Chapter 62: SURVIVING LIKE A PRO
BAI NING BING MALDING MOMENT
The Chainsaw Golden Centipede buzzed in Bai Ning Bing's hands like a glitched-out lightsaber. She swung it like a sigma male with unlimited rizz, but deep down? MALDING.
"This was the Gu that almost ENDED me… and now Fang Yuan's lending it to me?!"
She YEETED the centipede like a Fortnite pro, slicing through six-legged crocs like they were NPC mobs. Blood splattered—GYATT DAMN, she was COVERED in it.
Fang Yuan? Chilling. Sitting cross-legged like a meditating monk who just discovered Wi-Fi.
FANG YUAN'S INVENTORY CHECK (SIGMA GRINDSET ACTIVATED)
Aptitude: 90% A-grade (up from 40% C-grade—GLOW-UP ARC unlocked.)
Gu Worms:
Spring Autumn Rizz (Rank 6) – VIBE CHECK FAILED. Too weak, can't use.
Four Flavors Liquor Worm – SIP SIP. Needs fine wine (only 6 months' supply left).
Plunder Gu – YOINK. But food running out in 5 months.
Blood Moon Gu – EDGY. Needs blood (Fang Yuan side-eyes Bai Ning Bing).
Yang Gu – FEMCEL CONTROL DEVICE. Keeps Bai Ning Bing on a leash.
Fang Yuan's Thoughts:
"I have more Gu than a Twitch streamer has excuses… but NO HEALING GU? NO MOVEMENT GU? BRO."
CROCODILE RAID BOSS (SKILL ISSUE DETECTED)
Bai Ning Bing, covered in blood and sweat:
"FANG YUAN, HELP ME, YOU LAZY—"
Fang Yuan, still meditating:
"Nah. If I move, they aggro ME. If I die, NO YANG GU for you."
Bai Ning Bing's FEMCEL RAGE peaked. "I SWEAR TO—"
THWACK. A croc SLAPPED her.
She YEETED the Blood Moon Gu Fang Yuan tossed her and SPAMMED MOONBLADES like a Valorant smurf.
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
🐊 "CROCS VS FEMCEL – WHO WINS?"
💀 "FANG YUAN'S RIZZ TOO STRONG"
🍷 "BRO REALLY OUT HERE LENDING GU LIKE IT'S A LIBRARY"
TIE RUO NAN'S MALDING ARC (DADDY ISSUES ACTIVATED)
Meanwhile, back at Qing Mao Mountain…
Tie Ruo Nan, kneeling in the snow like a Disney princess gone wrong:
"DADDY NOOOO—"
Tie Clan NPCs:
"Lady Ruo Nan, pls stop malding. We gotta go."
Tie Ruo Nan, ignoring them:
"I'LL FIND WHOEVER KILLED YOU AND—"
Random Tie Clan Sigma:
"Nah. You're going home. WE'LL handle it."
Tie Ruo Nan: "BUT—"
Sigma Male Tie Clan Leader:
"SLEEP." (Knocks her out with ONE TAP.)
BAI NING BING'S BREAKDOWN (FEMCEL VS CROCS)
Bai Ning Bing, exhausted, bleeding, and now realizing her NEW FEMALE BODY SUCKS IN BATTLE:
"WHY ARE THESE THINGS SO HEAVY?!" (Grabs her CHEST in frustration.)
Fang Yuan, watching like it's a Netflix show:
"Skill issue."
Bai Ning Bing NEARLY FUMBLES as a croc LUNGES.
Fang Yuan (finally moving):
"Fine. Take this."
YEETS HER THE BLOOD MOON GU.
Bai Ning Bing, catching it mid-air:
"I HATE YOU."
Fang Yuan: "Cope."
BAI NING BING TROLLING ARC
The sun blazed like a skibidi rizz god, casting golden rays over the Ohio River—uh, the Yellow Dragon River. The dense jungle beside it? Literal Amazon Prime delivery zone.
Bai Ning Bing, still malding from last night's croc-belly sleepover, shot a Blood Moonblade like a Valorant Jett main and tore open the beast-trap tree's leaf cage.
She landed like a disgruntled cat, glaring at the tree.
Fang Yuan's Voice (from another tree): "Bai Ning Bing, let me out."
Bai Ning Bing, petty femcel energy maxed: "Hmm… nah."
She closed her eyes, basking in the sunlight like a lazy discord mod, deliberately making Fang Yuan wait.
15 MINUTES LATER…
She finally YEETED another moonblade, freeing Fang Yuan.
Fang Yuan, fresh as a TikTok e-boy: "Took you long enough. I've been cultivating."
Bai Ning Bing, eyebags darker than her future: "…How are you NOT suffering?!"
Fang Yuan, smirking: "Sigma tip #37: Always pack a cloak."
BREAKFAST ARC (IT'S GIVING SURVIVAL MANHWA)
Fang Yuan speedran setting up camp:
Coal stones? Check.
Iron rack? Check.
Iron pot? Check.
Mystery mushrooms? GYATT DAMN, SUS.
Bai Ning Bing, side-eyeing the shrooms: "Those look like they'd give you the Ohio death rattle."
Fang Yuan, chugging the stew: "Skill issue."
Bai Ning Bing, after reluctantly sipping: "…Okay, this slaps."
TRAVEL MONTAGE (IT'S GIVING NPC SIDE QUEST)
Day 1: Bai Ning Bing forced to be the tank, clearing paths like a glorified lawnmower.
Day 3: She catches a cold—femcel immune system diff.
Day 6: Fever so high she's hallucinating about her old male body.
Fang Yuan, applying medicinal paste (while low-key judging): "You're lucky I'm built different."
Bai Ning Bing, weak but still malding: "I hate you…"
Fang Yuan: "Cope."
SIGMA LEADERSHIP UNLOCKED
Post-recovery, Bai Ning Bing's femcel rage quieted down.
Less talking.
More listening.
Occasionally glaring.
Fang Yuan, now the de facto leader: "Good. Now follow my rizz."
Twitch Chat:
🐍 "Fang Yuan's dad energy >>>"
💀 "Bai Ning Bing's villain arc got delayed by a cold"
🔥 "Bro really went from prisoner to pack leader"