Chapter 80: SHANG CLAN (2)
SHANG CLAN CITY TOUR ARC (GYATT DAMN, THIS PLACE IS LIT 🔥)
WEI YANG, flexing his RIZZ: "Our Shang Clan City is BUILT DIFFERENT—biggest in the southern border, NO CAP. Ten thousand shops, hundreds of thousands of NPCs, and enough DRAMA to fuel a TWITCH STREAM for centuries."
Fang Yuan, internally: "Bro's yapping like a tour guide…"
Bai Ning Bing, bored: "Just show us the FOOD."
BREAKFAST BONDING (IT'S GIVING FOODIE ARC)
Location: Early Spring (a mew-tier breakfast spot)
Menu:
Thousand Layer Agate Cake (Fang Yuan: "This SLAPS.")
Crab Roe Bun (Bai Ning Bing: "GYATT, that filling—")
Golden Field Pancake (Wei Yang: "Local delicacy, NO SKAM.")
Snow Porridge (Fang Yuan, deadpan: "Mid.")
Wei Yang, still yapping: "Shang Clan City's got zones—food, gambling, caretaking, RED LIGHT 👀… y'all tryna explore?"
Bai Ning Bing, raising an eyebrow: "Red light zone? You offering?"
Fang Yuan, sipping tea: "We're here to grind, not SIMP."
BATTLE ZONE ARC (IT'S GIVING MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY)
Wei Yang, flexing again: "This is where SIGMAS are MADE. Back in my day, I CLAPPED 18 dudes in a row and got adopted by the clan leader. SKILL ISSUE? NAH."
Little Xiao, fanboying: "BIG BRO WEI IS HIM! RANK 3 MIDDLE STAGE AT 25? SHEEEESH."
Fang Yuan, internally: "This NPC got more rizz than the entire caravan."
Bai Ning Bing, whispering: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Fang Yuan: "Free loot?"
Bai Ning Bing: "No. We FOLD this guy."
THE SPAR (IT'S GIVING ONE-SIDED BEATDOWN)
Wei Yang, dropping the niceties: "Alright, let's see if y'all got that DAWG in you."
Fang Yuan & Bai Ning Bing, exchanging glances: "Bet."
ROUND 1:
Fang Yuan YEETS spiral bone spears (Wei Yang tanks like a NPC with plot armor).
Wei Yang summons BROADSWORD OF LIGHT (Fang Yuan: "Oh? You got that EDGE.")
ROUND 2:
Fang Yuan activates CANOPY GU + FLYING BONE SHIELD (Bai Ning Bing: "Bro's got the LOW TAPER FADE of defenses.")
Wei Yang swings—SHING SHING! (Bone shields get FOLDED.)
ROUND 3 (CLIMAX):
Fang Yuan PUNCHES Wei Yang so hard he YEETS across the stage.
Bai Ning Bing follows up with SPIRAL BONE SPEAR BARAGE (Little Xiao: "HOLY GYATT, THEY'RE TRYNA KILL HIM?!")
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "FANG YUAN REALLY SAID 'SKILL ISSUE' MID-FIGHT"
🍿 "WEI YANG THOUGHT HE HAD PLOT ARMOR LMAO"
🐍 "BROADSWORD OF LIGHT? MORE LIKE BROADSWORD OF COPIUM"
🔥 "BAI NING BING'S RIZZ IS TOO DEMONIC"
WEI YANG'S OOPSIES MOMENT
Fang Yuan YEETS Wei Yang with a BOAR-STRENGTH PUNCH, sending him flying like a RAGDOLL NPC.
Bai Ning Bing, smirking: "GYATT DAMN, HE FOLDED!"
Wei Yang, mid-air panic: "OHIO BULLSHIT—"
SPIRAL BONE SPEARS come RIZZING at him like homing missiles.
Little Xiao, screaming: "BIG BRO WEI NOOO—"
Wei Yang, activating RAINBOW LIGHT GU: "SIKE! YOU THOUGHT!"
POOF! Dude literally turns into LIGHT and ZOOMS across the stage.
Fang Yuan, blinking: "Bro just pulled a Flash move…"
Bai Ning Bing, kicking air: "SKILL ISSUE? NAH, HE'S JUST BUILT DIFFERENT."
THE GREATEST CHASE SCENE IN HISTORY
Wei Yang, flexing: "Rainbow Light Gu—FASTEST IN RANK 3! Weakness? Yeah, I might crash into a wall."
Bai Ning Bing, deadpan: "Also, you can't even LIFT with this Gu. RIZZLESS."
Wei Yang, shocked: "HOW DID YOU—"
Fang Yuan, interrupting: "BRO'S WEAKNESS IS NO GAINS? LMAO."
Battle resumes:
Wei Yang BLINKS around like a GLITCHED NPC.
Fang Yuan TANKS hits like a SIGMA.
Bai Ning Bing MISSES EVERY SHOT (Twitch Chat: "AIM ASSIST OFF??").
Little Xiao, fanboying: "BIG BRO WEI IS HIM!!"
Fang Yuan, finally SIGHS: "GG. Can't beat Sonic the Hedgehog."
Wei Yang, victorious: "Good fight, bros."
POST-BATTLE MALDING
Bai Ning Bing, seething: "Next time, I'm bringing ANTI-LIGHT RIZZ."
Fang Yuan, fake drunk: "My real name? Gu Yue Fang Zheng. She's Bai Ning Bing."
Wei Yang & Little Xiao: "WAIT, WHAT?!"
Bai Ning Bing, side-eyeing: "Bro really just DOXXED us."
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "FANG YUAN'S GASLIGHTING ARC STARTS NOW"
🍿 "BRO DROPPED HIS GOVERNMENT NAME LIKE IT'S NOTHING"
🐍 "WEI YANG'S SIDE EYE IS SENDING ME"
SHANG YAN FEI'S OHIO INVESTIGATION
Shang Yan Fei, reading reports: "Gu Yue Clan? Qing Mao Mountain's ice apocalypse? Hmm…"
Wei Yang, hyping them up: "These two? SIGMAS. Future DEMONIC LEGENDS."
Shang Yan Fei, intrigued: "Keep watching them."
Plot Twist: Fang Yuan's ENTIRE BACKSTORY is a LIE.
SHANG YA ZI'S RIZZLESS NEGOTIATION
Shang Ya Zi, sweating: "Bro raised the price AGAIN??"
Fang Yuan, grinning: "It's 800k now. Cope."
Shang Ya Zi, malding: "THIS IS ROBBERY—"
Fang Yuan, whispering: "Or… you fake pay 650k, but actually give me 800k. Stonks."
Shang Ya Zi, MIND BLOWN: "…You want me to COOK THE BOOKS?!"
Fang Yuan, innocent: "No no, just a generous tip."
Twitch Chat:
💀 "BRO'S A FINANCIAL MENACE"
🔥 "SHANG YA ZI ABOUT TO LEARN TAX EVASION"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S SCAM ERA HAS NO LIMITS"