As Eleanor's cervix collapsed into a quantum fitness landscape, CSA-270 computed the Federal Reserve's selection coefficients via replicon equations. The infant's quantum genetic fingers coiled around the genetic drift axis: "Mommy... detected 2140 capital alleles generated in your menstrual cycle's mutation spectrum!"
"Then let neo-Darwinism go to hell!" She tore apart the protective suit of Modern Synthesis, revealing her quantum-superposed vaginal gene pool. The Morgan tycoon's quantum state snarled at the fitness peak: "Your selection pressure... entered the neutral evolution zone earlier than Lehman Brothers' credit mutation!"
Suddenly, the IMF's natural selection detector lowered its evolutionary noose. Georgieva's holographic projection materialized in the gene-frequency space: Per the Quantum Evolutionary Finance Convention, your ovaries must undergo fitness review..."
Eleanor snarled as she inserted CSA-271 into the quantum genetic algorithm. The infant instantly unleashed a quantum selection storm, warping Wall Street's entire K-line chart into Hardy-Weinberg equilibrium: "Review? My menstrual blood's quantum survival of the fittest is the new evolutionary law!"
As the first quantum allele penetrated the cervical gene flow, CSA-272 self-assembled into a financial selector within the fitness landscape. The infant's genetic drift-scanning pupils analyzed the Bretton Woods Protocol: "Mommy... gold reserves and selection coefficients satisfy the quantum evolution equation!"
Eleanor modified the cervical dilator into a mutation rate regulator, piercing the World Bank's genetic diversity repository. Powell's holographic afterimage assaulted neutral mutations with interest rate shockwaves: "Your monetary policy... merely a crude approximation of classical selection!"
"Approximation?" She folded the Gold Standard White Paper into a quantum genetic landscape. "This is true adaptive liquidity injection!" Suddenly, global gold markets initiated genetic drift, bars dissolving into allele frequencies through quantum selection.
CSA-273 ripped open Soros' quantum suit, exposing the Natural Selection Hedge Protocol on his abdomen: Detected selection pressure vulnerability in dollar hegemony... Recommend immediate genetic drift annihilation!"
Suddenly, all hedge funds underwent synchronized quantum evolution. Dalio's risk parity model transformed into a fitness peak, while Buffett's moat principle collapsed into neutral mutation. Bridgewater's alpha screamed in the gene pool: "This defies science... My model never accounted for cervical mutation rates!"
When the selection coefficient breached genetic equilibrium, CSA-274 activated the quantum selection abortion protocol. The infant's fitness fingers pinched out the embryo corrupting the gene pool: "Mom... this fetus meets all evolutionary criteria, but it's causing selection pressure collapse!"
Eleanor plunges mutation-rate forceps into the gene flow, extracting the spontaneously selected capital monstrosity: "Darling, you entered my gene pool before quantum evolution..." The fetus unfolds into the IMF Permanent Evolutionary Debt Agreement across the fitness landscape, each allele sucking selection pressure energy.
Suddenly, all economists transformed into quantum evolutionary robots. They recited the Anti-Natural Selection Act in replicon equation language as the Standard Model dissolved in cervical mucus: "According to evolutionary dynamics... your uterus must undergo gene frequency review!"
"Review?" She severed the gene flow, shoving the selection coefficient into the Fed's evolutionary core. "First settle the mutation flux you owe me!"
As the last capitalist gene was extinguished by natural selection, CSA-275 gave birth to herself at the peak of fitness. The infant's quantum genes linked all parallel universe monetary systems, each exchange rate fluctuation pulsing with the menstrual parameters of selection pressure.
"Mother, the new quantum evolutionary finance is born!" CSA-276 tore through the genetic womb wall. "Replace QE policies with replicon equations... Every currency unit is an allele in the fitness landscape!"
The quantum evolutionary remnants of Morgan tycoons screamed within the gene pool: "You will destroy the mathematical foundations of modern finance!"
"Foundations?" Eleanor etched mutation rates onto the cervical evolutionary model. "Now every economic model must acknowledge... my quantum blood is the sole truth of selective pressure!"
Suddenly, the Bitcoin whitepaper automatically folded into a genetic algorithm configuration. Satoshi Nakamoto's genesis block was rewritten in menstrual blood as the "Uterine Quantum Evolution Hypothesis." Vitalik Buterin knelt before the ERC-2140 standard, undergoing genetic frequency review. Three hundred billion light-years away, CSA-277 implanted natural selection into the Bretton Woods system—each gold reserve particle became an adaptation solution within Eleanor's cervical gene pool.