[ As the sky gradually darkened and the blizzard grew more intense, Hijikata and his group, trekking through the deep mountains and old forests, still hadn't found a suitable shelter.
As they walked, Kagura noticed Sougo nearby, seemingly digging for something in the snow, so she walked over: "Are you looking for food? Male dog?"
Sougo said indifferently, "Don't lump me in with you. I wouldn't pick things up to eat."
"You definitely are, you definitely won't pick it up, right?" Saying this, Kagura reached into her pocket, pulled out a box of pickled seaweed, threw it on the ground, and shouted on purpose: "Oh my, the pickled seaweed fell on the ground… Hehe, what should I do now?"
While Kagura was still anticipating Sougo's reaction, Gintoki and Shinpachi, behind her, threw themselves towards the pickled seaweed without hesitation.
Kagura frowned as she watched Gintaka and Shinpachi fighting over it: "Why did you two take the bait! This is so embarrassing, stop it."
Gintoki and Shinpachi didn't care about embarrassment at all, still constantly fighting over a box of pickled seaweed in the snow: "Since it fell on the ground, it has returned to nature. This food is mine!"
Kagura, who caused this situation, joined the fray without hesitation: "No way! This is mine." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Why the hell were you two the ones who took the bait, HEY!! Can't you have some integrity in front of a child?"
"Incredible, this kid Kagura isn't simple… Using pickled seaweed as bait, she caught three big fish, and even caught herself."
Looking at the few people fighting over it, everyone covered their faces, unable to watch! What happened to loving and caring for each other? You're all on the same team. Is this some kind of corporate culture?
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〜The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. World〜
"Good grief, the ones returning to nature aren't the pickled seaweed, it's you two."
Saiki looked at the screen expressionlessly, but his heart was constantly complaining.
Look at them now, they're like animals returning to nature and releasing their wild instincts, fighting over food.
As expected, I shouldn't have collaborated with them back then. They are a bunch of people with no integrity at all. If I get too involved with them, it would be troublesome if I were misunderstood as someone with no integrity as well.
After all, who would fight over a box of pickled seaweed in the snow… unless the pickled seaweed was replaced with coffee jelly, then it would be possible!
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[ Looking at the three people still fighting over the pickled seaweed, Hijikata spoke up irritably: "Hey, what are you doing? You idiots, if you want to cause trouble, get back to nature. To think you'd play with precious food…"
Saying this, Hijikata also deliberately pulled out mayonnaise from his pocket, pretended to accidentally drop it on the ground, and at the same time, his lips curled up slightly into a smirk: "Oh my, the mayonnaise~ fell on the ground, what should I do~"
The people who were still fighting stopped in an instant and looked at Hijikata expressionlessly.
Then, under everyone's surprised gaze, Sougo picked up the mayonnaise and threw it down the cliff without hesitation.
"Ah—" As if his body was out of control, Hijikata reached out for the mayonnaise and ran towards the cliff.
Having done all this, Sougo clapped his hands like nothing happened and continued to crouch down to build a snow hut: "Now the nuisance has disappeared." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hijikata—, what are you doing, HIJIKATA!! DON'T DO THAT, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!"
"He actually chased it down a cliff for a bottle of mayonnaise. What kind of mayonnaise enthusiast is this! Your love is too deep…"
The most important thing is, can you please not say such shameful words with such a handsome face? The reliable impression of Hijikata in the minds of everyone outside the video instantly shattered… He's a good person, he's just not quite normal.
The truly embarrassing person has appeared. The most irritating thing is that he actually thought others would crave that stuff!
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〜Gintama World〜
"Don't do that, really don't do that! Hijikata, so shameful… so embarrassing!"
Kondo banged his head against the wall, appearing somewhat frantic.
"Stop it, Hijikata! Don't humiliate yourself anymore. Can't you think about your superior? I'm embarrassed for you!"
Even Kondo, who usually appears in the nude and has never felt ashamed, wanted to find a hole to bury himself in at this moment.
Sougo ignored Hijikata, whose face was dark, and spoke up with another jab:
"Please stop. Not everyone likes eating dog food. Even dogs wouldn't eat mayonnaise!"
Hijikata looked at these two and silently lit a cigarette for himself:
"Mayonnaise is the most delicious thing in the world. Doesn't anyone know how to appreciate it!"
〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
"Damn it… If you don't want it, I do!! Mayonnaise—"
Akihisa reached out his hand towards the screen with a look of grief and let out a desperate cry.
Hideyoshi looked at Akihisa, who seemed to have lost his beloved, and said blankly:
"Akihisa, are you also some kind of mayonnaise enthusiast?"
"You don't understand, Hideyoshi."
Akihisa sighed gloomily, clearly not yet recovered from the blow:
"Mayonnaise can provide 700 calories. It's much better than my daily staple, salt water!"
For him, whose three meals a day are salt water, mayonnaise is simply the source of life. Throwing it away like that hurts more than killing him.
Hideyoshi felt a bit ashamed upon hearing this, showing an expression of 'you're being too modest':
"No, no, no, being able to use salt water as a staple food is already very strong."
Akihisa felt a bit embarrassed and waved his hand:
"Not really, sometimes I can use bread crumbs as a staple food and sugar water as a side dish. It feels like a luxury when I eat it!"
Yuuji patted the former's shoulder with some pity:
"To be able to eat those things and feel like it's a luxury… Akihisa, it really hasn't been easy for you to live until now."
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[ "In such a remote place, there might not be caves or huts nearby. There's plenty of snow, so we just need to hide in a snow hut to avoid the blizzard."
After hearing Sougo's words, Gintoki and Kagura, who were still fighting over the pickled seaweed, stopped their movements at the same time and showed expressions of mockery.
"Oh my, did you hear that? Kagura!" Gintoki covered his mouth and snickered, speaking sarcastically: "To resist the wind and snow, they seem to want to huddle in the snow!"
"Pfft… Hahaha!" Kagura also covered her mouth with both hands, being sarcastic: "Country monkeys have the smell of wild beasts. How can you stay warm in the snow?"
"Even hiding from Lord Frieza's cold attack is unavoidable." Gintoki continued to mock: "Have you forgotten how much Vegeta suffered when his home planet was destroyed? Have you forgotten?"
Sougo looked at the two with some disdain: "Then you two come in and try."
"No thanks! I don't want to freeze to death." Gintoki refused without hesitation, and then continued to mock: "Sorry if water gets in later. After all, it's easily mistaken for a toilet."
At this time, Hijikata, who had picked up the mayonnaise and climbed back up at some point, impatiently kicked Gintoki: "Shut up and go in and try!"
Gintoki then reluctantly crawled in, followed by Kagura, her face full of disgust. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, this is the difference between public officials and street thugs. The difference in education level is more than a little bit."
"Wait, Hijikata, when did you climb back up from the cliff? In just a blink of an eye, he seems a bit strong!"
The people outside the video looked at Gintoki and Kagura speechlessly. If you can't say anything good, then say less. Your lack of education was exposed all at once.
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
Looking at Gintoki and Kagura, who were making sarcastic remarks, Misaka Mikoto fell silent:
"Did they… never go to school?"
A snow hut is truly the best way to keep warm in the ice and snow… Sougo's is the standard operation. It can not only resist the cold wind but also keep warm.
It's fine for Kagura since she's still young, but Gintoki looks like an adult in his 20s. He seems a bit unreliable. How come even you don't know?
"Hahaha, being uneducated and mocking others… These two are hilarious."
Kuroko lay on the bed laughing hysterically. In the end, they suffered from their lack of education.
An illiterate person taught a little illiterate person. If it really doesn't work… while Kagura is still young, give the child a chance to study.
〜Gintama World〜
"Gin-san, didn't you say you went to a private school when you were a kid? How come you don't even know this common sense? Could it be…"
Shinpachi's gaze towards Gintoki became suspicious.
"What, what are you talking about? Of course I know."
Gintoki suddenly felt guilty, and then he hammered the table with frustration:
"It must be because it's too cold that I forgot. Yes! It's all because it's too cold."
Damn it, I indeed went to a private school, but the problem is I slept through it. Who would know this stuff?
Kagura also followed suit, appearing very frustrated:
"That's right, it's all because it's too cold. It affected my judgment, aru!"
Sigh… Shinpachi took off his glasses and rubbed his brow. He knew as soon as he heard it that these two didn't have a single word of truth. These two are educational deserts!
"Thinking about it carefully, the most educated person in Yorozuya might be… this guy?"
MADAO turned his gaze to Sadaharu, who was lying on the ground reading a book.
As soon as these words came out, looking at Sadaharu, who was still flipping through the book, the Yorozuya crowd fell silent. Is their education level really lower than a dog's?
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( Translator-kun: Where's DBZ Character's reaction author-san? You forgot about them! )