〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜
Akihisa knelt on the ground in an ORZ(OTL) posture, his voice beginning to choke up:
"My purity… give me back my purity! You bastard…"
There were quite a few in Class F who reacted just like Akihisa. It could be said that a group of single FFF Inquisition members longing for love were all disillusioned, questioning life itself right there.
Where is the fragile young girl who made everyone's hearts ache just now? What is this wretched old man tone about?! You can't play like this.
After Hideyoshi scanned the surroundings, he sighed with emotion:
"Truly, the whole army has been wiped out."
Come to think of it, this was a pitiful offense that even Kazuma couldn't resist, so how could they withstand it?
It seems crossing over to another world is also a high-risk profession, with dangers hidden everywhere!
It has to be said that Kazuma's danger perception is truly a god-tier skill. Just getting close to the Tranquility Girl triggered a warning in his mind; turns out it's a passive skill.
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[ The Tranquility Girl seemed very dissatisfied with her performance just now. She cleared her throat and used her girlish voice again: "Ahem… Tsk tsk! Are you going to… kill me?"
"Human? Family? Friend…" The Tranquility Girl hugged her arms and muttered to herself, then looked excited: "Friend! This is good, it will definitely be touching."
"If I could be reborn… it would be great… to become friends… with you."
The Tranquility Girl, having practiced it once more, immediately laughed happily: "Hehehe, dying of laughter, this is too perfect! Uhahaha!"
While hiding in the tree, Kazuma looked at the performance below with hollow eyes.
Just then, huge tree roots suddenly drilled out from beside the Tranquility Girl, entangled with the dried corpse of an adventurer.
"This guy's nutrients have been sucked dry, too. Next time someone approaches, I'll use these charm-filled words for a one-hit kill!"
"Alright, the weather is nice, let's sunbathe for a bit!"
As the Tranquility Girl spoke, she leaned back onto the stump, locking eyes with Kazuma, who was standing on the tree directly behind her.
After silently looking at each other for a while, finally, the Tranquility Girl, sweating profusely, squeezed out a girlish voice again: "Friend… pretend I didn't say what I just said."
After taking a deep breath, Kazuma whipped out Chunchunmaru: "Weren't you speaking very fluently just now? You idiot—" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"What a talent. Do you see that? This is an actor's self-cultivation, constantly refining their acting skills where others can't see!"
"Pfft… Hehe haha, every time I see Kazuma's hollow eyes, I want to laugh. He finally got innocent for once, only to be played again!"
What a "friend," pretend I didn't say it… Do you think that's possible at this moment?
Everyone in other worlds laughed loudly upon hearing this. If it were Yunyun, she would 100% fall for it! But who asked you to face Kazuma? One can only say… rest in peace!
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[ After dealing with the Tranquility Girl, Kazuma leveled up three times in a row and quickly caught up with Aqua ahead, revealing a look of profound wisdom: "I don't know why, but I've suddenly attained enlightenment! Let's go back to Axel!"
Aqua also smiled: "It seems you've let it go."
"Yeah!"
"You must have released quite a lot!"
"Yeah!"
Aqua said with a face full of concern, while handing out a tissue: "Is it okay that you didn't bring paper?"
"Yeah!" Kazuma answered with a Buddha-like calm, like a puppet, and then… "I told you it wasn't like that!"
At this moment, Aqua suddenly noticed the small hammer Kazuma was carrying on his back: "I feel like I've seen that somewhere before? Lend it to me for a second."
This was something Kazuma picked up from the corpse in passing. During their struggle, gold coins unexpectedly shook out of the small hammer!
Aqua and the others looked at the gold coins on the ground, looked at each other, and said in unison: "Go home!"
After returning to Axel, Sylvia's wraith appeared behind Kazuma again: "It's you I'm poking! Hmm?"
Sylvia realized that Kazuma didn't react at all this time, maintaining a refreshing smile.
"I said… I'm poking up against you on purpose!" Sylvia's words were completely ignored.
The sudden windfall of wealth even cured Kazuma of Sylvia's shadow. ]
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〜Sword Art Online World〜
Hearing that Kazuma leveled up three times, Kirito's expression became a bit sluggish:
"Yare yare, a small mob that even Kazuma can beat actually has such high experience points?"
Probably only killing monsters way above your level gives this kind of treatment! This Tranquility Girl, who has 0 combat power and relies on bewitching to hunt, is she actually a boss?
This seems to be the only monster Kazuma has been able to solo besides the Snow Sprites since being in the novice village for so long. The harvest is unexpectedly bountiful.
Asuna felt a headache coming on when she saw Aqua handing over the paper:
"Lady Goddess Aqua… you don't really think Kazuma went to the toilet, do you?"
As expected of Lady Goddess, we mortals can never keep up with her heaven-shaking wisdom!
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 7th singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—
Looking at that identical expression, Merlin shook his head and chuckled softly:
"Hahaha, no wonder they are in the same party…"
Those faces were stamped from the same mold. Directly from the inside out, completely brand new.
Ishtar also imagined having countless gems:
"This expression is too realistic. If I had such an item, who would care about psychological trauma!"
Ishtar stood there giggling just thinking about it… As the saying goes, money means no worries. Being heartless is truly the essence of life; he directly resisted Sylvia's entanglement!
"This thing, this King will not allow its existence."
The Wise King Gilgamesh looked disdainfully at the hammer that could shake out gold coins.
In his view, how is this an artifact for getting rich? Simple inflation would be a minor issue; that thing is a destroyer of dynasty currency systems!
〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜
Kohei looked at the hammer, shaking out gold coins. As an otaku, he felt a strange familiarity:
"This hammer, I feel like I've seen it on a certain blue fatty."
Iori rolled his eyes directly, not believing a word:
"Please, our world has no superpowers. Did you drink too much? Where would you see it?"
"It's understandable if Aqua says it looks familiar, but you saying it looks familiar is just pure nonsense…"
As he spoke, Iori himself suddenly froze:
"Wait, Aqua said it looks familiar?"
Kohei, who also suddenly realized something, stared wide-eyed at Iori. Although Aqua is silly, she at least has the identity of a Goddess to back her up.
"An item that even a Goddess says looks familiar… could it be that the hammer is a divine artifact Aqua threw to a reincarnator?"
"That means the adventurer sucked dry by the Tranquility Girl was actually a reincarnator thrown there by Aqua?"
Feeling like he guessed the truth, Iori silently poured himself a glass of flammable Oolong tea to calm his nerves… This other world is too scary!
Sure enough, Kazuma's choice of the infinite resurrection artifact Aqua was a wise choice. It's a bit of a pit, but at least there's a chance for trial and error!
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[ Just then, everyone met Chris. After exchanging a few pleasantries, Chris left in a hurry!
When Kazuma wanted to look for the small hammer, he couldn't find it no matter what. He even dug into his crotch, but still didn't find it.
Thus, upon returning to the mansion, Kazuma flopped like a salted fish, bouncing on the ground and completely rotting away: "I won't leave this house again!"
"Besides, as a shut-in, I shouldn't have been thinking about all that nonsense."
Aqua, on the other hand, felt at ease. She hugged a wine bottle and lay down to sleep: "It's really reassuring, this feeling that I don't need to work hard either."
Unexpectedly, someone knocked on the door. It was Darkness's butler delivering a letter. After reading the contents, Darkness's face changed drastically!
Kazuma snatched the letter with a Steal.
"To the great adventurers who defeated many Demon King generals, I wish to hear your heroic deeds with my own ears. First Princess, Iris Stylish-Sword Belzerg!"
Except for Darkness, who looked anxious and wanted to exclude them, Kazuma, Megumin, and the others silently looked at each other: "Our era has finally arrived!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hmm? Wait, where were you digging just now? Did you really hide something in your crotch?!"
"Rotting away again. Aqua goes without saying, the representative of the Buddhist-style laissez-faire, when to crusade against the Demon King depends entirely on her mood."
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
Seeing the letter from the First Princess, Kuroko seemed even more excited than Kazuma:
"Oh?! Has it finally come? The classic RPG game plot, Her Highness the Princess has finally appeared!"
They've been in the novice village for so long, and now it finally feels like a Royal Road manga development. Meeting the Princess, then making a promise to get married after defeating the Demon King! This is the right flavor.
This is the correct way to open an other-world story. After all, what Hero doesn't go to see the King before embarking on the journey to crusade against the Demon King?
"It actually took this long to arrive."
Misaka Mikoto had guessed it earlier, but she didn't expect it to be this late. Isn't that a bit lacking in respect?
Last time, they almost pinned treason on Kazuma. Now that Kazuma has beaten three or four Demon King generals, they finally say they want to summon him!
Based on the law that Kazuma will inevitably meet a general whenever he leaves the village, I feel that if your kingdom's people came a little later, the Demon King would have already been defeated by Kazuma…
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