"Brother, even a black dragon needs to take a proper bath~"
Anna said while mixing shower gel with her water ball spell, then gradually pouring it onto the black dragon's body.
"Since brother doesn't need to move anyway, Anna will help you wash~"
"By the way, brother is really quite amazing... the spikes actually don't have any smell..."
"What?" Su Nian was stunned. The latter part of Anna's sentence was so tiny and soft, like a mosquito's hum, that Su Nian only caught the general idea.
Was it what he thought it meant?
Or was Anna expressing something else?
Something wasn't right. Su Nian felt very uneasy. This fox-eared elf had been acting increasingly strange since accepting the dragon heart, looking at him with peculiar eyes.
It was as if a perverted lolicon had encountered a helpless, lost Anna in a dark alley.
"Nothing!"
Anna's pretty face blushed as she flapped her wings behind her, flying to the black dragon's blind spot to continue pouring shower gel on his body.
"Brother, please turn over. I can't reach your belly."
The soft, sweet voice came from behind, putting Su Nian, who was deep in philosophical contemplation and silently reciting "form is emptiness," back into an awkward situation.
Turn... turn over?
How could he possibly turn over at this moment! It was an impossible dilemma. How could he turn?
If he turned over, his dignified reputation would be ruined!
"Um, Anna, I can wash my belly myself... there are magma circuits on my belly, so it would be more convenient if I wash it myself."
Su Nian reluctantly racked his brain, searching for excuses to get through this situation, but the clever Anna wasn't fooled at all.
"Brother~"
"Please~"
Anna fluttered her wings and flew to Su Nian's ear, her soft, delicate little hands hugging his large head as she coaxed him in a gentle, tender voice.
The moist, warm breath blew against Su Nian's ear, carrying a sweet fragrance.
"Let Anna help you wash your belly, please~ I'm begging you~"
"Well, this..."
"Brother, do you not like Anna anymore?"
Anna's little mouth pouted, her eyes reddening as she immediately pulled out her trump card. In an instant, tears were welling up in her adorable almond eyes.
"Alright, alright, I'll turn over now."
Su Nian had no choice. He would lose his dragon dignity if that's what it took. Whether Anna was pretending or not, he simply couldn't bear to see her cry.
With those words, he obediently turned over.
The massive dragon body caused the ground to shake even with just a slight movement.
Su Nian tucked in his claws, folded his wings, and gazed at the sky. At this moment, he realized that he seemed to have lost something.
"Brother, I'm going to start washing your tummy now~"
Anna's face, which had been on the verge of tears just moments ago, immediately broke into a bright smile.
She held a large water ball mixed with shower gel in one hand and a small brush in the other, flying over to Su Nian's belly.
...
An hour later.
Su Nian was coiled up in his dragon's nest, contemplating his dragon life.
The bath was finished, and he was thoroughly cleaned, even his spikes had been brushed.
As for the polish, it wasn't used on his scales but rather to polish his dragon horns.
This made his fierce dragon horns look more like a majestic crown.
Anna wasn't foolish.
The matte, non-reflective dragon scales were actually the black dragon's best camouflage.
If he went around "bling-bling" shining everywhere, how would that be any different from being a living target?
But what really made Su Nian contemplate his dragon life wasn't this, but rather a suggestive little question Anna had asked ten minutes earlier.
Her exact words were:
"Brother, you dragons are so strange, you can actually be like those cows raised by dairy farmers... although this dragon milk tastes weird... and the position isn't quite right..."
Deliberate! It was absolutely deliberate!
Su Nian was fuming.
Especially since after asking this question, Anna covered her little mouth, smiling with a blushing face, and flew away in a flash.
If this wasn't deliberate,
Su Nian would fly upside down.
The playful and cute Anna had already gone to collect ingredients for lunch.
Today, who knew which monster would be unfortunate enough to become their meal.
Su Nian had nothing to do.
He decided to go see those Sakura Island players for some entertainment.
Even though Su Nian currently had a three-day weakness debuff, basic flying was still no problem.
It's just that his breath weapon had become ineffective.
Every time he tried to breathe fire, he could only spew out a bit of gray smoke with a sulfurous smell.
His throat burned painfully.
The only thing unaffected by the debuff was his powerful primal force.
Like the several new large holes in the bedrock steps.
And Anna was the culprit behind these large holes!
Flying leisurely to the airspace above the experimental field, Su Nian looked down at the increasingly vast and lush farmland, feeling content.
The sky was clear, and a gentle breeze was blowing.
Under the bright sun, a group of Sakura players and human soldiers were working diligently.
From a distance, Su Nian could hear the shouting coming from the experimental field.
"Our slogan is!"
"Plant potatoes!"
"Our goal is!"
"To fill the Silvermoon Forest with potatoes!"
The speaker was Jingtian Kami.
That middle-aged, balding man whose family had been growing potatoes for generations, with potato-growing genes engraved in his bones.
But compared to his previously worried expression,
Jingtian Kami now looked radiant.
He looked at the eager players and native soldiers, a bright smile appearing on his face.
"Very good, gentlemen, you're in high spirits today. The kobold lord said he'll add two more potatoes to our lunch today!"
"Hooray—!"
"Long live the kobold lord!"
"Long live the black dragon lord!"
Jingtian Kami nodded with satisfaction.
He stood straight with his chest out, raised one hand, looked toward the back of the players, gently clenched his fist, and swung it downward.
"Music, please!"
"Sing together, The Potato Song!"
"Ding ding dong dong..."
Simple, monotonous drumbeats sounded. It turned out that a group of players were using wooden sticks to hit metal plates.
Surprisingly, these music-playing players seemed specially selected, and they played quite well, actually creating a rhythmic pattern.
Then the singing began:
"On this beautiful land~"
"There is a group of hardworking farmers~"
"Their favorite food is the round potato~"
...
"Growing potatoes is glorious, we are proud of potatoes!"
"Potato people! Potato soul!"
"Growing potatoes makes you superior~"
"Crazy farming today, potato world tomorrow!"
The melody ended abruptly with passionate singing, and Su Nian's wings twitched, nearly causing him to fall from the sky.
What on earth had happened during the few days he and Anna were away?
How had these players turned into such a bizarre state?
Judging by their appearance, they seemed to have made farming their life's mission.
With these questions in mind, Su Nian summoned Bolikri, who was near the experimental field. """
#3:最终翻译稿 """ Chapter 138: The Potato Song
"Brother, even a black dragon needs to take a proper bath~"
Anna said while mixing shower gel with her water ball spell, then gradually pouring it onto the black dragon's body.
"Since brother doesn't need to move anyway, Anna will help you wash~"
"By the way, brother is really quite amazing... the spikes actually don't have any smell..."
"What?" Su Nian was stunned. The latter part of Anna's sentence was so tiny and soft, like a mosquito's hum, that Su Nian only caught the general idea.
Was it what he thought it meant?
Or was Anna expressing something else?
Something wasn't right. Su Nian felt very uneasy. This fox-eared elf had been acting increasingly strange since accepting the dragon heart, looking at him with peculiar eyes.
It was as if a perverted lolicon had encountered a helpless, lost Anna in a dark alley.
"Nothing!"
Anna's pretty face blushed as she flapped her wings behind her, flying to the black dragon's blind spot to continue pouring shower gel on his body.
"Brother, please turn over. I can't reach your belly."
The soft, sweet voice came from behind, putting Su Nian, who was deep in philosophical contemplation and silently reciting "form is emptiness," back into an awkward situation.
Turn... turn over?
How could he possibly turn over at this moment! It was an impossible dilemma. How could he turn?
If he turned over, his dignified reputation would be ruined!
"Um, Anna, I can wash my belly myself... there are magma circuits on my belly, so it would be more convenient if I wash it myself."
Su Nian reluctantly racked his brain, searching for excuses to get through this situation, but the clever Anna wasn't fooled at all.
"Brother~"
"Please~"
Anna fluttered her wings and flew to Su Nian's ear, her soft, delicate little hands hugging his large head as she coaxed him in a gentle, tender voice.
The moist, warm breath blew against Su Nian's ear, carrying a sweet fragrance.
"Let Anna help you wash your belly, please~ I'm begging you~"
"Well, this..."
"Brother, do you not like Anna anymore?"
Anna's little mouth pouted, her eyes reddening as she immediately pulled out her trump card. In an instant, tears were welling up in her adorable almond eyes.
"Alright, alright, I'll turn over now."
Su Nian had no choice. He would lose his dragon dignity if that's what it took. Whether Anna was pretending or not, he simply couldn't bear to see her cry.
With those words, he obediently turned over.
The massive dragon body caused the ground to shake even with just a slight movement.
Su Nian tucked in his claws, folded his wings, and gazed at the sky. At this moment, he realized that he seemed to have lost something.
"Brother, I'm going to start washing your tummy now~"
Anna's face, which had been on the verge of tears just moments ago, immediately broke into a bright smile.
She held a large water ball mixed with shower gel in one hand and a small brush in the other, flying over to Su Nian's belly.
...
An hour later.
Su Nian was coiled up in his dragon's nest, contemplating his dragon life.
The bath was finished, and he was thoroughly cleaned, even his spikes had been brushed.
As for the polish, it wasn't used on his scales but rather to polish his dragon horns.
This made his fierce dragon horns look more like a majestic crown.
Anna wasn't foolish.
The matte, non-reflective dragon scales were actually the black dragon's best camouflage.
If he went around "bling-bling" shining everywhere, how would that be any different from being a living target?
But what really made Su Nian contemplate his dragon life wasn't this, but rather a suggestive little question Anna had asked ten minutes earlier.
Her exact words were:
"Brother, you dragons are so strange, you can actually be like those cows raised by dairy farmers... although this dragon milk tastes weird... and the position isn't quite right..."
Deliberate! It was absolutely deliberate!
Su Nian was fuming.
Especially since after asking this question, Anna covered her little mouth, smiling with a blushing face, and flew away in a flash.
If this wasn't deliberate,
Su Nian would fly upside down.
The playful and cute Anna had already gone to collect ingredients for lunch.
Today, who knew which monster would be unfortunate enough to become their meal.
Su Nian had nothing to do.
He decided to go see those Sakura Island players for some entertainment.
Even though Su Nian currently had a three-day weakness debuff, basic flying was still no problem.
It's just that his breath weapon had become ineffective.
Every time he tried to breathe fire, he could only spew out a bit of gray smoke with a sulfurous smell.
His throat burned painfully.
The only thing unaffected by the debuff was his powerful primal force.
Like the several new large holes in the bedrock steps.
And Anna was the culprit behind these large holes!
Flying leisurely to the airspace above the experimental field, Su Nian looked down at the increasingly vast and lush farmland, feeling content.
The sky was clear, and a gentle breeze was blowing.
Under the bright sun, a group of Sakura players and human soldiers were working diligently.
From a distance, Su Nian could hear the shouting coming from the experimental field.
"Our slogan is!"
"Plant potatoes!"
"Our goal is!"
"To fill the Silvermoon Forest with potatoes!"
The speaker was Jingtian Kami.
That middle-aged, balding man whose family had been growing potatoes for generations, with potato-growing genes engraved in his bones.
But compared to his previously worried expression,
Jingtian Kami now looked radiant.
He looked at the eager players and native soldiers, a bright smile appearing on his face.
"Very good, gentlemen, you're in high spirits today. The kobold lord said he'll add two more potatoes to our lunch today!"
"Hooray—!"
"Long live the kobold lord!"
"Long live the black dragon lord!"
Jingtian Kami nodded with satisfaction.
He stood straight with his chest out, raised one hand, looked toward the back of the players, gently clenched his fist, and swung it downward.
"Music, please!"
"Sing together, The Potato Song!"
"Ding ding dong dong..."
Simple, monotonous drumbeats sounded. It turned out that a group of players were using wooden sticks to hit metal plates.
Surprisingly, these music-playing players seemed specially selected, and they played quite well, actually creating a rhythmic pattern.
Then the singing began:
"On this beautiful land~"
"There is a group of hardworking farmers~"
"Their favorite food is the round potato~"
...
"Growing potatoes is glorious, we are proud of potatoes!"
"Potato people! Potato soul!"
"Growing potatoes makes you superior~"
"Crazy farming today, potato world tomorrow!"
The melody ended abruptly with passionate singing, and Su Nian's wings twitched, nearly causing him to fall from the sky.
What on earth had happened during the few days he and Anna were away?
How had these players turned into such a bizarre state?
Judging by their appearance, they seemed to have made farming their life's mission.
With these questions in mind, Su Nian summoned Bolikri, who was near the experimental field. """
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