The news of Black Long Hair Gong Gong toppling over Buzhou Mountain sent shockwaves across the world.
Every Immortal and demon went after Gong Gong, flipping through the Nine Heavens and the lands, not even sparing the black sows in pigpens.
In the forest, members of the Black Bear Clan were cursing Gong Gong that his sons be born without assholes while they were busy shedding their fur.
"Damn it, why is this fur so hard to shed!"
The young Clan Leader rubbed himself against a tree while complaining, "Mother, why did you give me such hard-to-shed fur?"
"Idiot, how much can you really rub off on a tree!"
An old she-bear on the side scraped her body with a knife, "Using a knife is quicker!"
"You're also an idiot, you scrape today, and tomorrow the stubble will be back."
The old Clan Leader, frustrated and disappointed, "Using a hair removal liquid is much more thorough!"
"Hair removal liquid?"
"It's magma. Without the skin, where would the hair attach!"
