He was still in disbelief. He had to activate the Divine Rant. He moved away from the window and sat in a classic meditation pose on the bed.
Divine Rant Activated
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I am shocked...
Because the little girl is some sort of wanted thief.
She stole my belongings and she's nowhere to be found
On the other hand, I'm also shocked because the innkeeper regards me as a some sort of weakling.
Hmph!
Talking about notifying some useless humans.
Like how dare she?
Why would I be afraid of an evil spirit?
Right... She doesn't know is that I am a god.
And now I have to pay thrice the original price I don't even know.
What a cheat of an innkeeper!
No way in Heaven am I paying three times the price.
However, I have to admit that it's rather kind of her to offer help.
That's why she's definitely charging more.
This Xiao Hua is not just any evil spirit.
She's an evil spirit who has my money and everything.
I'm going to make sure she knows that she crossed the wrong person, I mean god.
But on the bright side,
This means I get to meet disciples from a Sect and observe their martial skills.
A blessing in disguise.
Nice.
Time to play the weakling and watch mortal drama unfold.
Divine Rant Deactivated
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He decided to summon Lei .
There was no way he, the supreme miser would pay three times the original price.
"Lei, Lei ?" Long Xiao whispered, bringing the summoning bead close to his mouth.
Lei ignored him.
"Such a loyal mount I possess!" He scoffed, ruffling his hair.
Long Xiao spent the next few hours on the bed, lost in thought.
"Good sir!" A knock came at the door.
"Come in!" He said, straightening his hair.
"Madam asked me to bring you these for your stay."
A female attendant said, entering the room gracefully with a token and a folded set of clothing in hand.
"Please change into these and descend. Don't forget to write your name on the token using the ink in the left corner." She added.
"Thank you.
Please leave them on the table.
I shall be down soon." Long Xiao answered, wearing a smile.
She bowed, leaving with a sly smile.
He rose up from the bed, walking to the corner.
He picked up the ink and wrote "Xiao Long" on the token.
Long Xiao held up the clothes to inspect them.
"What are these!?
Are these...
Are these...rags?" Long Xiao exclaimed, examining the clothes with a look of utter horror.
No, they must be floor mops stitched together.
He immediately activated the Divine Rant.
Divine Rant Activated
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The name Xiao long will save me mortal drama.
I shouldn't draw attention.
And what are with these shabby clothes?
Do I look like some kind of pauper?
So she's not just a cheat,
But a cheat with a horrendous sense of fashion?
Tch!
Did she perhaps mistake me for one of her workers?
How could she possibly give me this to wear?
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