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101 The Common Sense-Altered Club is Crazy (1)
Clink!
As I opened my eyes to the clear sound of glasses clinking,
I saw Maria and San Yeoul drinking something at the desk.
"Kyah! To be able to drink something fresh from the morning. I'm envious of my junior."
"If you become this loser's onahole, you can drink it anytime."
The two tilting beer glasses while having such a conversation.
But the liquid in the beer glasses was unusual.
Though it was a milky white color like milk,
Somehow the consistency was thick and sticky.
Soon they had drunk about half.
Maria and San Yeoul who took their mouths off the beer glasses, as if on cue:
"Burrrp♥!" "Urrrp♥!"
Splurt! Splurt!
They showed thick burps and sprayed love juices.
What on earth are they drinking that they like it enough to come?
Surely they're not having a bowl of aphrodisiac?
"Oh, you're finally awake. Mr. Semen Dispenser."
"Ah..."
Hearing San Yeoul's greeting to me who had just woken up,
I finally realized the identity of the liquid they drank.
What are you toasting with someone else's semen from the morning?
But I'll let it slide since I gave them some while sleeping.
"Do you need any more?"
"Mm, not really. I already drank too much to begin with."
Looking closely, San Yeoul's belly was slightly swollen.
How much did she drink for her belly to stick out like that?
As I slightly turned my head at that,
Maria who met my eyes licked up the flowing semen,
And glared as if asking if I had any complaints.
Why is she so sharp from the morning? Is she on her period perhaps?
"Thanks for last night."
"Then let me use you again next time."
"Just say the word. I'll make sure you can't use any other holes again."
She talks big.
This female who surrendered saying she lost after just 3 times.
But since she's an anal onahole I can use anytime,
I should keep her around right?
Like that after San Yeoul drank the remaining semen and left,
When Maria and I were left alone in the room,
A strangely awkward air flowed.
Why suddenly like this? Did I do something wrong?
As I was racking my brains in the awkward atmosphere,
Maria who put down her beer glass approached with big strides.
"Here."
"Huh? What's this?"
"Student list. Be careful when doing it with people I checked on this. Got it?"
Why is she suddenly doing this?
As I looked at the list at Maria's incomprehensible behavior,
I could finally understand what she meant.
The people Maria said she checked.
All of them, like San Yeoul and Maria,
Are those who received onahole evaluations before graduating.
They boasted quite high grades.
Among them, the highest is the B+ grade onahole currently called the Onahole President.
It's obvious I won't even be able to collect my bones if I get caught by her.
"I'll be careful for now."
"Right, I can't be with you from today because of lectures. Be careful on your own."
"But is it okay to give me the list?"
"What are you saying now?"
Maria tilted her head as if my words were strange.
"It's natural to entrust onahole management to a man. Did you eat something weird?"
"No, it's nothing."
So this is common sense.
Before the common sense alteration,
They would have brought up human rights or the right to protect information.
I guess they just give it since onaholes can't have human rights.
Anyway, the more I look at the Onahole President, the more tempting she is.
But a B+ grade onahole.
No matter how I think about it, she seems more expensive than Yumi.
'Since I bought Yumi for 9.8 billion after haggling as much as possible.'
A B+ grade onahole would easily exceed 10 billion.
Isn't it even over 20 billion?
Thinking that, I naturally had to give up.
It's regretful, but Maria, Yumi, and San Yeoul should be enough.
Should I be satisfied here?
"But is it okay perhaps?"
"Hm? What is it?"
Maria who spoke shyly then.
Wondering what was going on, I turned my eyes from the list and looked at Maria.
She stuck out her ass while leaning on the desk.
When I looked, she slowly removed the patch and revealed her pussy.
She must be very excited from drinking semen.
A wet pussy with love juices flowing abundantly.
Maria blushed and opened her mouth at this.
"I'm excited because of your semen♡. Put semen in down here too♡."
"..."
How is that because of me?
...I could retort like that.
But it shrinks back in front of a pussy acting coy begging for dick quickly.
Right, if she's excited because of me then I should take responsibility.
Because that's common sense!
"Unghhhh♥! The virile dick is here♥!"
"Were you that hungry for dick?"
"Ungh♥! Don't say such things♥!"
Squelch! Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
Fucking an onahole pussy from the morning is the best!
As I quickly stroked her pussy while grasping her hips,
My dick gets rock hard at Maria's panting moans.
"Ohh♥! Ohhhhhh♥! You're really a bad guy♥!"
"Suddenly?"
"To show me such a wonderful dick♥! And tell me to endure during the semester♥!"
Maria who now says she can't even imagine a life without my dick.
Then at least while I'm at Onahole University,
I should use her hard so she's not lacking!
"Ohhhhhh♥! Pound my womb as much as you want♥! Fuck me until my womb breaks♥!"
"I was planning to do that without you saying!"
"Unghhhh♥! Ohhhh♥!"
Squelch squelch squelch squelch!
A pussy squeezing tightly as much as her rough moans.
Let's work hard from now on to obtain this pussy.
Maria's grade will probably go up by the time she graduates too.
If San Yeoul is added to that...
'It'll work out somehow.'
"Ohh♥! Unghhhh♥!"
Maria's graduation is still a distant story,
And money will accumulate naturally if I live diligently until then.
Believing that, I moved my hips quickly at the rapidly rising urge to ejaculate.
"Maria! Maria!"
"Yes, come♥! Extra thick semen♥! Ejaculate lots inside me♥!"
"Ungh!"
"Unghhhh♥! Unghh...♥! Hah...♥!"
Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!
I filled Maria's womb without gaps from the morning.
This sensation of ejaculating intelligence along with semen.
No matter how many times I feel it, I don't get tired of it.
As I gently shook my hips and ejaculated to the last drop,
Her rough breathing gradually regained stability.
"You ejaculated so much yet there's still a lot coming out."
"How much did you extract while I was sleeping?"
"Let's see. About 10 times?"
You really extracted a lot.
So that means they drank 5 glasses each?
Satisfied from drinking a lot up and down from the morning,
Maria even inserted a plug so the semen wouldn't leak out.
"Well then. I have to go because of lectures so. Don't cry while I'm gone, okay?"
"Who's crying. I'll fuck a lot while you're gone."
"Right right. I got it."
Maria leaving with a sarcastic tone.
Like that when I was left alone in the room,
The semen piled on the floor naturally caught my eye.
If other kids were here I could leave it to them.
But I'm alone now so I'll have to clean it up myself.
It's still far from time to go to work anyway,
Should I clean up moderately and rest until then?
Thinking that, the moment I went out to get cleaning supplies:
"Could it be you knew I was coming?"
'...Did I?'
For some reason, the Vulgarity Committee member I met at the main gate yesterday,
Park Jihyun, was shaking the bells attached to her nipples.
***
"Thank you. To think you'd have me clean up semen."
"No, I'm saved thanks to you."
I thought I'd have to clean up the semen directly with my own hands.
But thanks to Jihyun coming, it was easily resolved.
Jihyun who entered the room got down on all fours without any hesitation.
She licked up the semen fallen on the floor just like that.
I fucked her a few times because I got aroused by that sight.
But befitting an Onahole University student, without spilling a single drop of semen,
She neatly received it in her womb.
"More importantly, why did you come from the morning? Did you have some business?"
"It's nothing special, an official document came down telling me to guide you."
"An official document came down?"
No, why would an official document come down for me?
I was bewildered for a moment.
But I guessed it was probably because of Jung Sahwa backing me rather than me.
If not for that, there would be no need to send down an official document.
More importantly, guidance. I was thinking of asking Maria.
Since lectures start from today,
It was a blank situation of when I would receive guidance.
Thanks to that I won't have to wander around aimlessly alone.
Like that as I looked around the gym first following Jihyun's guidance,
"Hey. What on earth is that?"
"Huh? That's pussy kendo of course."
No, I know it's kendo since there are wooden swords.
But I was at a loss for words for a moment because of how they were holding the wooden swords.
A dildo attached horizontally to the handle part.
They inserted that dildo into their pussies.
With their hands on the back of their heads and legs spread wide,
They faced each other and shook their hips along with the wooden swords.
"Ungh♡! You're quite good♡! Ungh♡! Senior Heena♡!"
"You too♡! Ungh♡! Your skills have improved♡! Kuhh♡!"
Clack! Clack! Clack clack! Clack!
The sound of wooden swords colliding echoes in the gym.
The floor was already soaked with their love juices.
Sweat droplets flew in all directions each time they moved intensely.
How long did this serious match, looking like a bizarre competition to third party eyes,
Continue for them?
One side's eyes sharpened and she shook her hips greatly.
"Hah!"
"Unghhhh♡!"
Splurt! Splurt! Splurt!
The wooden sword dildo popped out along with love juices.
When the sound of the wooden sword falling echoed noisily in the quiet gym,
The cheers of watching students burst out afterwards.
"As expected of senior. My pussy trembled just from seeing you."
"Right. The #1 pussy kendo practitioner is different after all."
"Senior! Please poke me with your wooden sword!"
I don't know what on earth they're trying to do.
But the clubs in the common sense-altered world seem twisted,
In unimaginable, nonsensical ways beyond imagination.
What kind of thoughts lead to the idea of inserting a wooden sword with a dildo attached?
Seeing this, I'm worried about how the Olympics will be in the future.
How much have other sports been ruined... I thought.
"How was it? It was a wonderful match, right?"
How should I answer this?
Thanks for showing me something so fucking ridiculous?
Or should I say I'm ignorant about this kind of thing so I don't know?
In the confusing situation, I slowly organized my thoughts and painfully uttered an answer:
"Y-yeah..."
For now I'll just sympathize moderately and she'll handle it.
Originally when dealing with women, if you just sympathize well,
I remember hearing somewhere that you're more than halfway to success.
It must have worked properly.
Jihyun who heard my answer spoke excitedly:
"Yes! Senior Heena is an amazing person even selected as a national representative! Moreover she's a C+ grade onahole, so she's an existence I can't even approach."
"Hmm..."
At first I had zero interest,
But I became interested at the word onahole.
So that woman is a C+ grade onahole.
The fact that she held a wooden sword with a dildo attached with her pussy was ridiculous.
But thinking calmly,
It means her pussy tightness is good enough to hold even a wooden sword right?
Moreover she swung it greatly enough to even spar.
She didn't lose the dildo at once.
I feel like I somewhat understand why Maria gave me the student list,
Telling me to be careful.
"Now, shall we go to the next place?"
"Yeah, sure."
Like that leaving pussy kendo behind,
Wrestling was in progress at the next place we went.
But this wasn't normal wrestling either.
Black dildos stood erect from their lower bodies.
The strap-ons I saw at the Erotic Management Agency before.
They were watching each other's reactions while wearing those.
"Is it wrestling?"
"Yes, to be precise it's flatworm wrestling."
Flatworm wrestling?
I could somewhat understand earlier.
But I tilted my head at the incomprehensible words this time.
Jihyun explained to resolve my curiosity:
"You know flatworms? There are animals that become female if they lose. Since they wear strap-ons and corrupt the opponent into a female if they lose, it's called flatworm wrestling."
"Ohhh..."
It was a more plausible name than expected.
So you win if you mount your opponent,
And make them come with the strap-on.
Thinking in a common sense-altered way, since they want to be fucked first,
I thought there wouldn't be a match.
But they seem to dislike being fucked by another woman.
They collided bodies while fighting quite fiercely.
"Just surrender obediently and have a female climax!"
"Who are you to say that! You have a female climax first!"
The fierce fight between two muscular women.
An incredible impact was felt just from them colliding.
Just then one side pushed and the muscular woman collapsed unable to endure.
Like that as she quickly grabbed her from behind,
She inserted the dildo in one go.
"Unghhhh♡!"
"Your pussy has gotten tighter than last time!"
"Shut up♡!"
Squelch! Squelch! Squelch!
The muscular woman shaking her hips intensely on the ring.
The opposing muscular woman endured in a plank position against that.
But she couldn't endure the rough hip movements.
"Unghhhh♡! Unghhhh♡!"
Splurt! Splurt!
She came vigorously and collapsed just like that.
Even I as a man probably couldn't show that much power.
I was startled without realizing as a woman showed such power.
She's not aiming for me too at this rate right?
I don't have that kind of taste!
"Isn't flatworm wrestling amazing too?"
"Yeah, it's amazing but. Can't we go see something else?"
"Huh? Well, if that's what you want."
I want to leave here as quickly as possible if possible.
As if that desperate wish wasn't conveyed to God,
The moment I turned around, a voice calling me was heard from behind.
"Hey man over there. Look at me for a moment."
"...Are you talking to me?"
"Yeah, you there."
The muscular woman gesturing arrogantly from on the ring.
I vaguely know for what purpose she called me.
But for now I went along pretending not to know.
"What is it?"
"As a man, didn't you feel anything watching my match?"
Of course I did.
The anxiety that my asshole might get plucked if I faced you.
As I glared quietly, the muscular woman smirked.
She came down from the ring and stood right in front of me.
Seeing her up close, she's really big.
She's about as tall as Jung Sahwa.
Even just looking at her arm muscles, they're bigger than my face.
She couldn't help but look even bigger.
"Compete with me. I'll prove I'm not inferior to a real dick."
"What about my opinion?"
"Ha! Is a man thinking of running away from a woman?"
Yeah, I'm going to run away like crazy.
No matter how I think about it, I'm going to lose!
I don't want to!
I can't give up my behind even if the opponent is a woman!
Just as I was about to refuse no matter what she said,
The muscular woman threw something on the ground and proposed:
"If I lose, I'll become your onahole for free. How about it, tempting?"
"..."
Hwang Yeonwoo. A C-grade onahole, huh.
Muscular women aren't really my type.
But at the chance to get a C-grade onahole for free, my dick takes over my brain.
"Alright. I'll show you what real female corruption is."
"Kahaha! Okay, good. Let's see what a real dick tastes like then?"
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