu Zhuqing in front of everyone and introduced her, "This is Su Xiaoqi's wife, Hua'er and I are just friends with him."
"Ah?"
The people who heard this all turned their eyes to Zhu Zhuqing, where did this one come from?
Lu Linglong, seeing everyone's disbelieving expressions, continued to explain, "Hua'er and I are really just friends with him, don't continue to talk nonsense here, otherwise Zhuqing will be angry."
Zhu Zhuqing looked at Lu Linglong amusedly, "Am I such a petty person?"
Shizaki Kurumi nodded, saying, "Yes, I am such a petty person, these past two days you haven't given me a single chance to get close to Darling."
"Another one?"
Everyone was shocked and turned their gaze back to Kurumi Tokisaki.
Just then, someone suddenly said, "I get it now. Actually, all of you are the boss's wives, but only one can be announced to the public. That's right, it must be like that."
This 'wise guy's' statement was unanimously approved by everyone else present. After all, polygamy is not allowed in this world.
Looking at these people whose thoughts were becoming more and more distorted, Lu Linglong simply gave up. Let them think whatever they want.
Before long, Sakata Gintoki and Fuu Sayan also arrived. As for what they were doing before, everyone knew perfectly well.
With Sakata Gintoki's arrival, the atmosphere here instantly became more lively, and more and more alcohol was consumed.
But when it comes to drinking, you have to look at Feng Baobao. She took two bottles of baijiu and came to Sakata Gintoki and said calmly, "What's the point of pretending with them? Drink this with me."
"Gintoki, go for it! We support you."
"That's right, are you really scared of a woman?"
Faced with the crowd's jeering, Sakata Gintoki steeled himself and took the bottle, saying, "Come on, Gintoki will never back down when it comes to drinking."
"Oh..."
Feng Baobao nodded lightly, then took out a straw, inserted it into the bottle, and finished one bottle in one breath, looking at him and saying, "It's your turn."
"Baobao-jie is awesome!"
A slightly drunk Zhang Chulan shouted, then looked at Sakata Gintoki, who was shaking slightly, and teased, "Gintoki, are you scared?"
"But it doesn't matter. If you're really scared, I, Zhang Chulan, will drink this wine for you."
"What a joke, how could Gintoki be scared? Gintoki was just letting his prostate prepare itself."
After Sakata Gintoki finished speaking, he picked up the bottle and gulped it down.
"Gintoki is awesome."
"When it comes to drinking, I, Wang Er Gou, only admire you, Gintoki."
Faced with everyone's praise, Sakata Gintoki was completely carried away by the stimulation of alcohol, hooking Zhang Chulan's shoulder and saying, "Chulan, do you dare to compete with Gintoki? Whoever loses will have the other flick their little bird."
"Zhang Chulan, if you can still tolerate this, don't blame us for looking down on you in the future."
"Zhang Chulan, go for it! We support you in spirit."
"Zhang Chulan, Zhang Chulan."
"Everyone be quiet!" Zhang Chulan shouted, picked up the bottle, looked at Sakata Gintoki, and said, "I, Zhang Chulan, will flick your little bird to death today."
Sakata Gintoki angrily said, "Gintoki's is a big bird, you're the little bird. Don't talk nonsense with Gintoki here, drink!"
Su Xiaoqi silently watched all of this. He felt that there was a high probability that two people would be walking their birds tonight.
On the other side, Lu Linglong turned her head and looked at Fuu Sayan, saying, "Aren't you going to take care of your Gintoki?"
Fuu Sayan smiled and said, "It's okay, he just likes this kind of atmosphere. On the contrary, it's you two. Today is such a good opportunity, aren't you going to get your husband drunk and then do something?"
Hearing this, Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua's faces instantly turned red. Fuu Sayan smiled at the shy two, then looked at Zhu Zhuqing and said, "You won't be angry if I say that, right?"
"Of course not." Zhu Zhuqing smiled and shook her head.
Fuu Sayan nodded and continued, "You should know the saying 'Truth comes out after drinking,' right? Do you want to see what your husband will say after he gets drunk?"
Hearing this, Kurumi Tokisaki's eyes lit up, and she looked at Zhu Zhuqing and said, "Zhuqing, I think this is a great idea."
Zhu Zhuqing said unhappily, "Your thoughts are already written on your face."
Kurumi Tokisaki took her arm and pleased her, "Zhuqing, I just want to know Darling's true thoughts about me. Not only me, but Linglong and Hua'er must also have questions to ask Darling."
Zhu Zhuqing looked at Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua with a smile, and said, "You two want to too?"
Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua looked at each other, then nodded.
Zhu Zhuqing looked at the three women in front of her and said, "I don't object, but I won't help you either. If you have a way to get him drunk yourself, then go ahead and try."
Fuu Sayan smiled and said, "Leave this to me, I have a way."
Just as they were making some preparations, Zhang Chulan and Sakata Gintoki on the other side were already completely drunk.
"Gintoki, I, Zhang Chulan, have recognized you as my brother. It's no use even if Su Xiaoqi comes."
"Chulan, I, Gintoki, also feel very compatible with you. You don't have to worry about Xiaoqi, Gintoki will take care of him for you."
"Wuhu, from now on, Gintoki, you are my dear brother. I'm feeling a little constipated right now, wait for me to take care of it, and then we brothers will continue drinking."
"Chulan, look at your useless appearance, just take care of it here, wouldn't that be fine? Your big brother will do it with you, and by the way, let's compare whose range is farther."
"Okay, since big brother said so, then I, little brother, will do as you say."
So, under the gaze of everyone else here, Zhang Chulan unzipped his pants and began his moonlit bird walk.
Sakata Gintoki glanced at it and despised, "Chulan, your little caterpillar is no good, look at your big brother's."
Immediately afterwards, the second person to walk their bird under the moonlight also appeared.
Su Xiaoqi then booed, "Chulan, Gintoki, it's too dark here, we can't see clearly whose range is farther."
"Can't see clearly?" Zhang Chulan smiled disdainfully, mobilized the Qi in his body, and shouted loudly after using the Golden Light Charm, "Now let you see clearly, come on."
"Oh ~ ~ ~"
At this time, everyone was excited, only Zhang Lingyu had a dark face throughout, wishing he could beat this embarrassing thing to death on the spot.
Su Xiaoqi took advantage of this gap and hurriedly ran to Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua and said, "Linglong, Hua'er, hurry up and guard the chastity, this time it's double the happiness."
Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua shook their heads, and said at the same time, "We don't want to guard the chastity, we want to drink with you."
Fuu Sayan then brought a beer bottle and handed it to Su Xiaoqi, saying, "You drink with them first, I'll go and bring that idiot back."
After she finished speaking, she walked towards Sakata Gintoki while cursing, "Dead white hair, quickly put it away for me, otherwise don't even think about getting on my bed in the future."
Lu Linglong picked up the bottle and looked at Su Xiaoqi and said, "Thank you for your help this time, I'll toast you a cup, I'll do as I please, you finish it."
Immediately afterwards, Zhi Jinhua said, "I also want to thank you for your help, I'll also do as I please, you finish it."
Su Xiaoqi looked at the two women amusingly and said, "You two are really good at being slippery, okay, it's just a bottle of wine, I'll drink one with you."
However, Su Xiaoqi suddenly noticed something was wrong when he was halfway through drinking. There was something wrong with the wine that Fuu Sayan gave him.
Not long after, Su Xiaoqi felt his head spinning. After staggering a few steps, he looked at Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua and said, "What exactly did Feng Shayan give me to drink?"
Lu Linglong and Zhi Jinhua supported Su Xiaoqi on either side, laughing, "Of course, we gave you alcohol to drink. It's just that this bottle of beer was mixed with some baijiu and vodka."
"What the f***."
His alcohol tolerance was only a few bottles of beer, but what he just drank was even more of a 'Depth Charge' than an actual 'Depth Charge'. He couldn't handle it at all.
Tokisaki Kurumi looked at the dazed Su Xiaoqi and smiled, "Darling, do you even know who I am?"
Su Xiaoqi said unhappily, "I don't know shit. Zhuqing, hurry up and send me back to sleep."
Tokisaki Kurumi licked her lips and said, "Ara, that won't do. Next is our 'interrogation' of you. You have to answer us obediently, Darling~"
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