Ella, the lone female on Princess Alexis's Royal Guard detachment, moved up to smack the Colonel on the head.
"You forgot to ask about the important things.
First, we need to know, did you manage to avoid a major scandal without your maids? Second, is it true what they say about Dragonkin and inhuman stamina?" She demanded.
Alexis rolled her eyes at the Guard, then shrugged. "It's really not hard to avoid scandal when you just behave as a travelling lower Noble's wife. Even the Natural Sons' Regiment didn't have any concerns about our arrangements after the first night.
But how am I supposed to know the second part? Who am I supposed to compare it to? You, going through half of a city guard detachment in an evening?"
Ella frowned. "You've got a point. Guard Recruits are adorable, but they're terrible lovers. Perhaps we should get a few more of the boys married off, and then we can compare?"
