[ Meanwhile, Wiz had also brought Vanir near the Crimson Demon Village. It was said that the goods in her shop were all imported from here, so they were absolutely reliable.
Hearing this, Vanir looked somewhat suspicious: "Your overflowing confidence is actually making me uneasy."
"No problem, I have great faith in his craftsmanship… EEK!!!" Wiz hadn't finished speaking before she screamed in fright at the scene before her.
Where is the Crimson Demon Village?Where is my huge Crimson Demon Village? What the hell are these raging, burning ruins in front of me!
On the other side, Kazuma also found the legendary ruins, but…
Looking at the incredibly conspicuous statues of a Magical Girl and a Cat-eared Girl, Kazuma was dumbfounded: "Is there something wrong with their brains?" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, even Mahou Shoujo are here. Now I know why the password at the door was something like a Famicom."
"So this is your source of goods, Wiz… I finally know where those unreliable items come from."
The crowd outside the video remembered the Crystal of Reconciliation that had exposed the two's embarrassing moments in the form of a short video, and for a moment, they couldn't help but laugh again…
No wonder the functions of those magic items are so weird. It turns out they were made by a bunch of Chuunibyou. This makes perfect sense!
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〜Gabriel DropOut World〜
Looking at the confident Wiz, Gabriel seemed to see the image of the coffee shop owner…
"I'm actually quite confident in my blended coffee."
She really wanted to know where Wiz's inexplicable confidence came from. The items she sold were already on par with Demon World TV shopping products—expensive is one thing, but they're scams too!
Vignette also let out a cry of surprise:
"That's way too airheaded… Doesn't the fact that the Crystal of Reconciliation was made like that explain the problem?"
The craftsmanship is fine; the key is the bizarre, creative design of the Crimson Demon Village. They do whatever is weirdest. This is the real reason why you get poorer the more you work.
.....
[ Then, behind the stone wall, Megumin found the legendary inscription that no one could decipher. Kazuma took one look—isn't this just Japanese?!
Even a retard like Aqua could decipher it easily.
" ⟦ One day ⟧ Oh no, this facility has been exposed. Luckily, they don't know what I'm making. If they knew I was using national research funds to make game consoles and toys, how would they punish me… "
" ⟦ Month X, Day X. ⟧ The King asked me to create a weapon capable of resisting the Demon King. I tried to fudge it by saying "War cannot birth anything" as an excuse, but I got slapped by a female researcher. "
" But having already abused the cheat abilities I got when coming to this world, I've done quite a bit for this country. My brain can't come up with new ideas anymore. "
" ⟦ Month X, Day X. ⟧ The new weapon against the Demon King is complete! But to put it bluntly, they are cyborgs. Those guys were even saying stupid things like "Master, please bestow upon us a new title." "
" Who is their Master? You guys are way too enthusiastic… Because it was troublesome, I just casually gave them some names, and even came up with the racial name "Crimson Demon Clan" while I was at it. They looked pretty happy about it. "
Kazuma went numb reading the records on this and hurriedly reached out to cover Megumin's ears. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Hahaha, this strong sense of dissonance, and these sloppy notes! No wonder it feels so familiar. It had to be you, that old man from the Mobile Fortress."
This old man really carved 'slacking off' into his bones… Just how much do you hate trouble? Even the name Crimson Demon Clan was mentioned casually.
The crowd outside the video was equally speechless. Using national funds to make game consoles and toys, and you have the nerve to carve it on a stone tablet?Bullying people because they can't read it, right?
〜OVERLORD World〜
Demiurge nodded thoughtfully:
"No wonder the Crimson Demon Villagers are Archwizards per capita. So they have such an origin. That makes sense."
Although these people are very Chuunibyou, and their personalities are hard to describe, they are genuinely strong.
Shalltear came to a realization:
"Dodonko, Funifura… I finally know where these weird names came from-arinsu."
After all, even the name Crimson Demon Clan was casually mentioned by the creator. The subsequent Crimson Demon Clan just learned a format and named the next generation. How could it not sound weird?
Ainz's subordinates looked at each other after hearing Shalltear's words! They felt somewhat fortunate that the Supreme Being they met was a serious one and didn't give them messy names.
〜KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Otaku aren't scary… what's scary are technical otaku."
Kazuma opened his mouth, speechless at that cheat-like creativity.
He even made cyborgs. In a sense, this counts as creating a true race. The whole village is his masterpiece.
Thinking of this, Kazuma had a sudden flash of inspiration and looked at Megumin, who was still doubting life:
"So Megumin… do the Crimson Demon Clan actually need to use the toilet?"
Megumin, who was originally doubting life, instantly froze. She turned her head mechanically, revealing an expression looking at scum:
"Do you really have to ask these questions at a time like this?"
Can't you see I'm still feeling down? Scum-zuma! Read the atmosphere, the atmosphere!
Kazuma thought about it and felt Megumin had a point. Asking these things right now was indeed a bit inhumane, so he said apologetically:
"Sorry, I'll ask again next time."
"…"
This time, Darkness and the others looked at Kazuma with new eyes. This really was something he would do.
Unlike the depressed Megumin, the crowd in the Crimson Demon Village at this moment not only didn't doubt life, but they could also even be said to be totally high:
"Androids or whatever, THAT'S PRACTICALLY THE COOLEST THING EVER!!"
After learning they had this setting, it was like a switch had been flipped, and their Chuunibyou levels became even more outrageous.
They even briefly planned to add the cyborg part to their self-introductions!
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[ Aqua stared blankly at Kazuma, covering Megumin's ears for a moment, then started reading aloud again.
" ⟦ Month X, Day X. ⟧ After seeing the weapon 'Mage Killer' I made in the past, the Crimson Demon Clan started muttering, "This is our natural enemy! Fight magic with magic, we wish for a power to suppress its rampage!" "
" I don't dislike this kind of Chuunibyou thought process, so I casually built a… I intended to just build something casually, but I ended up making a ruthless device. "
" "Boom—" Accompanied by a deafening noise, a massive mushroom cloud appeared on the screen, followed by the old man staring blankly at the explosion before him. "
" This is bad… I casually moved my hands and created something terrible. It's only as long as a clothes drying pole, but if things go wrong, it might destroy the world! "
" I can't think of a suitable name. For convenience, let's call it "Railgun (Pseudo)"! "
Reading up to here, Aqua turned her head aside, her face covered in cold sweat: "This… sorry…"
Kazuma grabbed Aqua's shoulders and shook her frantically: "Can you stop throwing just anyone over here? First the Destroyer, now the Mage Killer. How many times does this guy want to screw us over?!" ]
[ .....]
〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"So you are the culprit behind the Crimson Demon Clan's Chuunibyou! They all learned it from you, right…"
"What a strong sense of presence. This old man has clearly been dead for a long time, but what is with this presence that reveals itself constantly!"
The mouths of everyone outside the video twitched without exception. That power… that massive mushroom cloud, and you're telling me you just casually built it?
And is the name Railgun serious? I didn't expect this old man, who is a total brute, to be a fan of the Railgun!
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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜
"Th… Thank you!"
Misaka Mikoto, who was originally smiling, instantly stiffened, revealing an awkward yet polite smile:
"Thank you for thinking so highly of me."
That power sufficient to destroy a city, I can't compare to that, but… does that thing's principle have even a dime's worth of relation to electromagnetic acceleration? You're just bad at naming things, aren't you!
Honestly, what kind of people has Aqua been throwing into the other world?
The things they manufacture are one more terrifying than the last, and they do it with a slacking mentality. The Demon King hasn't destroyed the world yet, but the world is about to be destroyed by him!
Kamijou Touma sighed deeply:
"Goddess Aqua, I didn't expect your pitfalls to have a delay."
He could even imagine the scene back then. Aqua is eating potato chips while disdainfully telling someone to hurry up and pick an ability, then throwing them over without a second word.
It's a good thing Kazuma brought this Goddess of Wisdom along; otherwise, who knows how many more reincarnators she would have thrown over to continue scamming people.
She threw so many over, yet the Demon King still hasn't been defeated. This other world is running out of locals!
〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜
In the 7th singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—
In the Underworld, Ereshkigal laughed softly:
"This guy… was sent by the enemy, right? It seems everything he invented is used to deal with Kazuma."
It's no wonder Kazuma would go crazy. After all, not only did he encounter all the scam weapons this guy invented, but it also feels like they were all aimed at him.
Although Ereshkigal found it funny, Merlin had begun to doubt life:
"Are modern otaku this terrifying?"
The Mechanical Fortress that destroys nations; the casually made, magic-immune Mage Killer; the casually made clothes drying pole "Railgun" that might actually destroy the world, also casually made…
By the way, just what the hell are you casually manufacturing! As a fellow otaku, Merlin felt he couldn't keep up with the times. Wait… clothes drying pole?
Merlin, suddenly realizing the key point, had a face full of black lines. It couldn't be what I'm thinking of, right?
Just because it looks like a clothes drying pole doesn't mean it really is a clothes drying pole. Such a dangerous thing wasn't kept securely? That is the thing that truly needs to be sealed!
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