Yunqing asked such a question because he was lying alone in bed tonight, bored without his wife's warmth and softness, just aimlessly scrolling through his phone.
He accidentally stumbled upon a topic post, asking: "If someone is going to assault your boyfriend, would you prefer he bring a knife or a condom?"
Yunqing became interested, so he eagerly read the WeChat screenshots from the netizens.
For the same question, there were all sorts of hilarious replies.
A: "Would you prefer I bring a knife or a condom?"
Girlfriend: "Uh, what you bring doesn't matter, just remember to bring me takeout when you come back!"
Yunqing cracked up.
This woman is definitely a foodie!
B: "Would you prefer I bring a knife or a condom?"
Girlfriend: "That depends on whether it's a man or a woman!"
B: "What if it's a woman?"
Girlfriend: "Bring a knife, a machete, and chop that little slut to pieces."
B: "Well, what if it's a man…"
