"If you don't like the traditional version, Class Rep, I can also be more open-minded, like saying that Adam was the first human created by Jehovah…" Lin Li changed his words again.
"That's not what I mean!" Chen Yuying got a little frustrated, but wasn't sure how to express her real thoughts. After a while, she muttered, "I still think you're kind of a pervert."
Lin Li now wanted to refute Wang Yongbin's idea that gentlemen judge actions, not hearts. Lin Li felt quite the opposite.
Just because he said perverted things, did perverted things, and in his heart was a bit perverted, did that mean he had to be seen as a pervert?
… Or maybe not.
While Lin Li had a quick inner debate and answered himself rapidly, he suddenly froze.
Eh?
After a moment, he let out a relieved laugh, nodded to Chen Yuying, and said in a neutral tone, "Class Rep, you convinced me. I am a pervert."
Chen Yuying: "?"
"I didn't mean that… well, I did mean it, but not in such an extreme way. You're a good pervert," Chen Yuying felt like she might've hurt someone, stammering as she spoke.
Class Rep, you're quite the comforter, but please don't comfort me again.
"You're a good person, Lin Li!" Chen Yuying seemed to realize she misspoke and added.
Lin Li: "?"
New achievement unlocked, received a 'good person card' without confessing.
Should've just said I'm a good pervert, thanks.
"It's fine, doesn't matter." Lin Li waved his hand and then added, "But Class Rep, please don't tell anyone else about this. If you want to ask, I'm happy to tell you, but with others, I might not be as willing. It's a good thing, but it might bring up some gossip."
In fact, if it weren't for the task, Lin Li wasn't planning to tell Chen Yuying the truth. He was just going to make up a story about finding a lost wallet to cover it.
"Mm-mm! I know, I won't tell anyone!" Chen Yuying nodded vigorously.
"Any other questions? If not, I'll get back to my homework." Lin Li said.
Chen Yuying didn't respond, feeling a little awkward at Bai Bufan's desk.
If she told Bai Bufan what happened at noon, he'd probably start obsessively licking his chair, almost wanting to eat it—purely Lin Li's subjective slander, purely malicious.
"Is there anything else?" Lin Li asked proactively.
"Lin Li, what crucial evidence did you get?" Chen Yuying asked.
"Those things are even more perverted, better not say." Lin Li shook his head.
Things that didn't exist, how could he talk about them?
"It's fine, you can tell me, I want to hear," Chen Yuying said, her voice soft and weak.
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li suddenly felt a little wronged after being called a pervert for so long. Why make life hard for a fellow pervert?
Class Rep, I didn't expect you to be like this!
But Chen Yuying was probably just curious. After all, girls aren't as pure as boys think. Girls' appearances in front of boys are just like boys' appearances in front of girls—both are pretending.
If you go through the chat records of girls and their best friends, it's like looking through a guy's browser history—something no one wants to see.
How could he talk about things that didn't exist?
Make it up!
Using his own observations, experiences, and knowledge, making up a story wasn't that hard, was it?
Lin Li didn't really need to do that.
But! He felt talking about these things in front of a pretty girl... how thrilling!
So, Lin Li, who was originally about to end the conversation, cleared his throat: "Since you're asking sincerely, I'll graciously tell you."
"Mm-mm."
"First of all, I haven't experienced it, but based on the clues I've gathered, the chicken farm does offer some very rich services, such as…" Lin Li bent down, covered his mouth, and started whispering.
Chen Yuying also slightly leaned toward him, listening carefully, eager to hear this new side of the world.
Both were quite satisfied, with a feeling that this would be a pleasant conversation.
However, a third party was not satisfied.
Wang Yuezhi, who originally planned to study well at lunch, had been holding his pen for a long time but hadn't written a single word.
He was also straining his ears, not focused at all on the homework in front of him.
But even with all his effort, he couldn't hear clearly what the two behind him were saying.
He could occasionally hear faint exclamations from Chen Yuying, barely distinguishing between 'Is this real?' and 'Oh my god~.'
And sometimes, there was that bastard Lin Li's laughter.
Apart from that, only the barely noticeable rustling sounds.
Couldn't they talk louder? Didn't they eat? Why whisper like that?
If it were Lin Li and Bai Bufan talking, he would've stood up by now.
But the problem was that it was Lin Li and Chen Yuying having this conversation. He couldn't just stand up.
The more Wang Yuezhi thought about it, the angrier he got, and he quietly glanced back.
Damn!
Their heads were almost touching, and Chen Yuying had an attractive, shy blush on her face, while Lin Li wore an ugly, creepy, disgusting smile.
—Purely subjective, purely malicious.
Class Rep, what are you so shy about? You should deal with this kind of person with a strong hand!
"Get away from him, it's dangerous!" Wang Yuezhi's voice barely squeezed through his clenched teeth.
Could it be that they're dating?
Considering that just earlier, Chen Yuying called Lin Li a pervert, and now they were so close, Wang Yuezhi had already imagined a whole story, and it had some strange qualities.
Wang Yuezhi · Yegor: Could it be... the Class Rep found another man?
"Damn, damn, damn, damn!" Wang Yuezhi finally started writing, but he was just furiously drawing meaningless circles on his paper, all while cursing Lin Li.
"Wang Yuezhi, can you be quiet? It's so loud," a girl sitting in the front row, a fourth student in the class, impatiently said.
Lin Li's voice came from behind: "Yeah, how can one person be so loud? We're both so quiet, tsk tsk."
Wang Yuezhi: "…"
The last two straws broke the camel's back quietly.
Wang Yuezhi left the classroom.
…
The bell for the afternoon class rang ten minutes early.
The students from the dormitory had already begun to return to the classroom.
Lin Li stretched lazily.
Damn, I originally wanted to study well, but ended up wasting the whole lunch break making up stories in front of Chen Yuying.
My plans are all messed up.
The beauty messed up my plans. From today, no more alcohol!
No regrets.
I'm living for myself, not for the system.
The world is vast, but I am the greatest.
Bai Bufan entered through the back door, yawning. It seemed like he didn't get enough sleep at lunch.
He plopped down into his seat and then suddenly jumped up. "Why isn't it cold? Lin Li, who violated my chair!"
"Chen Yuying sat in it all afternoon."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Before questioning Lin Li, he quickly crouched down, aligning his chin with the seat and took out two pens to pretend they were a knife and fork, licking his lips. "Well, I'll dig in then!"
Lin Li: "…"
So my malicious assumption wasn't slander after all.
So true, Bai Bufan.