Ever since Constantine Stewart got married and his wife got pregnant, he joined the daily "dog abuse" trio.
Ignatius Leclair is always showing off his kids, while Richard Shaw is steady and low-key, only acting like a wife's servant behind closed doors, never going against her wishes. Constantine currently doesn't have any kids to show off, so he shows off his wife daily.
The difference with him, however, is that Mr. Stewart boasts about not being a wife's servant.
So, in their private chat, the daily banter goes like this.
Ignatius Leclair: "Spring is here, and the wisteria flowers on the roof are in full bloom. My wife praised me today. Our fourth child kissed me today."
Richard Shaw: "Leah is about to give birth, I'm so anxious, I can't sleep at night."
Alaric Howard: "Can't you stop showing off?"
Balthazar Howard: "My eyes are blind now."
Constantine Stewart: "I'm checking my wife's homework, don't have time for you guys."
Everyone: "Damn, that's crazy."
