Passerby Wanting to Cling to Luo Feng's Leg]: Wudang Mountain got surrounded by the Mongol army, and when Esdeath heard, she rushed over and turned the entire mountain into an iceberg in one go...
[Kizaru]: That insane?
[Esdeath]: Darling! Let's fight again, shall we?
[Kizaru]: Haha, well… lovely weather today, isn't it?
Before Esdeath could reply, Kizaru promptly exited the group chat and rejected her request to teleport over.
On Esdeath's side, she kept applying persistently, while Kizaru kept rejecting her again and again.
Marineford had only just been rebuilt not long ago—if Esdeath showed up now, they'd probably have to start reconstruction all over again.
Kizaru originally considered inviting some chat group members to the promotion ceremony. But thinking about it now, less trouble is definitely better.
Only when Esdeath finally gave up did Kizaru breathe a sigh of relief.
In the Heavenly Sword world, Esdeath stood atop a towering glacier, her face cold as ice, terrifying the Wudang disciples into shivering silence.
No one knew where their master or grandmaster had found this "Ice Witch." Despite it being the height of summer, the massive mountain of ice beside them made everyone feel a bone-chilling cold.
"I followed Niu's advice exactly… Why doesn't my darling seem pleased?"
Esdeath furrowed her elegant brows, puzzled about how to win Kizaru's affection.
Could it be that her strength still wasn't enough? It was possible. She had to become even stronger!
Unlike Aokiji, who often spared lives, most of the enemies frozen by Esdeath were beyond saving.
The horrifying sight of thirty thousand troops frozen solid at the base of Wudang Mountain quickly spread across the land. From the emperor of the Yuan Dynasty to the lowliest soldier, panic was widespread.
Taking advantage of the chaos, rebel forces rose up, capturing cities with unstoppable momentum, and soon posed a threat to the entire empire.
But that's a story for another time.
Just as Kizaru was about to contact Boros to resume operations, he noticed someone tagging him in the group chat.
[Orochimaru]: @Kizaru @Jotaro Kujo Have you two ever encountered enemies who could control time?
[Passerby Wanting to Cling to Luo Feng's Leg]: Is Orochimaru-sama talking about "Za Warudo"?
[Kizaru]: Hm? What's going on?
[Jotaro Kujo]: DIO's Stand "The World" can indeed stop time.
[Orochimaru]: Heh. I think I've found a power that allows me to traverse time…
[Kizaru]: Huh? That overpowered?
[Passerby Wanting to Cling to Luo Feng's Leg]: No way—don't tell me it's the Dragon Vein?
[Orochimaru]: Interested in experiencing it? Feel time travel through the Dragon Vein…
[Kizaru]: Sounds kind of fun, but don't tell me you're not going to try it yourself and want us to be your free test subjects?
[Orochimaru]: Not for free…
[Tony Stark]: That's more like it. But if the reward's too low, I'm out.
[Orochimaru]: No, what I mean is… there's a fee. Two hundred dimensional coins per person.
[Kizaru]: …
[Xiao Lin]: Sounds kind of fun. Can we choose the time period we travel to?
[Passerby Wanting to Cling to Luo Feng's Leg]: Question: When did Orochimaru-sama become this… weird?
[Orochimaru]: Heh. Seems even you've grown bolder, Passerby-kun.
[Passerby Wanting to Cling to Luo Feng's Leg]: Sumimasen! I take it back! Please, let's talk this out…
[Kizaru]: I'll sign up first. Once I confirm it's not too dangerous, you guys can try.
[Passerby Wanting to Cling to Luo Feng's Leg]: Love it! Kizaru-senpai is the best!
[Ai Haibara]: We've pretty much captured all the dinosaurs on Little Garden. Want me to send them over to Playboy?
[Kizaru]: Of course. Saves me a trip.
[Tony Stark]: Whoa! Mr. Stark's Jurassic Park is finally about to live up to the name!
[Ai Haibara]: By the way, how much longer until you turn me back to normal? Didn't you say it would be after you became Fleet Admiral?
[Kizaru]: Don't worry. I've already contacted Ain. Once you send the dinos over, you can return to HQ with Vivian and the others—perfect timing.
[Hermione Granger]: Wait a minute! When you say "dinosaurs," do you mean actual dinosaurs?
[Xiao Lin]: Hmm? Hermione-chan, aren't you a wizard? You're into dinosaurs too?
[Hermione Granger]: Of course! They're dinosaurs! Who wouldn't be interested?!
[Xiao Lin]: Ah, I see. Maybe I should bring Tohru and Kanna to check out the dinos too…
[Tony Stark: If anyone's interested in dinosaurs, feel free to visit anytime. Mr. Stark's Jurassic Park is open to everyone, free of charge!]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: Childhood dream come true! By the way, how many types of dinosaurs do you have now? Want me to help fill the numbers with a few monsters?]
[Ai Haibara: Dumb dog, stop making things worse. At least Kizaru's creatures are biologically normal. Yours… not so much.]
[Kizaru: @Orochimaru Let me know when time travel's ready to test. I want in.]
[Orochimaru: Heh, anytime. But are you sure it won't interfere with your promotion ceremony?]
[Kizaru: Hmm, let me think. I'll go after the ceremony. Perfect time to start slacking off.]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: Slacking off? But Kizaru-sama, aren't you about to become Fleet Admiral?]
[Kizaru: Ah, well, some people aren't too happy about me becoming Fleet Admiral, so I stirred up a little trouble for them...]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: Scary… If it were me, I'd never dare mess with Kizaru-sama…]
[Ding! Welcome Kamado Tanjiro to the Dimensional Chat Group!]
[Kobayashi: Whoa! A new member! throws confetti Welcome~!]
[Ai Haibara: A newbie, huh? Dumb dog, come identify the new guy!]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: Yo! Tanjiro! Hello, big bro-in-law! I'm your future brother-in-law!]
[Kizaru: cough cough Bro, tone it down a bit before you scare the poor guy…]
[Ai Haibara: @Kamado Tanjiro Ignore that creep. Mind introducing yourself?]
[Kamado Tanjiro: Who… are all of you? What is this? Am I dreaming?]
[Kobayashi: Hmm, seems like a young guy. Don't worry, Tanjiro-san. Everyone here is nice.]
[Kamado Tanjiro: Everyone's a good person…? My name is Kamado Tanjiro! Please take care of me!]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: So Tanjiro, have you joined the Demon Slayer Corps yet? Met the trash boss? How's Nezuko doing?]
[Kamado Tanjiro: Nezuko! You know how to cure Nezuko!?]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: I know you're in a rush, but hold on. First—do you know Urokodaki?]
[Kamado Tanjiro: Yes! Master Urokodaki is teaching me swordsmanship!]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: Okay, got it. First of all, welcome to the group, big bro-in-law~ throws confetti]
[Kizaru: cough cough Bro, bullying newbies will get you bad karma.]
[Ai Haibara: He doesn't even know who you are!]
[Fubuki: Another newbie? Finally, a guy joined.]
[Kamado Tanjiro: I'm truly sorry! But please, tell me how to turn Nezuko back to normal!]
[Ai Haibara: If I'm not mistaken, Nezuko is your little sister, right? "Back to normal"? Is she like me—turned small or something?]
[Kamado Tanjiro: Nezuko… she turned into a demon… No! She's just sick! She still remembers me and doesn't hurt anyone!]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: Let me explain simply, big bro-in-law… ahem. In Tanjiro's world, there are man-eating monsters called 'demons'...]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: …Demon blood is contagious… Nezuko's case is… special for now.]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: …So the easiest way is to kill the trash boss. Oh, the trash boss is Muzan Kibutsuji. We call him that because he's trash.]
[Kamado Tanjiro: Muzan Kibutsuji… I will never forgive him!]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: Well, you know, as the saying goes: "If you want it done right, do it yourself." But to beat the trash boss, I'd recommend getting outside help…]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: Considering the trash boss has a bunch of lackeys, only a few in our group can beat him—Kizaru-sama, Orochimaru-sama, and Esdeath-sama.]
[Kamado Tanjiro: That's possible!? How do I get these big… um, big shots to help me?]
[Jotaro Kujo: Flesh-eating demons afraid of sunlight… sounds a lot like vampires. If you need help, call me.]
[Random Guy Wanting to Hug Luo Feng's Thigh: JOJO offering to help is great news. But it's not enough—you've got to get the big shots in the group to move.]
[Orochimaru: You've improved a lot, Mr. Random Guy. But I'm not too interested in 'man-eating demons' right now. Better ask Kizaru.]
[Kizaru: Then I'll help. But give me a little time first.]
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