The most irritating thing, besides the slight twinge of pain and aches coming from my body and the quick on the fly reinforcements that I slightly bungled, was Issei's motor mouth. "Issei." He walked past the lip of the bench, ignoring me.
"And-and-and then you just, Set her on fire!" The barrier Raynare placed likely wouldn't last for much longer, but I didn't want to move from my position in fountain. "Issei." He turned around again, hands wilding flapping through the air. "Issei." He whirled around to face me again, the manic look in his eyes.
"It's gone! The body is gone!" He threw his hands towards the minor amount of destruction we had caused. "Issei!" He continued to not listen to a word I said and I've had just about enough. "SHUT THE HELL UP." My ears weren't happy with my volume nor the amount of yapping the kid was doing.
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Issei froze, the angry roar from his normally silent "Friend" knocking him out of the mental feedback loop.
White, if that was even his name, pulled himself out of the water and looked- "Buh?" Issei's mind couldn't comprehend how the very fluffy, very cute looking creature suddenly look more like some sort of Ikeman if it was a wolf! "You... You..." He points a trembling figure, White's sharp jaw and ears fully on display as the large fluffy hair doesn't make him look like a cat.
"Me what?" He stepped forward, jumping down and dragging his tail across the floor before stopping. "You're in the splash zone." Issei dumbly stared, causing White to shrug. "Not my fault you can't listen." He tilts his head, getting a satisfying crack both ways- "ACK!" Issei's hands come to cover his face as he stumbles away gagging. "Mouth! It got in my mouth!"
Whit snorts, starting to walk away with just slightly damp fur. "You're fault for not listening, now if you want answers, we've got to leave." He looks to the sky, watching it flicker a bit. Issei splutters, quickly catching up. "Wait up White!" His friend glances back.
"It's Fou, not White, pick me up." Issei nearly trips over himself trying to stop mid stride as Fou suddenly stops and sits down. "Wha-Why!?" Issei's suddenly feeling a lot more insecure, remembering every time he picked up the androgenous sounding creature.
"Long leg's dip-shit, if we want to make it to the school quickly, you might as well drag me there like you've dragged me other places." Issei's mouth opened, a rebuttal already on his lips, yet he pauses, thinks it over and finds that he can't disagree witht he part about him having longer legs. "But why the school?"
Fou, getting impatient turns around, muscles coiling as he wriggles. "Uhh, Fou-" He launches up, claws dining into Issei's shirt and slightly into his skin. "Ah-ah-ah-ah!" Issei instinctively curls on himself, giving Fou a better grip and helpfully removing the claws from his skin.
His tail waps the other side of Issei's face as he sits on his shoulder. "Go." The sudden command forced Issei's legs to move, and he quickly started speed walking out of the park.
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"Mm." Koneko grunted, snacking on yet another stick of strawberry pocky. "My, how unfortunate." Akeno patted her head, eyes searching the trees for a hint of red hair. "It would seem our President has worked on an unexpected skill~"
Smiling serenely, she claps her hands against her forearms and lifted her bust. "Gah!" A spark of lighting stuck down, knocking Rias out of a tree. "Ah, President! There you are~" Rias shakes her head, getting rid of the momentary dizzyness before scrambling backwards as Akeno Approaches.
"Akeno, Akeno, listen to me, listen to me!" Rias's ever faithful queen smiles, wings flaring out. "You've skipped training all week, if you want to face off against Riser and win, you need to get better control-" Akeno is interrupted, the sound of a young man very out of breath reaching their ears.
Both look over at Koneko, who's staring at Issei as he finally stops running to collapse against the floor. "Good job, you sprinted a 10th of a Marathon boyo." Fou jumps off mid fall, turning around and landing with a wince as he put more weight then intended on his injured foot.
Rias, seeing the opportunity to get out of yet more training hoisted on her by her closest friend leaps at Fou. "Fooooouuuuu!" She scoops him up, hearing him grunt in pain and freezing for a moment. "What did you do?" She holds him at arms length and starts inspecting him with her eyes.
"I, uh... Kinda bungled a spell?" Akeno steps up, a fake 'smile' on her lips. "Oh? Did 'The Almightily Fluffy Fou' mess up?" He eyes turn downwards, the heaving boy practically two seconds from passing out. "And you brought along him while speaking, what for?"
Rias's hands lit up with green light, her magic slowly infusing his body and healing the aches. "Ahhhh~ That hits the spot." The tension in his body fades as gravity stretches him out while being held up from his 'Armpits'. "Akeno, check on Issei." Her face changes, completely focusing on her injured "Familiar" with a seriousness she reserves for dealing with her engagement. "Fou, explain."
The melting creature returns to the moment, copying her seriousness. "Fallen angel attack, in the park, won and burned even the ashes, property damage needs clean up but the barrier they placed is definitely down by now and the authorities most likely called." Rias's wings flare, her power of destruction roiled under her skin as she grimaces.
"Koneko, go get Kiba, Akeno contact Sona and get started on clean up." She pulls Fou back in, letting him climb up her shoulders and sprawl across them. "I'll take Issei inside and discus the incident in further depth." Getting nods from the rest of her peerage, she crouched down and flipped Issei over. "No wounds boss, kept attention entirely on me and the only reason I got hurt was because I didn't train enough..." Fou trails off, a spark of self-hate in his voice.
"Not your fault, Fou." She reaches under Issei, picking him up into a "Princess Carry" hold and walking away as her peerage disperses. "We feed of each other's aversion to train, it's my fault you've-" Fou's tail taps her cheek rapidly and firmly, conveying his annoyance. "We both can suffer from Executive Dysfunction at times~" She snorts, rolling her eyes and walking into the old school building with a sleeping Issei in her arms.
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Issei quietly groans, eyes moving beneath his lids. He flips over, pushing his face into his soft plushy pillows.
"Okay, now we have undocumented movement in our territory from fallen angels that haven't met with either of us, the Second Owner's." The voice sounded suspiciously like one he'd heard time an again in boring school assemblies. "What do you propose we do? Hunt them down like dogs an execute them like your familiar did?" The voice was frustrated, and not something he'd normally wake up to hearing if he left his computer on.
"In my own defense, she attacked first and attempted to kill someone, who has no connection to the supernatural, for no apparent reason." Weird, he can't remember any of his porn having a plot line like this. "Oh yes, that tottaly makes this better, you killing and removing them entirely." And he hand's gotten his hands on anything new since he started cutting back-
He jolts, launching to sitting up and swinging his legs over the side of whatever he was laying on. "JESUS FUCK!" Most people in the room winced, the boy's loud volume not helping. "You're explaining this all."
His head snapped to the first voice, seeing the student council president glaring at a very pretty red head that looked absolutely breath taking and- "Fou!" His friend is draped across the red heads shoulders, tail lazily flickering as he watched the staring match from a front row seat.
Fou raises a paw into a salute, "Yo, Angelo!" Speaking a weird accented English. "Oh good, you've woken up." His head snaps to the side, meeting a raven haired beauty, and something in his brain twinges at him that he should know them. "My, my, so egar~" He looks down at her thighs, mine instantly coming to a conclusion based off context clues.
"Yeah, you got a legendary lap Pillow bro, deal with it." Fou watched the young man sputter for a moment, hands flailing through the air before finally finding a place in his lap with a bowed head and atomic blush. "Well, moving on, you need to figure out what we're to do with him." Sona started, she glanced at Rias who finnaly decided to take a seat at her desk.
Fou snorted, "Nice gendo pose, Weeb." Rias rolled her eyes, instead turning her attention to the very fidgety boy that has a very 'smiley' Akeno staring him down from the side. "I can handle it all from here Sona, you need to start searching so I'll leave you to it." With a flash and a magic circle, the four in the room were left alone.
"So, questions?"