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Chapter 161 - Chapter 161: Unohana’s Black Silk

I was just making a midnight snack at home, why did it attract so many wolves?

After being discovered eating alone, Yamabuki turned into a barbecue machine with a cold face, but the speed at which he barbecued was too fast and could not match the speed at which these people showed off their meat.

Unohana came over happily with meat in her hand and said with a smile, "How about you be in charge of cooking from now on?"

"Why should I be responsible for cooking? Didn't we agree on this at the beginning? Each of us will be responsible for one day!" Yamabuki was not happy at all.

"But what I cook isn't as delicious as yours!" said Unohana.

"That's not an excuse for you to be lazy."

Unohana said with a look of regret, "That's such a pity. I bought a new pair of black stockings first. I wanted to wear them for you to see, but you turned out to be so heartless..."

"Ahem. Well... I'm not compromising. I just like cooking. Please tell me what you want to eat before you get off work." Yamabuki said calmly.

I really just like to cook, how could I possibly want to watch smut? Am I that kind of person?

"By the way, I plan to use this technology to open a restaurant. Is there anyone who wants to join? I provide the technology, and you provide the money!" Yamabuki said to the captains.

Shihōin Chika stood up without hesitation and said, "I'll invest in this project. From now on, we'll be good half-brothers. How about we split the profits in half?"

"Okay !"

Chōjirō held a skewer of meat in one hand and roasted green peppers in the other and said curiously, "Brother Yamabuki always has strange ideas, as if he is not from this world!"

"Cough cough cough!" Yamabuki almost choked to death. He rushed over and slapped Chōjirō on the back of the head. He said, "You naughty boy, don't tell the truth just by saying it."

After eating and drinking their fill, they officially disbanded.

Batsu'unsai Katori stayed to help clean up the dishes. She is worthy of being a lady from a wealthy family. She is indeed more polite than those wild girls, right, Saito?

Saito sneezed on the way back. Who was saying bad things about me behind my back?

"Yamabuki, who are you going to take with you on tomorrow's investigation mission in the present world?" asked Batsu'unsai Katori indifferently.

If possible, she would like to sign up actively. She hasn't chopped anyone down for a long time and felt a little restless.

However, she was not on Yamabuki's shortlist.

Although Kakunoichi Takeunsai is strong and handsome, Yamabuki feels that his personality is more compatible with Saito, so he plans to take Saito with him to investigate the Quincy tomorrow.

After learning the answer from Yamabuki, Batsu'unsai Katori smiled and piled all the tableware in his hands, then ran away without looking back.

"…"

I take back what I said before. None of these nobles are good. The ladies from noble families don't know how to be considerate at all.

Forget it, I'm such a generous person that I won't bother with you. I have more important things to do tonight.

For example, someone promised me black stockings, ahem!

Unohana is a big sister who keeps her promises. She wears black stockings if she says she will. The only difference is that other girls wear black stockings on their legs, which looks sexy and cute.

Unohana actually put the black stockings directly on her face.

Thrilling and terrifying!

If you walk out in the middle of the night and see a man with black stockings on his face and a big knife in his hand rushing towards you, would you be asked if you are scared?

After all the calculations, it seems that I am the only one who suffers in the end!

Not only did I lose a meal, but I was also pushed onto a ton of tasks. What a hard-working life I have!

Yamabuki sighed.

The next day he got up very early and told the captain-general his choice. He planned to take Saito to the human world to investigate what happened to the Quincy.

In this way, the two of them came to the present world through the gate.

This time the door was opened in a small city in the present world. Although the population of this city was not large, it was much better than the desolate village before.

Moreover, ordinary humans cannot see the shinigami. Only when their spiritual power is high enough can they see the spirit.

"Yamabuki, do you have any clues? It's impossible for two of us to find anything even if we try for a year, right?" asked Saito.

"Of course we can't rush around randomly. We need to gather intelligence. We are spirits, and ordinary people can't see us, but the Quincies are humans, and even ordinary people can see them. Moreover, these people look different from the locals. In addition, as long as they are human, they need to eat and drink to replenish their energy. The density of spirit particles in the world is very low, and it is impossible to replenish strength by absorbing them. In other words, as long as they have appeared in this world, they must have left some traces." Yamabuki said confidently.

Saito looked at him like an idiot: "We are spirits now, ordinary people can't see us at all. Do we have to go find some people with stronger spiritual power now!"

Yamabuki showed a very mysterious smile on his face: "Actually, I had already thought of this when I came here, so I asked Uhin Zenjōji to help me make this!"

He brought Saito to a more secluded corner and then threw a bag on his back onto the ground. Saito had seen this bag before, but he had never asked what was in the bag.

When they opened it, they were surprised to find that the bag contained two artificial bodies.

"So that's how it is. After putting on the artificial body, ordinary people can also see us, so I can communicate with ordinary people." Saito said with a smile.

Soon, the two of them crawled into the artificial body.

It felt like putting on a thicker piece of clothing, and the body became very heavy, and many of the shinigami's abilities could not be used.

When in danger, they just need to place the hilt of their Zanpakutō against their head, and their souls will come out of their bodies and restore their power as the shinigami.

"Okay, the two of us can go get news about the Quincy."

The two men put on human bodies and swaggered onto the street.

Yamabuki feels very new and novel to be a human again.

But soon they discovered something very embarrassing.

That is, they have no money.

They did have some currency on them, but this money was for use in Soul Society. In other words, this was money used by the dead and, of course, could not be used in the world of the living.

"What should we do? Where can we get some money? Otherwise it will be inconvenient to live in the human world!" asked Saito.

"You ask me! How should I know?"

"Isn't it a man's duty to make money?" Saito shouted.

"This is my first time here too. How can I make money? You can't ask me to carry sacks, right?" Yamabuki complained, but at this moment, a discordant voice appeared in their ears.

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