During a break from work, Jiang Nuo was eating the lunch his wife made for him that morning, brought by his assistant. Just then, his assistant Xiao Ma, who was browsing Weibo, suddenly widened his eyes: "Brother Jiang, something happened!"
Jiang Nuo glanced at him: "What's up? Is Weibo saying I cheated again?" He didn't know why, but ever since he announced his marriage, those paparazzi constantly claimed he was involved ambiguously with some female celebrity, suspected of cheating.
There was so much of this news that his fans couldn't stand it and spoke up in his defense: [Are the paparazzi dying or something? Haven't they seen our @Jiang Nuo always busy with work or showing love, feeding us with couple moments? When does he have time to cheat? If this news comes again, I'll beat you to death!]
[It's tiring to beat them up, just send razor blades to make them kill themselves!]
[I've already found the paparazzi's home address, planning to send a bomb.]